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StarCraft 2 | The game your games could play like

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shindigs
Profile Blog Joined May 2009
United States4795 Posts
July 24 2010 10:28 GMT
#1
[image loading]

Hello, nerds, look at your games, now back at mine, now back at your games, now back at mine. Sadly, your game isn't StarCraft II, but if it stopped be so fucking casual and became a strategy game worth a damn, it might play like StarCraft II.

Look down, back up, what are you playing? You're on BattleNet 2.0 playing the sequel to one of the greatest RTS's of all time!

What's on your screen, look back at me. I have it, it's a useless networking integration to that Facebook site you love.

Look again, BattleNet 2.0 now has chat channels!

Anything is possible when you're playing StarCraft II. I'm on a horse.

****
Photographer@shindags || twitch.tv/shindigs
AyJay
Profile Joined April 2010
1515 Posts
July 24 2010 10:31 GMT
#2
Brilliant. :D
Graham
Profile Blog Joined January 2010
Canada1259 Posts
Last Edited: 2010-07-24 10:42:03
July 24 2010 10:39 GMT
#3
Man, look at the chest on that guy!
Dustin sure has a good body for being so involved in video games.
Mikilatov
Profile Blog Joined May 2008
United States3897 Posts
July 24 2010 10:48 GMT
#4
Not bad, haha. That ad campaign is awesome.
♥ I used to lasso the shit out of your tournaments =( ♥ | Much is my hero. | zizi yO~ | Be Nice, TL.
dOpa
Profile Joined April 2010
United States166 Posts
July 24 2010 10:59 GMT
#5
haha nice spice guy parody, it actually makes sense
Graduate School = SC2 Hiatus
GhoSt[shield]
Profile Blog Joined April 2010
Canada2131 Posts
July 24 2010 11:12 GMT
#6
I see what you did there
seRapH
Profile Blog Joined April 2009
United States9795 Posts
July 24 2010 11:36 GMT
#7
I'm playing brood war. so this doesn't really make sense to me
boomer hands
TonyL2
Profile Blog Joined August 2007
England1953 Posts
July 24 2010 11:42 GMT
#8
You should somehow get Dustin to see that hehe, probably will make his day
Gomas
Profile Blog Joined March 2010
Poland312 Posts
July 24 2010 11:51 GMT
#9
I lold so hard :D
Inkblood
Profile Joined February 2010
United States463 Posts
July 24 2010 11:59 GMT
#10
Haha, that's pretty funny stuff! Nice job
TelecoM
Profile Blog Joined January 2010
United States10700 Posts
July 24 2010 12:39 GMT
#11
lol i'm on a horse
AKA: TelecoM[WHITE] Protoss fighting
Stratos_speAr
Profile Joined May 2009
United States6959 Posts
July 24 2010 14:10 GMT
#12
Damn that was good, and I knew what this was going to be a parody of and I didn't think it'd work well. Good job OP.
A sound mind in a sound body, is a short, but full description of a happy state in this World: he that has these two, has little more to wish for; and he that wants either of them, will be little the better for anything else.
Adeny
Profile Blog Joined January 2009
Norway1233 Posts
July 24 2010 14:35 GMT
#13
Your game is now diamonds.
RumZ
Profile Blog Joined March 2010
United States956 Posts
July 24 2010 14:51 GMT
#14
The one w here he addresses the ladies should somehow be involved. "Your man could be playing sc2 like me"
swanized
Profile Blog Joined September 2009
Canada2480 Posts
July 24 2010 14:53 GMT
#15
can someone explain... I don't understand anything about this
Writer
Amnesia
Profile Blog Joined September 2009
United States3818 Posts
July 24 2010 14:53 GMT
#16
On July 24 2010 20:36 seRapH wrote:
I'm playing brood war. so this doesn't really make sense to me

Stratos_speAr
Profile Joined May 2009
United States6959 Posts
Last Edited: 2010-07-24 15:06:21
July 24 2010 15:06 GMT
#17
On July 24 2010 23:53 swanized wrote:
can someone explain... I don't understand anything about this


A sound mind in a sound body, is a short, but full description of a happy state in this World: he that has these two, has little more to wish for; and he that wants either of them, will be little the better for anything else.
Ursadon-n-Pals
Profile Blog Joined November 2009
United States928 Posts
July 24 2010 15:58 GMT
#18
LOL. I actually only finally watched this ad yesterday.
Nothing worth having comes easy.
Severedevil
Profile Blog Joined April 2009
United States4839 Posts
July 24 2010 16:13 GMT
#19
On July 24 2010 23:35 Adeny wrote:
Your game is now diamonds.

The Platinum League is now Diamond.
My strategy is to fork people.
NuKedUFirst
Profile Blog Joined March 2010
Canada3139 Posts
July 24 2010 16:33 GMT
#20
On July 25 2010 01:13 Severedevil wrote:
Show nested quote +
On July 24 2010 23:35 Adeny wrote:
Your game is now diamonds.

The Platinum League is now Diamond.

This made me laugh for some reason.
Nice photo of browder, didn't know he was ripped.
And I agree, anything is possible but will it happen? :0
FrostedMiniWeet wrote: I like winning because it validates all the bloody time I waste playing SC2.
Polar_Nada
Profile Blog Joined June 2008
United States1548 Posts
July 24 2010 18:25 GMT
#21
hahah maybe u should change "im on a horse" to " im on an ultralisk"!
[ReD]NaDa and fnaticMSI.SEn fighting~! ::POlar @ UC Irvine::
DemiSe
Profile Blog Joined May 2010
883 Posts
July 24 2010 18:26 GMT
#22
On July 25 2010 00:06 Stratos_speAr wrote:
Show nested quote +
On July 24 2010 23:53 swanized wrote:
can someone explain... I don't understand anything about this


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=owGykVbfgUE

Hahaha that actually clears some stuff up about this blog. Thanks.
5/5 hilarious.
Let's See Who's Stronger, Your Tricks, Or My Skills.
jalstar
Profile Blog Joined September 2009
United States8198 Posts
July 24 2010 18:44 GMT
#23
[image loading]

you could have just posted the title and this image and i would have 5/5ed anyway.
Entropic
Profile Blog Joined May 2009
Canada2837 Posts
July 24 2010 18:45 GMT
#24
Dustin Browder + Old Spice Guy = the REAL Xel Naga to fear
ironchef
Profile Blog Joined August 2004
Canada1350 Posts
July 24 2010 19:20 GMT
#25
lol yea that image does it for me. Decent parody too.
“Because your own strength is unequal to the task, do not assume that it is beyond the powers of man; but if anything is within the powers and province of man, believe that it is within your own compass also.” - Marcus Aurelius
KillyKyll
Profile Blog Joined July 2010
United States267 Posts
July 24 2010 19:25 GMT
#26
Haha, hilarious. Good job. Props to the Old Spice people thinking of the original in the first place.
Seriously?
shindigs
Profile Blog Joined May 2009
United States4795 Posts
July 24 2010 20:49 GMT
#27
On July 25 2010 01:13 Severedevil wrote:
Show nested quote +
On July 24 2010 23:35 Adeny wrote:
Your game is now diamonds.

The Platinum League is now Diamond.


Damnit! I knew there was something better to post. If anyone wants to submit their own rewritten parody I'll update the OP with them.
Photographer@shindags || twitch.tv/shindigs
TymerA
Profile Joined July 2010
Netherlands759 Posts
July 24 2010 20:49 GMT
#28
Shindigs, this is brilliant! xD
nice.
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