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A Starcraft horror story

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SpicyCrab
Profile Blog Joined March 2010
402 Posts
Last Edited: 2010-06-19 04:22:34
June 19 2010 04:21 GMT
#1
You wake up on July 27th and get ready to play Starcraft 2 for the first time in quite a while.

You sit down at your computer

*click*

You scramble to find where the sound came from

"don't bother, turn around and you're dead."

You pause, frozen in place.

"My name is johnathan fitz, and I have a challenge for you. If you do not accept this challenge I will kill you right now. Do you accept the challenge"

"how can I accept the challenge if I don't know what it -"

"Shut the fuck up bitch; do you accept my challenge or not?"

"... yes, I accept your challenge"

"Boot up starcraft 2"

So you comply...

He continues "press the find a match button"

So you comply...

"I am going to watch you play this game, if you win, I will slip out your window and you will never hear from or see me again."

You pause, beads of sweat trailing from your forehead, "and if I lose"

"If you lose I am going to shoot you in the head. Your death is quite likely."
______________________________________________________________

How would you play that game of starcraft 2? Would you cheese? Would you rush, would you go for a macro game; what race would you choose? How would you play Starcraft 2 if your life depended on it.

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I'm such a baller in my dreams. - HiFriend
EleanorRIgby
Profile Joined March 2008
Canada3923 Posts
June 19 2010 04:24 GMT
#2
??
savior did nothing wrong
n.DieJokes
Profile Blog Joined November 2008
United States3443 Posts
June 19 2010 04:29 GMT
#3
On June 19 2010 13:21 SpicyCrab wrote:
"Shut the fuck up bitch; do you accept my challenge or not?"

I liked it until this line. I imagined a sort of cool, calm and calculated killer; the excessive profanity comes across as trashy to me. Also Sc2 is >.<; it doesn't really have the depth that broodwar has and that would make this question interesting. Regardless, I'd probably baneling bust for the cheap easy win
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Pengu1n
Profile Blog Joined October 2004
United States552 Posts
Last Edited: 2010-06-19 04:31:50
June 19 2010 04:31 GMT
#4
I would rush void rays and press A into my opponents base and thank blizzard for the matchmaking system that matched me up with a bronze player
SpicyCrab
Profile Blog Joined March 2010
402 Posts
June 19 2010 04:31 GMT
#5
Haha maybe I will write a real sc2 horror story soon then.
I'm such a baller in my dreams. - HiFriend
Tempest[OEC]
Profile Joined February 2010
United States417 Posts
June 19 2010 04:31 GMT
#6
6 pool. Nothing but.
Polar_Nada
Profile Blog Joined June 2008
United States1548 Posts
June 19 2010 04:36 GMT
#7
LOL proxy FTW.
[ReD]NaDa and fnaticMSI.SEn fighting~! ::POlar @ UC Irvine::
rockon1215
Profile Joined May 2009
United States612 Posts
June 19 2010 04:38 GMT
#8
7-pool obviously
Flash v Jaedong The finals that is ALWAYS meant to be
HeyitsClay
Profile Joined April 2008
Canada336 Posts
June 19 2010 04:38 GMT
#9
i would hope i didnt just win my 3 last games and play standard and get an easy win X_X
zoltanqc
Profile Blog Joined April 2010
Canada171 Posts
June 19 2010 04:42 GMT
#10
I just go pewpew...
AND THEN, THE INTERNETS EXPLODED.
gaizka
Profile Blog Joined August 2008
United States991 Posts
June 19 2010 04:47 GMT
#11
This story is so bad XD
I hope theres a second part :D

To answer, I would just play my normal game.
endy
Profile Blog Joined May 2009
Switzerland8970 Posts
June 19 2010 05:00 GMT
#12
White-Ra has joined the game.
FML.
ॐ
banana
Profile Joined January 2009
Netherlands1189 Posts
June 19 2010 05:06 GMT
#13
This could have been a great story, something tells me you've watched saw too long ago, or are just fond of misplaced profanity that doesn't fit the character.

How would you play Starcraft 2 if your life depended on it.


Would depend on matchup/map, but probably some kind of cheese.
Z3kk
Profile Blog Joined December 2009
4099 Posts
June 19 2010 05:27 GMT
#14
Really (at everyone talking about the anticlimactic profanity)? I was going into the blog expecting nothing much at all >n<

I always, always make sure the door behind me is locked since my laptop is in the dining room; won't go into specifics, but the place I play is arranged so that once the door is locked, I can't possibly not notice an intruder (because I'm such a perfectionist, even minor paranoia must be taken care of...or something like that).

But to answer your question, I really would be screwed since I'm quite horrible. It depends on the map, but I would either cheese very hard (something I've never done so...); my game sense is nonexistent, so being a Protoss player, I would rush Void Rays or DTs or something of that ilk. ^^ V
Failure is not falling down over and over again. Failure is refusing to get back up.
luminaire
Profile Joined May 2010
United States56 Posts
June 19 2010 05:33 GMT
#15
I would probably go mech, because that's what i'm most comfortable with.
Work hard and never give up.
Nemesis
Profile Blog Joined May 2009
Canada2568 Posts
June 19 2010 05:34 GMT
#16
I'll just join a 1v1 custom game against some bronze noob and play standard gg.
Lee Young Ho fighting! KT P are just CHINTOSSTIC.
firebound12
Profile Joined March 2010
Canada274 Posts
June 19 2010 05:34 GMT
#17
On June 19 2010 14:00 endy wrote:
White-Ra has joined the game.
FML.


LOL

6pool is always the best option.
SonuvBob
Profile Blog Joined October 2006
Aiur21550 Posts
June 19 2010 05:38 GMT
#18
I'd Combat-EX it obviously.

"No seriously man, I REALLY need this win."
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mOnion
Profile Blog Joined August 2009
United States5657 Posts
June 19 2010 05:41 GMT
#19
On June 19 2010 14:38 SonuvBob wrote:
I'd Combat-EX it obviously.

"No seriously man, I REALLY need this win."


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flamewheel
Profile Blog Joined December 2009
FREEAGLELAND26781 Posts
June 19 2010 05:46 GMT
#20
On June 19 2010 14:38 SonuvBob wrote:
I'd Combat-EX it obviously.

"No seriously man, I REALLY need this win."

This man wins.
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