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rotinegg
Profile Blog Joined April 2009
United States1719 Posts
July 08 2010 20:40 GMT
#21
On July 09 2010 05:12 Megalisk wrote:
Try "Why do (insert any race of people)"..lots of hilarious suggestions.

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Garm
Profile Joined June 2010
Norway222 Posts
Last Edited: 2010-07-08 20:46:02
July 08 2010 20:45 GMT
#22
On July 09 2010 05:12 Megalisk wrote:
Try "Why do (insert any race of people)"..lots of hilarious suggestions.


You weren't kidding, lol!

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Do asian people really turn red when they drink?


Edit: damn rotinegg you fast!
I didn't choose the Terran life. The Terran life chose me. Flash fan 2008 - eternity. FRB 2013! http://www.teamliquid.net/forum/viewmessage.php?topic_id=321242
ieatkids5
Profile Blog Joined September 2004
United States4628 Posts
July 08 2010 20:49 GMT
#23
On July 09 2010 05:45 Garm wrote:
Show nested quote +
On July 09 2010 05:12 Megalisk wrote:
Try "Why do (insert any race of people)"..lots of hilarious suggestions.


You weren't kidding, lol!

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Do asian people really turn red when they drink?


Edit: damn rotinegg you fast!

us asians have less of this one protein that breaks down alcohol so we get red faster. it's a genetic thing. well, most asians do. i know some that can hold their alcohol realllly well.
condoriano
Profile Blog Joined April 2010
United States826 Posts
July 08 2010 20:50 GMT
#24
Umm..

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damn canadians i can't even own one
Ridentem dicere verum quid vetat?
Garm
Profile Joined June 2010
Norway222 Posts
July 08 2010 20:55 GMT
#25
On July 09 2010 05:49 ieatkids5 wrote:

us asians have less of this one protein that breaks down alcohol so we get red faster. it's a genetic thing. well, most asians do. i know some that can hold their alcohol realllly well.


I see. Thanks for clearing that up.
I didn't choose the Terran life. The Terran life chose me. Flash fan 2008 - eternity. FRB 2013! http://www.teamliquid.net/forum/viewmessage.php?topic_id=321242
Garm
Profile Joined June 2010
Norway222 Posts
July 08 2010 21:01 GMT
#26
Probably my favorite google suggestion ever:

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So random lol
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QuanticHawk
Profile Blog Joined May 2007
United States32139 Posts
July 08 2010 21:22 GMT
#27
On July 09 2010 04:51 KumquatExpress wrote:
No dude. You have to be a wizard too.


Or you could be a wizard and just elongate your dong, raise your IQ and make it rain on some hoes from the heavens
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koreasilver
Profile Blog Joined June 2008
9109 Posts
July 08 2010 21:23 GMT
#28
I never knew we were called zipperheads. What does that even mean?
spinesheath
Profile Blog Joined June 2009
Germany8679 Posts
July 08 2010 21:27 GMT
#29
On July 09 2010 06:22 Hawk wrote:
Show nested quote +
On July 09 2010 04:51 KumquatExpress wrote:
No dude. You have to be a wizard too.


Or you could be a wizard and just elongate your dong, raise your IQ and make it rain on some hoes from the heavens

I guess R1CH wins this then.
If you have a good reason to disagree with the above, please tell me. Thank you.
QuanticHawk
Profile Blog Joined May 2007
United States32139 Posts
Last Edited: 2010-07-08 21:29:18
July 08 2010 21:29 GMT
#30
On July 09 2010 06:23 koreasilver wrote:
I never knew we were called zipperheads. What does that even mean?

I honestly was gonna say go look in a mirrow, but I decided to doublecheck.

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=zipperhead

if it's to be believed, it's not your eyes!

/lerndsumthinnew
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OneOther
Profile Blog Joined August 2004
United States10774 Posts
July 08 2010 21:42 GMT
#31
hahahah. so perfect. good find
Deleted User 3420
Profile Blog Joined May 2003
24492 Posts
July 08 2010 22:07 GMT
#32
On July 09 2010 06:29 Hawk wrote:
Show nested quote +
On July 09 2010 06:23 koreasilver wrote:
I never knew we were called zipperheads. What does that even mean?

I honestly was gonna say go look in a mirrow, but I decided to doublecheck.

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=zipperhead

if it's to be believed, it's not your eyes!

/lerndsumthinnew


wow thats a pretty derogatory one lol
Megalisk
Profile Blog Joined October 2008
United States6095 Posts
July 08 2010 22:09 GMT
#33
On July 09 2010 06:29 Hawk wrote:
Show nested quote +
On July 09 2010 06:23 koreasilver wrote:
I never knew we were called zipperheads. What does that even mean?

I honestly was gonna say go look in a mirrow, but I decided to doublecheck.

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=zipperhead

if it's to be believed, it's not your eyes!

/lerndsumthinnew


Holy crap that's awful..
Tear stained american saints and dirty guitar dreams across a universe of desert and blue sky , gas station coffee love letters and two dollar pistol kisses from thirty five dollar hotel room stationary .
Thats_The_Spirit
Profile Blog Joined April 2009
Netherlands138 Posts
July 08 2010 22:16 GMT
#34
Haha nice find.

I'm surprised "average penis length by height" isn't on that list. That would be much more interesting to know.
Lovin
Profile Joined May 2009
Denmark812 Posts
July 08 2010 22:39 GMT
#35
On July 09 2010 04:48 JeeJee wrote:
If you're tall with a large penis, lots of money and high IQ, you got it made.

That'd be a good description of me!

...

Yet here I am, on the internet.... I have no excuse..


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Or maybe it's just TOO big?
AKA SuddenSalad
jimminy_kriket
Profile Blog Joined February 2007
Canada5533 Posts
July 08 2010 22:58 GMT
#36
On July 09 2010 05:06 travis wrote:
well, im tall

lol
life of lively to live to life of full life thx to shield battery
koreasilver
Profile Blog Joined June 2008
9109 Posts
July 08 2010 23:09 GMT
#37
On July 09 2010 06:29 Hawk wrote:
Show nested quote +
On July 09 2010 06:23 koreasilver wrote:
I never knew we were called zipperheads. What does that even mean?

I honestly was gonna say go look in a mirrow, but I decided to doublecheck.

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=zipperhead

if it's to be believed, it's not your eyes!

/lerndsumthinnew

Wow.
Torenhire
Profile Blog Joined April 2009
United States11681 Posts
July 08 2010 23:34 GMT
#38
Heh. Here are some of my favorites.

Why does....?
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SirJolt: Well maybe if you weren't so big and stupid, it wouldn't have hit you.
ForSC2
Profile Joined June 2009
United States580 Posts
July 09 2010 04:34 GMT
#39
On July 09 2010 08:34 Torenhire wrote:
What happens...?
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Those are good questions.
http://www.smbc-comics.com/index.php?id=2883#comic
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