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DallasTx
Profile Blog Joined May 2010
47 Posts
May 25 2010 23:55 GMT
#21
On May 26 2010 08:52 omninmo wrote:
i really raced a pig once, toe to toe. i had two friends in my honda prelude (back in the 90s this was) and an ounce of cannabis. for some reason when a cop flew past going about 80mph i decided to accelerate and pass him. then he flew past me again and turned on his lights, duh.
when he pulled me over i thought it was curtains: flagrant speed assault on an officer of the law, possession with intent to distribute, driving under the influence, etc. i needed to prevent him from coming over to my side of the vehicle (where the dope was under my seat and quite pungent). i decided to just get out and meet him half-way. that as 10 years ago, so i was obviously a kid of 17 or so and since im not black i knew i wasn't going to get shot. anyway, when i got out and met the officer half-way between our cars this dialogue took place:

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officer: this vehicle of yours a honda prelude?
me: yessum
officer:what year?
me: 92
officer: Nice! I always like the older body style. I got me a 94 with vtech.
me: oh i wanted one of those but a little out of my price range.
officer: yea, its pretty nice. anyway, don't race cops ok. you kids have fun.
me: yessir!


how can you call such a bad ass cop a pig
unit
Profile Blog Joined March 2009
United States2621 Posts
May 25 2010 23:56 GMT
#22
On May 26 2010 08:50 Apex wrote:
Probably a veteran cop who has been in too many high-speed chases in his lifetime.


this for sure hahaha, nice car btw, im working on getting either a g35 or a 240sx, how does the g35 handle, drive like?
ramen247
Profile Blog Joined June 2008
United States1256 Posts
May 25 2010 23:57 GMT
#23
On May 26 2010 08:52 omninmo wrote:
i really raced a pig once, toe to toe. i had two friends in my honda prelude (back in the 90s this was) and an ounce of cannabis. for some reason when a cop flew past going about 80mph i decided to accelerate and pass him. then he flew past me again and turned on his lights, duh.
when he pulled me over i thought it was curtains: flagrant speed assault on an officer of the law, possession with intent to distribute, driving under the influence, etc. i needed to prevent him from coming over to my side of the vehicle (where the dope was under my seat and quite pungent). i decided to just get out and meet him half-way. that as 10 years ago, so i was obviously a kid of 17 or so and since im not black i knew i wasn't going to get shot. anyway, when i got out and met the officer half-way between our cars this dialogue took place:

Show nested quote +
officer: this vehicle of yours a honda prelude?
me: yessum
officer:what year?
me: 92
officer: Nice! I always like the older body style. I got me a 94 with vtech.
me: oh i wanted one of those but a little out of my price range.
officer: yea, its pretty nice. anyway, don't race cops ok. you kids have fun.
me: yessir!




damn.... lucky
i hate this ugly firebat. i want a marine.
Setz3R
Profile Blog Joined March 2010
United States455 Posts
May 26 2010 00:01 GMT
#24
lol. The ONE time this was almost happening to me, it as on an even slope on the street so I couldn't even use the wide turns around the area (there were a ton) to head back into my house then run into the back yard to not catch him! I decided to just take it except he tried to clock me for criminal speeding even though he didn't use a radar so I was like lol--I can get it bumped down to civil, F U Copper!
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unit
Profile Blog Joined March 2009
United States2621 Posts
May 26 2010 00:03 GMT
#25
On May 26 2010 08:52 omninmo wrote:
officer: this vehicle of yours a honda prelude?
me: yessum
officer:what year?
me: 92
officer: Nice! I always like the older body style. I got me a 94 with vtech.
me: oh i wanted one of those but a little out of my price range.
officer: yea, its pretty nice. anyway, don't race cops ok. you kids have fun.
me: yessir!


this is just plain kickass, what an awesome cop, only time ive seen one that kickass was when my older brother's friend was going like 70mph over the speed limit (125ishmph, speed limit was 55 it was a highway) and he gets pulled over for speeding, then gets asked by the officer if he had a reason for speeding, he says he just got a turbo put in, officer suggests for him to not make it a habit to drive too fast and just walks away!
Manifesto7
Profile Blog Joined November 2002
Osaka27140 Posts
May 26 2010 00:09 GMT
#26
On May 26 2010 08:36 NuKedUFirst wrote:
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On May 26 2010 08:33 DallasTx wrote:
Why would you race a cop.. just man up and take the ticket, it was your fault.

Its people like you who make the internet less enjoyable..lol

Seriously? tinting windows is "illegally" modifying your car? wtf..? the number of cars with tinted windows around where I live..wow.

When you were talking to him, you shoulda said "GG no re"..

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If you tint your windows no one can see your racing gloves.
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kOre
Profile Blog Joined April 2009
Canada3642 Posts
May 26 2010 00:11 GMT
#27
On May 26 2010 09:09 Manifesto7 wrote:
Show nested quote +
On May 26 2010 08:36 NuKedUFirst wrote:
On May 26 2010 08:33 DallasTx wrote:
Why would you race a cop.. just man up and take the ticket, it was your fault.

Its people like you who make the internet less enjoyable..lol

Seriously? tinting windows is "illegally" modifying your car? wtf..? the number of cars with tinted windows around where I live..wow.

When you were talking to him, you shoulda said "GG no re"..

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If you tint your windows no one can see your racing gloves.

Huh? What racing gloves?
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sung_moon
Profile Blog Joined September 2008
United States10110 Posts
May 26 2010 00:12 GMT
#28
wth that sounds so lenient. althou imo it was a hella dumb to do wht u did but u lucked out
Forever Young
unit
Profile Blog Joined March 2009
United States2621 Posts
May 26 2010 00:12 GMT
#29
On May 26 2010 09:09 Manifesto7 wrote:
Show nested quote +
On May 26 2010 08:36 NuKedUFirst wrote:
On May 26 2010 08:33 DallasTx wrote:
Why would you race a cop.. just man up and take the ticket, it was your fault.

Its people like you who make the internet less enjoyable..lol

Seriously? tinting windows is "illegally" modifying your car? wtf..? the number of cars with tinted windows around where I live..wow.

When you were talking to him, you shoulda said "GG no re"..

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[image loading]


If you tint your windows no one can see your racing gloves.


actually here the law is so that they can see any gunz you have on your person, really retarted actually bc who in their right mind would put a gun in plain sight! thats retarted
mesobored123
Profile Joined March 2010
United States62 Posts
Last Edited: 2010-05-26 00:36:46
May 26 2010 00:36 GMT
#30
You should have gone right right right in a square and followed the cop car LOL
kOre
Profile Blog Joined April 2009
Canada3642 Posts
May 26 2010 00:38 GMT
#31
On May 26 2010 09:36 mesobored123 wrote:
You should have gone right right right in a square and followed the cop car LOL

LOL The cop is like ... "What the ... how is this car following me ... wasn't I following it? ...".
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rredtooth
Profile Blog Joined December 2008
5459 Posts
May 26 2010 00:44 GMT
#32
haha wow man you got some balls to do that.
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rotinegg
Profile Blog Joined April 2009
United States1719 Posts
May 26 2010 00:49 GMT
#33
On May 26 2010 09:09 Manifesto7 wrote:
Show nested quote +
On May 26 2010 08:36 NuKedUFirst wrote:
On May 26 2010 08:33 DallasTx wrote:
Why would you race a cop.. just man up and take the ticket, it was your fault.

Its people like you who make the internet less enjoyable..lol

Seriously? tinting windows is "illegally" modifying your car? wtf..? the number of cars with tinted windows around where I live..wow.

When you were talking to him, you shoulda said "GG no re"..

+ Show Spoiler +
[image loading]


If you tint your windows no one can see your racing gloves.

ROFL
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CosmicAC
Profile Blog Joined January 2009
United States238 Posts
Last Edited: 2010-05-26 00:51:36
May 26 2010 00:49 GMT
#34
Wait a second... you're that guy with the baller street racer picture in a thread somewhere. Damn, someone needs to find that picture, this story compliments it well.

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If your not that guy then i just embarassed myself


Edit: found it

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To follow the path: look to the master, follow the master, walk with the master, see through the master, become the master.
kOre
Profile Blog Joined April 2009
Canada3642 Posts
May 26 2010 00:50 GMT
#35
On May 26 2010 09:44 redtooth wrote:
haha wow man you got some balls to do that.

My friends call me retarded lol
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kOre
Profile Blog Joined April 2009
Canada3642 Posts
May 26 2010 00:51 GMT
#36
On May 26 2010 09:49 CosmicAC wrote:
Wait a second... you're that guy with the baller street racer picture in a thread somewhere. Damn, someone needs to find that picture, this story compliments it well.

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If your not that guy then i just embarassed myself

Oh you mean this one?

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konadora *
Profile Blog Joined February 2009
Singapore66155 Posts
May 26 2010 00:52 GMT
#37
lol pretty awesome story hahaha
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Failsafe
Profile Blog Joined July 2006
United States1298 Posts
May 26 2010 00:59 GMT
#38
Racing people on crowded roads is a dream of mine. In my dream no one dies.

If I were that cop, I would be super happy to have the opportunity to race through the city chasing you. If you were fleeing from a ticket that I couldn't even give you in the first place, that would really be hilarious. I'm shocked he searched for an excuse to give you a ticket. I'd have thanked you.
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IndecisivePenguin
Profile Blog Joined October 2008
United States771 Posts
May 26 2010 01:16 GMT
#39
Dang kOre, that's pretty awesome and lucky. Would've been even better if you were wearing your CJ Entus jacket too.

As for the tinting, I think there's a certain percentage car windows are allowed to be tinted, right? At least here in America there is.
FiBsTeR
Profile Blog Joined February 2008
United States415 Posts
May 26 2010 01:16 GMT
#40
Um... so you were right about speeding up on the uphill, but why on earth would you stop in a driveway? You're supposed to drive into a huge parking lot or a car wash. God, and I'm supposed to be getting my keyboards smuggled into the country through you?
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