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Crocs Nigga
There I was... Pearl Street - Boulder, Colorado. The home of the Croc when I decided to wonder inside the local Croc store. (That's right... It's out there.) Little did I know what awaited me inside...
Ugly Fucking Shoes
At this point, coast to coast in America everybody's seen Crocs. They were a hit. A major hit. However, as most fads do, this particular hit went up then crashed and burned. Almost as soon as Crocs went public their stock took a huge plunge into near bankruptcy. It's no surprise. Once you had a pair of Crocs you were set... You didn't need another one. Especially for style. Here's a Croc.
![[image loading]](http://earthskyknitter.files.wordpress.com/2007/06/crocs.jpg)
Ugly, yes?
The thing is these shoes, as horrible as they look, are kind of the most comfortable thing for your feet. Ever. Shoes are to Crocs as Lovesacs are to chairs.
![[image loading]](http://www.chubbychairs.com/images/Love-Sac-Chairs-Furniture.jpg)
Comfy eh?
Accessorize
Crocs managed to pull themselves out of a dive by diversifying their product line. Now there are all sorts of Crocs. Big ones, little ones, green ones, pink ones. They even have high heel'd Crocs which claim to be as comfortable as the real thing. (They left "the real thing" ambiguous on purpose I think.)
![[image loading]](http://squoze.net/wp-content/uploads/2008/08/highheeledcrocs.jpg)
Looking retarded... in style
What you've been waiting for
No, this isn't an ad for Crocs. This is what you've been waiting for and I don't think you're prepared. I've, not until today, ever owned a pair of Crocs. I just couldn't get myself to spend $40 on boat shoes that were bright colors, but that's all changed. You see Crocs decided to do a line for the world cup...
![[image loading]](http://i233.photobucket.com/albums/ee281/Leper_Kahn/IMG_0813.jpg)
That's right!
![[image loading]](http://i233.photobucket.com/albums/ee281/Leper_Kahn/IMG_0814.jpg)
Korea Crocs!
![[image loading]](http://i233.photobucket.com/albums/ee281/Leper_Kahn/IMG_0815.jpg)
Look at my whitey feet!
Are those not the most badass things you could ever put on your feet?
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OH MY GOD. I'm buying these right now.
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Chobo
How ling till SC progamers start wearing these? CJ/Hwaseung already have those shirts for the world cup..might as well add shoes.
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i own a pair of crocs for wearing around the house and they are awful.
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Homie, you're so Boulder..
EDIT: I hear those babies start to smell bad. Like wicked bad. Is that troof?
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I used to work for Crocs about a year ago. Probably the most unorganized company I've ever worked for, but it was fun going to AVP tournaments and getting paid to watch Jose Cuervo girls all day long. Off the record, it costs about $10 to make these shitty shoes, and they charge about $35-40 for the model you have (Beaches IIRC)
Edit : It does start to smell like old ass if you wear them without socks and if your feet start to perspire. However you can just hose them down cause they're waterproof. I promised myself never to talk about Crocs when I left, I feel like an ass right now.
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im sorry id never be caught dead wearing those, ro any kind of crocs to be honest
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On June 04 2010 07:14 ella_guru wrote:![[image loading]](http://themarioblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/07/vibram-five-fingers-kso.jpg)
oh my god my eyes
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On June 04 2010 07:14 ella_guru wrote:
hahaha XD
Edit: while we're at it, I'll see these ugly shoes, and I'll raise you:
![[image loading]](http://i.imgur.com/H5M8S.jpg)
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^^^
What the fuck..thats just..terrible
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I'll get the vibram over the crocs any day, any time.
What do you use them for actually?
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BOULDER COLORADO REPRESENT!
In other news, don't call me up, I don't know people that own crocs.
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xD
I'm laughing so hard, what a great topic xD
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Ummm those look like they make your feet sweat alot :\
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On June 04 2010 07:30 Saturnize wrote:
Ummm those look like they make your feet sweat alot :\
they actually don't I hear. Neither the crocs (that I still don't like) nor the fivefingers.
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I hear those toe shoes are the most comfortable things ever. They're supposed to be spectacular to run in.
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moopie... I want to get some of those... those are some amazing ass shoes
Puts the Korea crocs to shame
Aww they seem to be a photoshop... oh well
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On June 04 2010 07:16 moopie wrote:hahaha XD Edit: while we're at it, I'll see these ugly shoes, and I'll raise you:
Christ spoiler that shit.
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May I interest you in some God's Shoes?
![[image loading]](http://i.imgur.com/IPOc4.jpg)
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ROFL those blue shoes are badass.
Why don't they have American Crocs for IdrA to sport up? Sponsors man, sponsors.
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On June 04 2010 07:16 moopie wrote:hahaha XD Edit: while we're at it, I'll see these ugly shoes, and I'll raise you:
That ^ reminds me of "God's Shoes" from the show Married with Children
![[image loading]](http://i26.photobucket.com/albums/c115/suganutz2/zz608.jpg)
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WOW moopie I totally did not see your post LOL *high five*
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Bub, look up 2 posts.
edit: lol 
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I'm sorry, there is no such thing as a cool pair of crocs.
If you put a picture of jaedong's face on a fannie pack, it doesn't make it cool
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Putting "Korea" on something does not automatically make it not a POS.
Seriously TL, stop it with the Korean/Asian fever 
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GG no re.
/thread.
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Every other person wore Crocs in Fairview it seemed haha
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On June 05 2010 05:12 SoManyDeadLings wrote:Putting "Korea" on something does not automatically make it not a POS. Seriously TL, stop it with the Korean/Asian fever
This needs to be repeated
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Crocs are pretty comfortable...I only bought the ones that look normal though.
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Al Bundy knew the future! I knew he was ahead of his time...
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