EPT/rant. will try to take pictures later.
Fuck Deer
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decafchicken
United States20159 Posts
/rant. will try to take pictures later. | ||
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snotboogie
Australia3550 Posts
I wish there was deer meat here, I've never had it | ||
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decafchicken
United States20159 Posts
On May 26 2010 16:37 snotboogie wrote: Did you at least get a couple of good deer steaks out of it? I wish there was deer meat here, I've never had it Venison is very good. I did not stop to collect the remains as i was busy pulling over to stuff my fender into my truck and figuring out where the scraping sound was coming from. | ||
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krndandaman
Mozambique16569 Posts
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eSen1a
Australia1058 Posts
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SultanVinegar
United States372 Posts
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Rekrul
Korea (South)17174 Posts
you're the one driving a mustang how about fuck you, fag User was temp banned for this post. | ||
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Terrakin
United States1440 Posts
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love1another
United States1844 Posts
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brokenSC
United States84 Posts
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omgCRAZY
Canada551 Posts
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frogmelter
United States971 Posts
"Lester: Looks like you mashed some poor feller's dog, Sarge. Humvee Seargent: That ain't no dog. It's a Zergling, Lester. Smaller attack Zerg. They shouldn't be out this far unless... oh shit. [They turn around and see several more Zerg standing between them and the Hummvee] Lester: I love you, Sarge. " | ||
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ForTheSwarm
United States556 Posts
On May 26 2010 16:51 Rekrul wrote: fuck deer? you're the one driving a mustang how about fuck you, fag <3 Rekrul, lol | ||
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decafchicken
United States20159 Posts
On May 26 2010 16:51 Rekrul wrote: fuck deer? you're the one driving a mustang how about fuck you, fag ah go fuck yourself. when i shit money i will buy a fucking awesome car. Until then i will take the extremely well priced lease cars i get through my dad. | ||
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~ava
Canada379 Posts
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Rekrul
Korea (South)17174 Posts
On May 26 2010 17:10 decafchicken wrote: ah go fuck yourself. when i shit money i will buy a fucking awesome car. Until then i will take the extremely well priced lease cars i get through my dad. no need to make excuses, as long as you are aware of it then you're okay in my books | ||
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TommyGG
United States142 Posts
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AcrossFiveJulys
United States3612 Posts
I'm going to be more cautious after reading this... | ||
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Thall
Switzerland214 Posts
On May 26 2010 16:37 snotboogie wrote: Did you at least get a couple of good deer steaks out of it? I wish there was deer meat here, I've never had it actually deers tastes more or less like kangaroo  | ||
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prototype.
Canada4215 Posts
On May 26 2010 17:10 ~ava wrote: More sympathy for the deer; your car got in the way of nature. Just like how we're in the way of tornadoes and earthquakes. | ||
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jimminy_kriket
Canada5532 Posts
On May 26 2010 17:10 ~ava wrote: More sympathy for the deer; your car got in the way of nature. Couldn't have said it better. | ||
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sluggaslamoo
Australia4494 Posts
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ShaperofDreams
Canada2492 Posts
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unionbank
Australia666 Posts
/endsarcasm show some respect for the animal you monster | ||
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Bill Murray
United States9292 Posts
On May 26 2010 16:51 Rekrul wrote: fuck deer? you're the one driving a mustang how about fuck you, fag guy probably has his facebook picture of his mustang | ||
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Bill Murray
United States9292 Posts
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Necosarius
Sweden4042 Posts
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Masamune
Canada3401 Posts
On May 26 2010 17:15 Thall wrote: actually deers tastes more or less like kangaroo humans taste like chicken. Don't ask me how I know. | ||
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NeVeR
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konadora
Singapore66360 Posts
On May 26 2010 17:16 prototype. wrote: Just like how we're in the way of tornadoes and earthquakes. lolollol | ||
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Piy
Scotland3152 Posts
wut | ||
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Garnet
Vietnam9043 Posts
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Dooba
Croatia588 Posts
Ever stop to wonder if YOU were in the deers way!? Fuck your car, that was a life. There will always be more metal... | ||
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LordWeird
United States3411 Posts
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micronesia
United States24772 Posts
Was expecting a more kinky thread. | ||
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hellobye
Canada82 Posts
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Lurgee
Australia252 Posts
On May 26 2010 19:39 Dooba wrote: So basiclly: you killed a deer and now you're angry at it? Ever stop to wonder if YOU were in the deers way!? Fuck your car, that was a life. There will always be more metal... There is far more carbon in this world than metal. | ||
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EvilTeletubby
Baltimore, USA22259 Posts
Sucks for you though Decaf | ||
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Puosu
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IT MADE A MESS NOW I HAVE ANGRY IN ME | ||
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Disregard
China10252 Posts
Than again there are fucking signs everywhere warning presence of DEER. | ||
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QuanticHawk
United States32134 Posts
i felt bad after i left bambi convulsing on the highway | ||
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Jibba
United States22883 Posts
On May 26 2010 18:10 unionbank wrote: you sir are very lucky you don't live in australia otherwise you would have been sentenced to 20 years in jail with a fine of 20,990 dollars for animal cruelty under the federal law section 9. /endsarcasm show some respect for the animal you monster Everyone loves deer until you live near them. They're overpopulated and fucking annoying. It's pretty obvious from this thread who actually has real experience with them. Honestly, you fuckers don't cry when a rattlesnake dies. Any injuries decaf? Hope not. :o | ||
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Hesmyrr
Canada5776 Posts
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AnodyneSea
Jamaica757 Posts
On May 26 2010 16:51 Rekrul wrote: fuck deer? you're the one driving a mustang how about fuck you, fag ROFL | ||
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QuanticHawk
United States32134 Posts
On May 26 2010 21:52 Jibba wrote: Everyone loves deer until you live near them. They're overpopulated and fucking annoying. It's pretty obvious from this thread who actually has real experience with them. Honestly, you fuckers don't cry when a rattlesnake dies. Any injuries decaf? Hope not. :o true that. But it's still hard to hate them. THEY'RE SO CUTE. some of them are jerks. I saw one chase my dog down the side of the mountain because he started barking at big daddy deer pimp's bitches, Pretty crazy the lack of fear that deer in more populated areas have | ||
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JodoYodo
Canada1772 Posts
/rant. cannot take pictures later, my hooves are crushed User was warned for this post | ||
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decafchicken
United States20159 Posts
On May 26 2010 18:10 Bill Murray wrote: guy probably has his facebook picture of his mustang lol no On May 26 2010 19:39 Dooba wrote: So basiclly: you killed a deer and now you're angry at it? Ever stop to wonder if YOU were in the deers way!? Fuck your car, that was a life. There will always be more metal... There will always be more deer. They're fucking everywhere. And 4000 pounds of metal at 70mph always has the right of way vs a few hundred pounds of bone and fur. On May 26 2010 21:52 Jibba wrote: Everyone loves deer until you live near them. They're overpopulated and fucking annoying. It's pretty obvious from this thread who actually has real experience with them. Honestly, you fuckers don't cry when a rattlesnake dies. Any injuries decaf? Hope not. :o Nah, i'm pretty sure my buddy thought we were going to flip the car though when i had to correct the car. | ||
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Whiplash
United States2929 Posts
On May 26 2010 23:30 JodoYodo wrote: To the dude in the Mustang that decided it was a great idea to hit me while I was crossing the I-96 near kensington circa 3 AM to visit my dying grandma, FUCK YOU. You have ruined my life, crushed all my bones, and torn fur off my skin. As if that was not enough, I lie twitching and gory on this cold cement as I dream of the bounding and grazing I could have done, feeling my life essence wilt away, and that driver is whining about it on the internet. I hope your car was moderately fucked up, because my deer family will never find me again. Is it nerd hunting season yet? /rant. cannot take pictures later, my hooves are crushed Thank you for the 4-chan reference. It really sucks that your car got fucked up, I wonder how long it will take deer to realize that big lights = GET THE FUCK OUT. | ||
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SLTorak.Hobo
Canada67 Posts
On May 26 2010 21:52 Jibba wrote: Everyone loves deer until you live near them. They're overpopulated and fucking annoying. It's pretty obvious from this thread who actually has real experience with them. Honestly, you fuckers don't cry when a rattlesnake dies. Any injuries decaf? Hope not. :o Actually I live by a ton of deer, during winter months they eat in my yard, I hunt them ect ect. Deer are not pests, if you know how to drive with lights on and actually look for eyes( Yes thats right, light illuminates animal eyes, in a deers case it BLINDS THEM). My friend actually raised a deer from a fawn..anyways long short deer are not pest. They taste amazing an are very entertaining to watch. That being said, if you hit an animal atleast have the balls to finish it off yourself. EDIT: Once again - light blinds a deer .. if you go into a field with a light an shine a deers eye they will just sit there until you shut it off cause they can't see shit and it freaks them out, people use it to 'jack deer' which means they shine the deers heads then shoot them between the bright glowin orbs. | ||
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DreaM)XeRO
Korea (South)4667 Posts
you killed bambi | ||
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micronesia
United States24772 Posts
On May 27 2010 00:59 SLTorak.Hobo wrote: Actually I live by a ton of deer, during winter months they eat in my yard, I hunt them ect ect. Deer are not pests, if you know how to drive with lights on and actually look for eyes( Yes thats right, light illuminates animal eyes, in a deers case it BLINDS THEM). My friend actually raised a deer from a fawn..anyways long short deer are not pest. They taste amazing an are very entertaining to watch. That being said, if you hit an animal atleast have the balls to finish it off yourself. EDIT: Once again - light blinds a deer .. if you go into a field with a light an shine a deers eye they will just sit there until you shut it off cause they can't see shit and it freaks them out, people use it to 'jack deer' which means they shine the deers heads then shoot them between the bright glowin orbs. How do you suggest finishing off the deer if you don't have any weapons with you? | ||
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sung_moon
United States10110 Posts
On May 26 2010 17:16 prototype. wrote: Just like how we're in the way of tornadoes and earthquakes. rofl | ||
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Pokebunny
United States10654 Posts
Seeing a lock icon next to a bolded name makes me feel strange. | ||
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XinRan
United States530 Posts
On May 27 2010 04:28 micronesia wrote: How do you suggest finishing off the deer if you don't have any weapons with you? A car is a dangerous weapon. Look how many deaths involve cars. | ||
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SLTorak.Hobo
Canada67 Posts
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decafchicken
United States20159 Posts
On May 27 2010 06:06 SLTorak.Hobo wrote: Most people I know that hit them if they don't have a gun on them they go and get one, I've also heard of people just cutting the throat(an taking it if its the right season!) but thats still a shitty way to go but better then lying around broken. Keep in mind though I live in the country so its not unusual for people to have a few shotguns and rifles around home, its always circumstantial but if you can put it down you myswell. Also yeah..you can run them over as well.. Things i will never do: Drive the wrong way down a high way so that i can put a deer that just ruined my car out of its misery. In the middle of an interstate. | ||
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decafchicken
United States20159 Posts
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micronesia
United States24772 Posts
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ieatkids5
United States4628 Posts
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Evilmonkey.
United States1628 Posts
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gyth
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Hitting anything at speed can be deadly. | ||
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HowitZer
United States1610 Posts
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tonight
United States11130 Posts
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IntoTheWow
is awesome32278 Posts
On May 26 2010 17:10 ~ava wrote: More sympathy for the deer; your car got in the way of nature. | ||
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KH1031
United States862 Posts
Fixing a fender bender - $400 Washing and waxing the new mustang - $80 Getting Rekrul temp banned - Priceless | ||
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InTheFade
United States1721 Posts
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micronesia
United States24772 Posts
On June 22 2010 12:02 HowitZer wrote: Is this worse? I'm not sure. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GHSxWwzRfgQ Wow... the sound of the guy yelling just as the car smacks into the deer is cracking me up even though it shouldn't... and the deer flying through the air is like a cartoon or something. I'm so evil D: | ||
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ghen
United States1356 Posts
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