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mmp
Profile Blog Joined April 2009
United States2130 Posts
May 15 2010 04:09 GMT
#1
I had a package of 45 cookies but now there is only one left. I cannot buy any more cookies until tomorrow. I don't know what to do!

Poll: Eat it?

Eat it! (53)
 
74%

Don't eat it! (19)
 
26%

72 total votes

Your vote: Eat it?

(Vote): Eat it!
(Vote): Don't eat it!



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I (λ (foo) (and (<3 foo) ( T_T foo) (RAGE foo) )) Starcraft
Mickey
Profile Blog Joined July 2005
United States2606 Posts
May 15 2010 04:10 GMT
#2
What kind of cookie is it?
Chrispy
Profile Blog Joined June 2009
Canada5878 Posts
May 15 2010 04:11 GMT
#3
Well if you can get cookies tomorrow I say just go for it bro. Eat dat cookie.
Retvrn to Forvms
mmp
Profile Blog Joined April 2009
United States2130 Posts
May 15 2010 04:11 GMT
#4
golden Oreo sandwich cookie. shortbread + cream.
I (λ (foo) (and (<3 foo) ( T_T foo) (RAGE foo) )) Starcraft
neSix
Profile Blog Joined November 2004
United States1772 Posts
May 15 2010 04:12 GMT
#5
what the fuck why would you not possibly eat it?
Mickey
Profile Blog Joined July 2005
United States2606 Posts
Last Edited: 2010-05-15 04:12:39
May 15 2010 04:12 GMT
#6
On May 15 2010 13:11 mmp wrote:
golden Oreo sandwich cookie. shortbread + cream.

Just eat it but savor it.
Ftrunkz
Profile Blog Joined April 2007
Australia2474 Posts
May 15 2010 04:12 GMT
#7
holy jesus eat that shit man. eat it now. right now. stop reading. eat.


are you still reading... you should be eating.
@NvPinder on twitter | Member of Gamecom Nv | http://www.clan-ta.com | http://www.youtube.com/user/ftrunkz | http://www.twitchtv.com/xghpinder
Wi)nD
Profile Joined April 2010
Canada719 Posts
May 15 2010 04:14 GMT
#8
eat that cookie, just get more 2morrow
Icemind
Profile Joined May 2010
Germany570 Posts
May 15 2010 04:20 GMT
#9
If all options are too bad to be accepted, you have to change the options!
Meaning: Eat the cookie but aquire new ones in some other way. Some possibilities are:
a)Tell a guy who has cookies that there is a three headed monkey behind him, when he looks for it snatch his cookies and run away.
b) Convince someone you know to bake new cookies for you! (i do this with the girls living at my dorm all the time)
c) Call that friend of yours that you know to always have cookies. (Everyone should have a friend like that)

Hope i could help
keNNabis
Profile Joined April 2009
Canada159 Posts
May 15 2010 04:23 GMT
#10
i bet he already ate it.
I ARE VANCOUVER CANUCK
mmp
Profile Blog Joined April 2009
United States2130 Posts
Last Edited: 2010-05-15 04:30:49
May 15 2010 04:25 GMT
#11
On May 15 2010 13:23 keNNabis wrote:
i bet he already ate it.


It's in my mouth.
I (λ (foo) (and (<3 foo) ( T_T foo) (RAGE foo) )) Starcraft
ella_guru
Profile Blog Joined August 2009
Canada1741 Posts
May 15 2010 04:45 GMT
#12
DONT CHEW IT FUCKK
Each day gets better : )
Always
Profile Blog Joined March 2009
United States376 Posts
May 15 2010 04:48 GMT
#13
i don't get what not eating it would do....

DON'T EAT IT AND SEE WHAT HAPPENS!
"Do unto others 20% better than you would expect them to do unto you, to correct for subjective error." - Linus Pauling
mmp
Profile Blog Joined April 2009
United States2130 Posts
Last Edited: 2010-05-15 05:01:43
May 15 2010 04:56 GMT
#14
All gone... I regret it already. TT
I (λ (foo) (and (<3 foo) ( T_T foo) (RAGE foo) )) Starcraft
Terranlisk
Profile Blog Joined February 2007
Singapore1404 Posts
May 15 2010 05:02 GMT
#15
You monster! What have you done...
aka myheronoob
Not_Computer
Profile Blog Joined January 2007
Canada2277 Posts
May 15 2010 05:08 GMT
#16
On May 15 2010 14:02 MyHeroNoob wrote:
You monster! What have you done...

You cookie monster!! [image loading]
"Jaedong hyung better be ready. I'm going to order the most expensive dinner in Korea."
Grobyc
Profile Blog Joined June 2008
Canada18410 Posts
May 15 2010 05:21 GMT
#17
can i have the crumbs
If you watch Godzilla backwards it's about a benevolent lizard who helps rebuild a city and then moonwalks into the ocean.
rotinegg
Profile Blog Joined April 2009
United States1719 Posts
May 15 2010 05:23 GMT
#18
lol this blog is so funny for some reason
Translator
Rambling.
Profile Blog Joined May 2008
Canada314 Posts
Last Edited: 2010-05-15 05:47:09
May 15 2010 05:44 GMT
#19
+ Show Spoiler +
An unfortunate person is one who tries to fart but shits instead
3clipse
Profile Blog Joined September 2008
Canada2555 Posts
Last Edited: 2010-05-15 05:50:09
May 15 2010 05:48 GMT
#20
obv plant a cookie tree with it

invest in your future

Edit: I'm too late. You liquidated your assets too quickly, friend.
mmp
Profile Blog Joined April 2009
United States2130 Posts
May 15 2010 06:10 GMT
#21
On May 15 2010 14:21 Grobyc wrote:
can i have the crumbs


I ate those too... *tears and remorse*

Oh shit, I just realized I have all of the ingredients to make waffles!!! @_@
I (λ (foo) (and (<3 foo) ( T_T foo) (RAGE foo) )) Starcraft
Kyhol
Profile Blog Joined October 2008
Canada2575 Posts
May 15 2010 06:29 GMT
#22
B ring the cookie outside, bring a hammer outside as well. Use the hammer to destroy the cookie. After the cookie is in pieces, dig a hole with the opposite side of the hammer and bury the cookie so no one finds out.

Don't tell anyone.

Don't mention my name.
Wishing you well.
Durak
Profile Blog Joined January 2008
Canada3685 Posts
May 15 2010 06:42 GMT
#23
On May 15 2010 14:48 3clipse wrote:
obv plant a cookie tree with it

invest in your future

Edit: I'm too late. You liquidated your assets too quickly, friend.


Hilarious post. No one ever invests until it's too late.
iamtenninja
Profile Joined April 2010
United States162 Posts
May 15 2010 06:51 GMT
#24
Give it to someone else to appreciate the taste of the cookie.
selboN
Profile Blog Joined January 2008
United States2523 Posts
May 15 2010 06:58 GMT
#25
RIP cookie
"That's what happens when you're using a mouse made out of glass!" -Tasteless (Referring to ZergBong)
LunarDestiny
Profile Blog Joined August 2008
United States4177 Posts
May 15 2010 07:59 GMT
#26
Thank god you empty the last cookie. Gotta destroy the evidence.
[image loading]
ReketSomething
Profile Blog Joined November 2008
United States6012 Posts
May 15 2010 09:18 GMT
#27
On May 15 2010 16:59 LunarDestiny wrote:
Thank god you empty the last cookie. Gotta destroy the evidence.
[image loading]


Wow lol. Nice...
Jaedong :3
DarthThienAn
Profile Blog Joined July 2009
United States2734 Posts
May 15 2010 09:57 GMT
#28
U MAKE ME SO HUNGRY.

=[=[=[
www.cstarleague.com | Love is like playing the piano. First you must learn to play by the rules, then you must forget the rules and play from your heart.
coltrane
Profile Blog Joined June 2008
Chile988 Posts
May 15 2010 10:04 GMT
#29
Why would you think on saving one cookie?

Is it going to kill your hunger later?


just one cookie----

throw it to the sink.
Jävla skit
omninmo
Profile Blog Joined April 2008
2349 Posts
May 15 2010 10:15 GMT
#30
what good will the cookie do you tomorrow... you can get more tomorrow. i dont see the dilemma here
hak
Profile Blog Joined February 2004
Sweden768 Posts
May 15 2010 11:02 GMT
#31
awww did u eat the cookie?

i came too late ..
sLiniss
Profile Blog Joined May 2009
United States849 Posts
May 15 2010 12:56 GMT
#32
My asian instinct tells me to leave it!
KOFgokuon
Profile Blog Joined August 2004
United States14912 Posts
May 15 2010 14:14 GMT
#33
why wouldn't you eat it
Hesmyrr
Profile Blog Joined May 2010
Canada5776 Posts
May 15 2010 14:59 GMT
#34
Don't eat it; exercise your patie... oh you failed. Too bad.
"If watching the MSL finals makes you a progamer, then anyone in Korea can do it." - Ha Tae Ki
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