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theshin2007
Profile Blog Joined March 2010
United States133 Posts
July 03 2010 19:56 GMT
#1
So last night, at 2:00 AM, I was awoken by one of my roommates yelling for us to come to the kitchen. I woke up and initially thought that this was just another drunken rant, so I staggered out to go yell at him to keep it down. Upon entering the kitchen I noticed that there is blood all over the floor and the wall, a pineapple on the ground, and my roommate standing over the sink. He turned to me and said in a horrified voice, "I cut my finger off."
Now keep in mind, this is at 2 in the morning, so this took a moment to sink in. After the shock of being woken up so early and blood all over the kitchen wore off, we scrambled to find medical supplies to stop the bleeding and get the rest of the finger on ice. After several hours at the hospital, it turns out that they were unable to reattach the finger, so now he has a nub just after the 3rd knuckle of his index finger.


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IndecisivePenguin
Profile Blog Joined October 2008
United States771 Posts
July 03 2010 19:59 GMT
#2
So he was trying to cut the pineapple and cut his finger off instead?
Weasel-
Profile Joined June 2009
Canada1556 Posts
July 03 2010 20:04 GMT
#3
On July 04 2010 04:59 IndecisivePenguin wrote:
So he was trying to cut the pineapple and cut his finger off instead?

I think the pineapple was trying to attack him and he had to use the knife to defend himself. Seems he managed to slay the pineapple but it's rather unfortunate that it cost him the use of his finger.
pikaaarrr :3
Profile Blog Joined January 2010
United States593 Posts
July 03 2010 20:09 GMT
#4
On July 04 2010 05:04 Weasel- wrote:
Show nested quote +
On July 04 2010 04:59 IndecisivePenguin wrote:
So he was trying to cut the pineapple and cut his finger off instead?

I think the pineapple was trying to attack him and he had to use the knife to defend himself. Seems he managed to slay the pineapple but it's rather unfortunate that it cost him the use of his finger.


a little inconsiderate, dont you think?
theshin2007
Profile Blog Joined March 2010
United States133 Posts
July 03 2010 20:10 GMT
#5
lol, actually in his words he was trying to "Shave the pineapple." Anyone have any good nick names for him?
anderoo
Profile Blog Joined March 2008
Canada1876 Posts
July 03 2010 20:14 GMT
#6
cutting off my own finger is one of my first fears, what kind of knife was he using that he took his whole finger off just cutting a pineapple?
saritenite
Profile Blog Joined May 2009
Singapore1680 Posts
July 03 2010 20:19 GMT
#7
On July 04 2010 05:10 theshin2007 wrote:
lol, actually in his words he was trying to "Shave the pineapple." Anyone have any good nick names for him?


uh, peel it?
theshin2007
Profile Blog Joined March 2010
United States133 Posts
July 03 2010 20:20 GMT
#8
Let me clarify, it wasn't the entire finger, just the tip right above the first knuckle of the index finger. As for the knife, I dont know what it is called, but its about 10 inches and looks like a boning knife.
ella_guru
Profile Blog Joined August 2009
Canada1741 Posts
July 03 2010 20:39 GMT
#9
Least he can kick has habit of picking his nose.
Each day gets better : )
endy
Profile Blog Joined May 2009
Switzerland8970 Posts
July 03 2010 20:43 GMT
#10
That sucks for him, but using a 10inches knife to peel a pineapple is probably not the best option.

Anyway, it coincides with SC2 release, you could play this game with an arm off.

Thanks for sharing, it was an interesting story. And I just realized, but WTF was he doing with a pineapple at 2am ? T_T

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hifriend
Profile Blog Joined June 2009
China7935 Posts
Last Edited: 2010-07-03 20:47:48
July 03 2010 20:46 GMT
#11
That sucks hard. Does he play video games, guitar or piano?

Even if he does, learning to be gosu at any of those things or any other activity that sort of requires 10 fingers with only 9 would be characteristic and awesome.
BloodyC0bbler
Profile Blog Joined September 2004
Canada7876 Posts
July 03 2010 20:46 GMT
#12
On July 04 2010 05:19 sArite_nite wrote:
Show nested quote +
On July 04 2010 05:10 theshin2007 wrote:
lol, actually in his words he was trying to "Shave the pineapple." Anyone have any good nick names for him?


uh, peel it?


You have to cut off at least one if not both ends to peel it easily.

I am more surprised at how he took off part of his finger. I have had many run ins with knives and done a few reallllly nasty cuts to myself, but seriously never close to that bad. It takes alllot of pressure usually, as well as a really sharp knife to cut through anything more than the tip of a finger.

suffice to say, sucks for this guy.
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Divinek
Profile Blog Joined November 2006
Canada4045 Posts
July 03 2010 20:49 GMT
#13
im having a hard time even picturing how you would be cutting a pineapple to put your finger in that position, without noticing the blatant hazard to your finger.

But i suppose if you're drunk at 2am you'd be holding things strangely to begin with

like god damn you gotta be cutting that pineapple with some force
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BloodyC0bbler
Profile Blog Joined September 2004
Canada7876 Posts
July 03 2010 20:53 GMT
#14
On July 04 2010 05:20 theshin2007 wrote:
Let me clarify, it wasn't the entire finger, just the tip right above the first knuckle of the index finger. As for the knife, I dont know what it is called, but its about 10 inches and looks like a boning knife.


He took that much off with a boning knife? ffs, problem 1 was using the wrong knife for the job. Then not knowing how to use it.

sucks for him though, that is a very very shitty life lesson on knife use.
#3 Member of the Chill Fanclub / Rhaegar fought nobly. Rhaegar fought valiantly. Rhaegar fought honorably. And Rhaeger died. --Ser Jorah Mormont TL MAFIA FORUM http://www.teamliquid.net/forum/index.php?show_part=31 go go !
Reason
Profile Blog Joined June 2006
United Kingdom2770 Posts
July 03 2010 22:34 GMT
#15
Peely McPeelerson
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SageFantasma
Profile Blog Joined April 2010
United States383 Posts
July 03 2010 22:55 GMT
#16
On July 04 2010 05:43 endy wrote:

Thanks for sharing, it was an interesting story. And I just realized, but WTF was he doing with a pineapple at 2am ? T_T



I was thinking the same thing. I guess when you're tired/drunk? when you've got a craving, you gotta submit.

Anyways, semi-sad story. I feel bad for your buddy, but at least it wasn't too major. Granted chicks won't be attracted to that, but at least he will still be able to function normally(for the most part).
Issor
Profile Blog Joined April 2010
United States870 Posts
July 03 2010 23:01 GMT
#17
I have a feeling the knife got bound up in the pineapple (having cut many pineapples in my time, i can say this is not all that uncommon, particularly if you try to cut in half lengthwise, or any-wise really). Drunk, 2am... I can imagine he thought the best solution was to just hold the pineapple and jam the knife down as hard as possible. If it's sharp enough and his senses were dulled enough I could see this happening.


I feel sorry for your friend, hope he didn't play guitar or anything :x
Romantic
Profile Joined January 2010
United States1844 Posts
July 03 2010 23:06 GMT
#18
Ouch! I always awkwardly hold things to make sure I don't slice my fingers off when I cut them. How bad did it hurt?
Tazza
Profile Blog Joined May 2009
Korea (South)1678 Posts
July 03 2010 23:23 GMT
#19
Maybe he lost his finger because he lost in gambling or tried to cheat in sutda. It was probably a 타짜 that got him.
E-Coffee
Profile Joined May 2010
Canada519 Posts
July 04 2010 00:16 GMT
#20
I think I heard somewhere that putting it on ice is bad? Something about killing it... Not too sure... Does anyone know the procedure for stuff like this? o_O
Loanshark
Profile Blog Joined December 2008
China3094 Posts
July 04 2010 00:25 GMT
#21
On July 04 2010 09:16 E-Coffee wrote:
I think I heard somewhere that putting it on ice is bad? Something about killing it... Not too sure... Does anyone know the procedure for stuff like this? o_O


Only if you keep the ice on for too long, like maybe over 20 minutes.
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