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JeeJee
Profile Blog Joined July 2003
Canada5652 Posts
July 08 2010 19:48 GMT
#1
Was looking up average height (the irony) and spotted this little gem:

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If you're tall with a large penis, lots of money and high IQ, you got it made.

(\o/)  If you want it, you find a way. Otherwise you find excuses. No exceptions.
 /_\   aka Shinbi (requesting a name change since 27/05/09 ☺)
KumquatExpress
Profile Joined October 2009
United States344 Posts
July 08 2010 19:51 GMT
#2
No dude. You have to be a wizard too.
Speedythinggoesin, speedythingcomesout.
ella_guru
Profile Blog Joined August 2009
Canada1741 Posts
July 08 2010 19:51 GMT
#3
Good to know my wizarding skills leave me little to worry about.
Each day gets better : )
SkytoM
Profile Blog Joined July 2009
Austria1137 Posts
July 08 2010 19:51 GMT
#4
average IQ is 100
Bisu... ;-(
NrG.ZaM
Profile Joined March 2008
United States267 Posts
July 08 2010 19:52 GMT
#5
Those people look up more practical things on google, like wizards.
ieatkids5
Profile Blog Joined September 2004
United States4628 Posts
Last Edited: 2010-07-08 19:53:57
July 08 2010 19:53 GMT
#6
haha nice find. watching porn -> worried about penis length

edit - i do like the search "average wizard" lol
Disregard
Profile Blog Joined March 2007
China10252 Posts
July 08 2010 19:54 GMT
#7
Gotta know the right average for my magic stick.
"If I had to take a drug in order to be free, I'm screwed. Freedom exists in the mind, otherwise it doesn't exist."
ella_guru
Profile Blog Joined August 2009
Canada1741 Posts
July 08 2010 19:55 GMT
#8
I love "penile length"....

A suffix doesn't equate to science.
Each day gets better : )
Servius_Fulvius
Profile Joined August 2009
United States947 Posts
July 08 2010 19:58 GMT
#9
I thought the average wizard thing was a whole lot cooler until I looked it up on google.

The top result is this nifty site: http://averagewizard.com/

It's like "My Life is Average", only at the end of every post they put "MLIM" (my life is magical?). Yeaaaaahhhhh, this is just a bunch of real life situations where people think of Harry Potter references.

Could be worse though, at least it's not "My Life is Twilight"
Deleted User 3420
Profile Blog Joined May 2003
24492 Posts
July 08 2010 20:06 GMT
#10
well, im tall
Pokebunny
Profile Blog Joined June 2008
United States10654 Posts
July 08 2010 20:06 GMT
#11
Two things:

- Shinbi I never knew you were canadian.
- ... there's a canadian google? why would that be different from standard google?
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Caller
Profile Blog Joined September 2007
Poland8075 Posts
July 08 2010 20:07 GMT
#12
im pretty sure its just what shinbi searches for on a routine basis
Watch me fail at Paradox: http://www.teamliquid.net/forum/viewmessage.php?topic_id=397564
barbsq
Profile Joined November 2009
United States5348 Posts
July 08 2010 20:10 GMT
#13
On July 09 2010 05:06 Pokebunny wrote:
Two things:

- Shinbi I never knew you were canadian.
- ... there's a canadian google? why would that be different from standard google?


i wonder if it brings up more french (language not necessarily country) sites or something. also, google does a LOT of profiling, having you go to the canadian site prolly helps with that.
Look at this guy, constantly diluting himself! (╮°-°)╮┳━┳ ( ╯°□°)╯ ┻━┻
spinesheath
Profile Blog Joined June 2009
Germany8679 Posts
July 08 2010 20:11 GMT
#14
On July 09 2010 05:06 Pokebunny wrote:
Two things:

- Shinbi I never knew you were canadian.
- ... there's a canadian google? why would that be different from standard google?

There's a Google for (pretty much) every country. As you can see it showed him Canada-specific suggestions, and it will most likely partly filter results based on Canadian input etc.
If you have a good reason to disagree with the above, please tell me. Thank you.
Megalisk
Profile Blog Joined October 2008
United States6095 Posts
July 08 2010 20:12 GMT
#15
Try "Why do (insert any race of people)"..lots of hilarious suggestions.
Tear stained american saints and dirty guitar dreams across a universe of desert and blue sky , gas station coffee love letters and two dollar pistol kisses from thirty five dollar hotel room stationary .
mOnion
Profile Blog Joined August 2009
United States5657 Posts
July 08 2010 20:13 GMT
#16
On July 09 2010 04:48 JeeJee wrote:
If you're tall with a large penis, lots of money and high IQ, you got it made.


FUCK >_<
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Megalisk
Profile Blog Joined October 2008
United States6095 Posts
July 08 2010 20:15 GMT
#17
On July 09 2010 04:48 JeeJee wrote:
If you're tall with a large penis, lots of money and high IQ, you got it made.


I only have one of those, and its probably the least important for women D:.
Tear stained american saints and dirty guitar dreams across a universe of desert and blue sky , gas station coffee love letters and two dollar pistol kisses from thirty five dollar hotel room stationary .
ironchef
Profile Blog Joined August 2004
Canada1350 Posts
July 08 2010 20:16 GMT
#18
- average penile length by age
- average iq
- average wizard

Have a seat over there.
“Because your own strength is unequal to the task, do not assume that it is beyond the powers of man; but if anything is within the powers and province of man, believe that it is within your own compass also.” - Marcus Aurelius
condoriano
Profile Blog Joined April 2010
United States826 Posts
July 08 2010 20:29 GMT
#19
On July 09 2010 05:13 mOnion wrote:
Show nested quote +
On July 09 2010 04:48 JeeJee wrote:
If you're tall with a large penis, lots of money and high IQ, you got it made.


FUCK >_<


+ Show Spoiler +
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Ridentem dicere verum quid vetat?
Cow
Profile Joined May 2010
Canada1104 Posts
July 08 2010 20:30 GMT
#20
On July 09 2010 05:06 Pokebunny wrote:
Two things:

- Shinbi I never knew you were canadian.
- ... there's a canadian google? why would that be different from standard google?


As someone else mentioned, the results are more specific to Canadians.
eg. Searching Western on .ca would get you University of Western Ontario, while I doubt that would be the typical search result for .com
Also, not sure if this is always the case, but going to google.com often redirects to .ca if you're in Canada.
The Holiday things (when they change the Google logo and make it all fancy) are also more Canadian specific (like we had one for Canada Day).
R.I.P. Nujabes ♫
rotinegg
Profile Blog Joined April 2009
United States1719 Posts
July 08 2010 20:40 GMT
#21
On July 09 2010 05:12 Megalisk wrote:
Try "Why do (insert any race of people)"..lots of hilarious suggestions.

+ Show Spoiler +
[image loading]
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Garm
Profile Joined June 2010
Norway222 Posts
Last Edited: 2010-07-08 20:46:02
July 08 2010 20:45 GMT
#22
On July 09 2010 05:12 Megalisk wrote:
Try "Why do (insert any race of people)"..lots of hilarious suggestions.


You weren't kidding, lol!

+ Show Spoiler +

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[image loading]

Do asian people really turn red when they drink?


Edit: damn rotinegg you fast!
I didn't choose the Terran life. The Terran life chose me. Flash fan 2008 - eternity. FRB 2013! http://www.teamliquid.net/forum/viewmessage.php?topic_id=321242
ieatkids5
Profile Blog Joined September 2004
United States4628 Posts
July 08 2010 20:49 GMT
#23
On July 09 2010 05:45 Garm wrote:
Show nested quote +
On July 09 2010 05:12 Megalisk wrote:
Try "Why do (insert any race of people)"..lots of hilarious suggestions.


You weren't kidding, lol!

+ Show Spoiler +

[image loading]

[image loading]

[image loading]

Do asian people really turn red when they drink?


Edit: damn rotinegg you fast!

us asians have less of this one protein that breaks down alcohol so we get red faster. it's a genetic thing. well, most asians do. i know some that can hold their alcohol realllly well.
condoriano
Profile Blog Joined April 2010
United States826 Posts
July 08 2010 20:50 GMT
#24
Umm..

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[image loading]


damn canadians i can't even own one
Ridentem dicere verum quid vetat?
Garm
Profile Joined June 2010
Norway222 Posts
July 08 2010 20:55 GMT
#25
On July 09 2010 05:49 ieatkids5 wrote:

us asians have less of this one protein that breaks down alcohol so we get red faster. it's a genetic thing. well, most asians do. i know some that can hold their alcohol realllly well.


I see. Thanks for clearing that up.
I didn't choose the Terran life. The Terran life chose me. Flash fan 2008 - eternity. FRB 2013! http://www.teamliquid.net/forum/viewmessage.php?topic_id=321242
Garm
Profile Joined June 2010
Norway222 Posts
July 08 2010 21:01 GMT
#26
Probably my favorite google suggestion ever:

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[image loading]


So random lol
I didn't choose the Terran life. The Terran life chose me. Flash fan 2008 - eternity. FRB 2013! http://www.teamliquid.net/forum/viewmessage.php?topic_id=321242
QuanticHawk
Profile Blog Joined May 2007
United States32097 Posts
July 08 2010 21:22 GMT
#27
On July 09 2010 04:51 KumquatExpress wrote:
No dude. You have to be a wizard too.


Or you could be a wizard and just elongate your dong, raise your IQ and make it rain on some hoes from the heavens
PROFESSIONAL GAMER - SEND ME OFFERS TO JOIN YOUR TEAM - USA USA USA
koreasilver
Profile Blog Joined June 2008
9109 Posts
July 08 2010 21:23 GMT
#28
I never knew we were called zipperheads. What does that even mean?
spinesheath
Profile Blog Joined June 2009
Germany8679 Posts
July 08 2010 21:27 GMT
#29
On July 09 2010 06:22 Hawk wrote:
Show nested quote +
On July 09 2010 04:51 KumquatExpress wrote:
No dude. You have to be a wizard too.


Or you could be a wizard and just elongate your dong, raise your IQ and make it rain on some hoes from the heavens

I guess R1CH wins this then.
If you have a good reason to disagree with the above, please tell me. Thank you.
QuanticHawk
Profile Blog Joined May 2007
United States32097 Posts
Last Edited: 2010-07-08 21:29:18
July 08 2010 21:29 GMT
#30
On July 09 2010 06:23 koreasilver wrote:
I never knew we were called zipperheads. What does that even mean?

I honestly was gonna say go look in a mirrow, but I decided to doublecheck.

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=zipperhead

if it's to be believed, it's not your eyes!

/lerndsumthinnew
PROFESSIONAL GAMER - SEND ME OFFERS TO JOIN YOUR TEAM - USA USA USA
OneOther
Profile Blog Joined August 2004
United States10774 Posts
July 08 2010 21:42 GMT
#31
hahahah. so perfect. good find
Deleted User 3420
Profile Blog Joined May 2003
24492 Posts
July 08 2010 22:07 GMT
#32
On July 09 2010 06:29 Hawk wrote:
Show nested quote +
On July 09 2010 06:23 koreasilver wrote:
I never knew we were called zipperheads. What does that even mean?

I honestly was gonna say go look in a mirrow, but I decided to doublecheck.

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=zipperhead

if it's to be believed, it's not your eyes!

/lerndsumthinnew


wow thats a pretty derogatory one lol
Megalisk
Profile Blog Joined October 2008
United States6095 Posts
July 08 2010 22:09 GMT
#33
On July 09 2010 06:29 Hawk wrote:
Show nested quote +
On July 09 2010 06:23 koreasilver wrote:
I never knew we were called zipperheads. What does that even mean?

I honestly was gonna say go look in a mirrow, but I decided to doublecheck.

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=zipperhead

if it's to be believed, it's not your eyes!

/lerndsumthinnew


Holy crap that's awful..
Tear stained american saints and dirty guitar dreams across a universe of desert and blue sky , gas station coffee love letters and two dollar pistol kisses from thirty five dollar hotel room stationary .
Thats_The_Spirit
Profile Blog Joined April 2009
Netherlands138 Posts
July 08 2010 22:16 GMT
#34
Haha nice find.

I'm surprised "average penis length by height" isn't on that list. That would be much more interesting to know.
Lovin
Profile Joined May 2009
Denmark812 Posts
July 08 2010 22:39 GMT
#35
On July 09 2010 04:48 JeeJee wrote:
If you're tall with a large penis, lots of money and high IQ, you got it made.

That'd be a good description of me!

...

Yet here I am, on the internet.... I have no excuse..


+ Show Spoiler +
Or maybe it's just TOO big?
AKA SuddenSalad
jimminy_kriket
Profile Blog Joined February 2007
Canada5522 Posts
July 08 2010 22:58 GMT
#36
On July 09 2010 05:06 travis wrote:
well, im tall

lol
life of lively to live to life of full life thx to shield battery
koreasilver
Profile Blog Joined June 2008
9109 Posts
July 08 2010 23:09 GMT
#37
On July 09 2010 06:29 Hawk wrote:
Show nested quote +
On July 09 2010 06:23 koreasilver wrote:
I never knew we were called zipperheads. What does that even mean?

I honestly was gonna say go look in a mirrow, but I decided to doublecheck.

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=zipperhead

if it's to be believed, it's not your eyes!

/lerndsumthinnew

Wow.
Torenhire
Profile Blog Joined April 2009
United States11681 Posts
July 08 2010 23:34 GMT
#38
Heh. Here are some of my favorites.

Why does....?
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What happens...?
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How come....?
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SirJolt: Well maybe if you weren't so big and stupid, it wouldn't have hit you.
ForSC2
Profile Joined June 2009
United States580 Posts
July 09 2010 04:34 GMT
#39
On July 09 2010 08:34 Torenhire wrote:
What happens...?
+ Show Spoiler +
[image loading]


Those are good questions.
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