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You wake up on July 27th and get ready to play Starcraft 2 for the first time in quite a while.
You sit down at your computer
*click*
You scramble to find where the sound came from
"don't bother, turn around and you're dead."
You pause, frozen in place.
"My name is johnathan fitz, and I have a challenge for you. If you do not accept this challenge I will kill you right now. Do you accept the challenge"
"how can I accept the challenge if I don't know what it -"
"Shut the fuck up bitch; do you accept my challenge or not?"
"... yes, I accept your challenge"
"Boot up starcraft 2"
So you comply...
He continues "press the find a match button"
So you comply...
"I am going to watch you play this game, if you win, I will slip out your window and you will never hear from or see me again."
You pause, beads of sweat trailing from your forehead, "and if I lose"
"If you lose I am going to shoot you in the head. Your death is quite likely."
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How would you play that game of starcraft 2? Would you cheese? Would you rush, would you go for a macro game; what race would you choose? How would you play Starcraft 2 if your life depended on it.
 
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On June 19 2010 13:21 SpicyCrab wrote:
"Shut the fuck up bitch; do you accept my challenge or not?"
I liked it until this line. I imagined a sort of cool, calm and calculated killer; the excessive profanity comes across as trashy to me. Also Sc2 is >.<; it doesn't really have the depth that broodwar has and that would make this question interesting. Regardless, I'd probably baneling bust for the cheap easy win
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I would rush void rays and press A into my opponents base and thank blizzard for the matchmaking system that matched me up with a bronze player 
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Haha maybe I will write a real sc2 horror story soon then.
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i would hope i didnt just win my 3 last games and play standard and get an easy win X_X
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This story is so bad XD
I hope theres a second part :D
To answer, I would just play my normal game.
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White-Ra has joined the game.
FML.
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This could have been a great story, something tells me you've watched saw too long ago, or are just fond of misplaced profanity that doesn't fit the character.
How would you play Starcraft 2 if your life depended on it.
Would depend on matchup/map, but probably some kind of cheese.
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Really (at everyone talking about the anticlimactic profanity)? I was going into the blog expecting nothing much at all >n<
I always, always make sure the door behind me is locked since my laptop is in the dining room; won't go into specifics, but the place I play is arranged so that once the door is locked, I can't possibly not notice an intruder (because I'm such a perfectionist, even minor paranoia must be taken care of...or something like that).
But to answer your question, I really would be screwed since I'm quite horrible. It depends on the map, but I would either cheese very hard (something I've never done so...); my game sense is nonexistent, so being a Protoss player, I would rush Void Rays or DTs or something of that ilk. ^^ V
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I would probably go mech, because that's what i'm most comfortable with.
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I'll just join a 1v1 custom game against some bronze noob and play standard gg.
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On June 19 2010 14:00 endy wrote:
White-Ra has joined the game.
FML.
LOL
6pool is always the best option.
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I'd Combat-EX it obviously.
"No seriously man, I REALLY need this win."
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On June 19 2010 14:38 SonuvBob wrote:
I'd Combat-EX it obviously.
"No seriously man, I REALLY need this win."
hahahahaha
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On June 19 2010 14:38 SonuvBob wrote:
I'd Combat-EX it obviously.
"No seriously man, I REALLY need this win."
This man wins.
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5 seconds in id realize that my mouse is dead. From then on i'll just beg the person im playing to quit because a crazy sc2-psycopath is going to kill me.
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I would say goodbye to all my facebook friends 
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I'll pinch my cheek, wake up, then go write on TL.net about that horrific dream I had last night, where a female Hot_Bid dressed up like Johnathan Fitz, forced me to play that awful new game called StarCraft 2.
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On June 19 2010 14:38 SonuvBob wrote:
I'd Combat-EX it obviously.
"No seriously man, I REALLY need this win."
This comment just won the thread.
And lol at the sudden profanity. The story went from sounding like an action thriller to sounding like a gay domination fantasy with that line 
To address the OP, I would probably do an all-in strategy that wasn't a strict early game cheese.
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Haha, so much hate for my profanity. Look every one, the guy is freaking crazy okay? What do you expect him to say.
If any thing I take it as a complement though, people wouldn't be so upset if they weren't interested in the first place.
Don't worry every one, you will get a real starcraft 2 thriller sometime in the near future.
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I was gonna say I'd just rush void rays
But honestly if I were actually in the situation I'd probably pick terran and play standard because I'd be most comfortable with it.
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On June 19 2010 14:38 SonuvBob wrote:
I'd Combat-EX it obviously.
"No seriously man, I REALLY need this win."
haha, best answer in this entire thread
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I don't understand the combat-ex joke :/
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I would go Combat-ex
aww someone already beat me to it
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EPT
