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JeeJee
Profile Blog Joined July 2003
Canada5652 Posts
July 08 2010 19:48 GMT
#1
Was looking up average height (the irony) and spotted this little gem:

[image loading]

If you're tall with a large penis, lots of money and high IQ, you got it made.

(\o/)  If you want it, you find a way. Otherwise you find excuses. No exceptions.
 /_\   aka Shinbi (requesting a name change since 27/05/09 ☺)
KumquatExpress
Profile Joined October 2009
United States344 Posts
July 08 2010 19:51 GMT
#2
No dude. You have to be a wizard too.
Speedythinggoesin, speedythingcomesout.
ella_guru
Profile Blog Joined August 2009
Canada1741 Posts
July 08 2010 19:51 GMT
#3
Good to know my wizarding skills leave me little to worry about.
Each day gets better : )
SkytoM
Profile Blog Joined July 2009
Austria1137 Posts
July 08 2010 19:51 GMT
#4
average IQ is 100
Bisu... ;-(
NrG.ZaM
Profile Joined March 2008
United States267 Posts
July 08 2010 19:52 GMT
#5
Those people look up more practical things on google, like wizards.
ieatkids5
Profile Blog Joined September 2004
United States4628 Posts
Last Edited: 2010-07-08 19:53:57
July 08 2010 19:53 GMT
#6
haha nice find. watching porn -> worried about penis length

edit - i do like the search "average wizard" lol
Disregard
Profile Blog Joined March 2007
China10252 Posts
July 08 2010 19:54 GMT
#7
Gotta know the right average for my magic stick.
"If I had to take a drug in order to be free, I'm screwed. Freedom exists in the mind, otherwise it doesn't exist."
ella_guru
Profile Blog Joined August 2009
Canada1741 Posts
July 08 2010 19:55 GMT
#8
I love "penile length"....

A suffix doesn't equate to science.
Each day gets better : )
Servius_Fulvius
Profile Joined August 2009
United States947 Posts
July 08 2010 19:58 GMT
#9
I thought the average wizard thing was a whole lot cooler until I looked it up on google.

The top result is this nifty site: http://averagewizard.com/

It's like "My Life is Average", only at the end of every post they put "MLIM" (my life is magical?). Yeaaaaahhhhh, this is just a bunch of real life situations where people think of Harry Potter references.

Could be worse though, at least it's not "My Life is Twilight"
Deleted User 3420
Profile Blog Joined May 2003
24492 Posts
July 08 2010 20:06 GMT
#10
well, im tall
Pokebunny
Profile Blog Joined June 2008
United States10654 Posts
July 08 2010 20:06 GMT
#11
Two things:

- Shinbi I never knew you were canadian.
- ... there's a canadian google? why would that be different from standard google?
Semipro Terran player | Pokebunny#1710 | twitter.com/Pokebunny | twitch.tv/Pokebunny | facebook.com/PokebunnySC
Caller
Profile Blog Joined September 2007
Poland8075 Posts
July 08 2010 20:07 GMT
#12
im pretty sure its just what shinbi searches for on a routine basis
Watch me fail at Paradox: http://www.teamliquid.net/forum/viewmessage.php?topic_id=397564
barbsq
Profile Joined November 2009
United States5348 Posts
July 08 2010 20:10 GMT
#13
On July 09 2010 05:06 Pokebunny wrote:
Two things:

- Shinbi I never knew you were canadian.
- ... there's a canadian google? why would that be different from standard google?


i wonder if it brings up more french (language not necessarily country) sites or something. also, google does a LOT of profiling, having you go to the canadian site prolly helps with that.
Look at this guy, constantly diluting himself! (╮°-°)╮┳━┳ ( ╯°□°)╯ ┻━┻
spinesheath
Profile Blog Joined June 2009
Germany8679 Posts
July 08 2010 20:11 GMT
#14
On July 09 2010 05:06 Pokebunny wrote:
Two things:

- Shinbi I never knew you were canadian.
- ... there's a canadian google? why would that be different from standard google?

There's a Google for (pretty much) every country. As you can see it showed him Canada-specific suggestions, and it will most likely partly filter results based on Canadian input etc.
If you have a good reason to disagree with the above, please tell me. Thank you.
Megalisk
Profile Blog Joined October 2008
United States6095 Posts
July 08 2010 20:12 GMT
#15
Try "Why do (insert any race of people)"..lots of hilarious suggestions.
Tear stained american saints and dirty guitar dreams across a universe of desert and blue sky , gas station coffee love letters and two dollar pistol kisses from thirty five dollar hotel room stationary .
mOnion
Profile Blog Joined August 2009
United States5657 Posts
July 08 2010 20:13 GMT
#16
On July 09 2010 04:48 JeeJee wrote:
If you're tall with a large penis, lots of money and high IQ, you got it made.


FUCK >_<
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Megalisk
Profile Blog Joined October 2008
United States6095 Posts
July 08 2010 20:15 GMT
#17
On July 09 2010 04:48 JeeJee wrote:
If you're tall with a large penis, lots of money and high IQ, you got it made.


I only have one of those, and its probably the least important for women D:.
Tear stained american saints and dirty guitar dreams across a universe of desert and blue sky , gas station coffee love letters and two dollar pistol kisses from thirty five dollar hotel room stationary .
ironchef
Profile Blog Joined August 2004
Canada1350 Posts
July 08 2010 20:16 GMT
#18
- average penile length by age
- average iq
- average wizard

Have a seat over there.
“Because your own strength is unequal to the task, do not assume that it is beyond the powers of man; but if anything is within the powers and province of man, believe that it is within your own compass also.” - Marcus Aurelius
condoriano
Profile Blog Joined April 2010
United States826 Posts
July 08 2010 20:29 GMT
#19
On July 09 2010 05:13 mOnion wrote:
Show nested quote +
On July 09 2010 04:48 JeeJee wrote:
If you're tall with a large penis, lots of money and high IQ, you got it made.


FUCK >_<


+ Show Spoiler +
[image loading]
Ridentem dicere verum quid vetat?
Cow
Profile Joined May 2010
Canada1104 Posts
July 08 2010 20:30 GMT
#20
On July 09 2010 05:06 Pokebunny wrote:
Two things:

- Shinbi I never knew you were canadian.
- ... there's a canadian google? why would that be different from standard google?


As someone else mentioned, the results are more specific to Canadians.
eg. Searching Western on .ca would get you University of Western Ontario, while I doubt that would be the typical search result for .com
Also, not sure if this is always the case, but going to google.com often redirects to .ca if you're in Canada.
The Holiday things (when they change the Google logo and make it all fancy) are also more Canadian specific (like we had one for Canada Day).
R.I.P. Nujabes ♫
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