You dirty boy. You thought this blog was going to illustrate some fantsy of yours didnt you? tsk tsk tsk
Anyway, some dumbass 2facts me, i ask for a re, he insists on 2factinf me but this time is welcomed by 8 goons and some zeals.
And so i turn on the tv and i see some promo for the last episode of the L word.
Its that show that revolves around girls liking girls.
Except somewhere down the line it sudddenly became about murder and treatchery. From girls on girls clubbing to a girl being clubbed by a girl. Or something like that, i just wanted to have a witty line in the blog.
Now someone mind explaining me how this came to be? It seems like a very dramatic turn in terms of the themes the show seemed to be exploring.
sounds like a hostel movie to me. were the nerd dude gets to lay with a hot croatian chick (or what country was that) then he got tortured like a mofo in some dungeon/factory.
None of the lesbians I know are very hot. I'm almost as disappointed by this as I was when my parents explained to me that putting my arms through the handles of a plastic Safeway bag so it hung behind my back like a parachute would not allow me to soar majestically through the air. I'm getting pretty tired of the perpetual letdown that is reality, tbh.
On July 07 2010 15:10 3clipse wrote: None of the lesbians I know are very hot. I'm almost as disappointed by this as I was when my parents explained to me that putting my arms through the handles of a plastic Safeway bag so it hung behind my back like a parachute would not allow me to soar majestically through the air. I'm getting pretty tired of the perpetual letdown that is reality, tbh.
yeah, it's almost as if real lesbians aren't interested in making themselves look attractive for men.
On July 07 2010 15:10 3clipse wrote: None of the lesbians I know are very hot. I'm almost as disappointed by this as I was when my parents explained to me that putting my arms through the handles of a plastic Safeway bag so it hung behind my back like a parachute would not allow me to soar majestically through the air. I'm getting pretty tired of the perpetual letdown that is reality, tbh.
yeah, it's almost as if real lesbians aren't interested in making themselves look attractive for men.
Weird, huh.
well they should cuz Lesbians think and act like guys
I'm something of an expert on gays/lesbians. I live in a city with the 2nd largest openly homosexual population in the US (after San Fran), so my gaydar is just really fucking good.
There are three types of lesbians.
1. Internet lesbians. These are hot, horny, and always down to do anything to anyone, regardless of gender or orientation. Internet lesbians are basically nymphos in every possible sense of the word. they are, unfortunately, not real and only exist because they are paid. occasionally, one may find a true internet lesbian but that is a rare occurrence indeed.
2. Real life lesbians. These are lesbians are, alas, quite large in ways that are not good, have short man-hair (which can be hot, but in this case never is) and like to make out with equally unattractive ugly lesbian girls in the most public of places, such as the sidewalk during the gay pride parade (fun event) or in line at a movie theater. However, approximately 40% of these lesbians are quite normal people.
3. The third, most mysterious type of lesbian is that of the internet/real life hybrid. these lesbians are, in my experience, a confused yet insatiably sexy mix of both internet hot/sluttiness + normal weirdness, if that makes sense. They are hot yet unsure of themselves when it comes to seducing women (and men), which makes them bisexual some, but not all of the time. the best to find these elusive lesbians is to search out bisexual girls as they usually fit the bill.
It's because you can't base an entire series seasons long on scissoring. You could, if it was porn, but this show as far as I know is mostly aimed at women actually.
On July 07 2010 16:14 Elegy wrote: I'm something of an expert on gays/lesbians. I live in a city with the 2nd largest openly homosexual population in the US (after San Fran), so my gaydar is just really fucking good.
There are three types of lesbians.
1. Internet lesbians. These are hot, horny, and always down to do anything to anyone, regardless of gender or orientation. Internet lesbians are basically nymphos in every possible sense of the word. they are, unfortunately, not real and only exist because they are paid. occasionally, one may find a true internet lesbian but that is a rare occurrence indeed.
2. Real life lesbians. These are lesbians are, alas, quite large in ways that are not good, have short man-hair (which can be hot, but in this case never is) and like to make out with equally unattractive ugly lesbian girls in the most public of places, such as the sidewalk during the gay pride parade (fun event) or in line at a movie theater. However, approximately 40% of these lesbians are quite normal people.
3. The third, most mysterious type of lesbian is that of the internet/real life hybrid. these lesbians are, in my experience, a confused yet insatiably sexy mix of both internet hot/sluttiness + normal weirdness, if that makes sense. They are hot yet unsure of themselves when it comes to seducing women (and men), which makes them bisexual some, but not all of the time. the best to find these elusive lesbians is to search out bisexual girls as they usually fit the bill.
EPT
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