• Log InLog In
  • Register
Liquid`
Team Liquid Liquipedia
EST 15:23
CET 21:23
KST 05:23
  • Home
  • Forum
  • Calendar
  • Streams
  • Liquipedia
  • Features
  • Store
  • EPT
  • TL+
  • StarCraft 2
  • Brood War
  • Smash
  • Heroes
  • Counter-Strike
  • Overwatch
  • Liquibet
  • Fantasy StarCraft
  • TLPD
  • StarCraft 2
  • Brood War
  • Blogs
Forum Sidebar
Events/Features
News
Featured News
ByuL: The Forgotten Master of ZvT29Behind the Blue - Team Liquid History Book19Clem wins HomeStory Cup 289HomeStory Cup 28 - Info & Preview13Rongyi Cup S3 - Preview & Info8
Community News
Team Liquid Map Contest - Preparation Notice6Weekly Cups (Feb 23-Mar 1): herO doubles, 2v2 bonanza1Weekly Cups (Feb 16-22): MaxPax doubles0Weekly Cups (Feb 9-15): herO doubles up2ACS replaced by "ASL Season Open" - Starts 21/0258
StarCraft 2
General
How do you think the 5.0.15 balance patch (Oct 2025) for StarCraft II has affected the game? Team Liquid Map Contest - Preparation Notice ByuL: The Forgotten Master of ZvT Nexon's StarCraft game could be FPS, led by UMS maker Weekly Cups (Feb 23-Mar 1): herO doubles, 2v2 bonanza
Tourneys
Sparkling Tuna Cup - Weekly Open Tournament $5,000 WardiTV Winter Championship 2026 RSL Season 4 announced for March-April Sea Duckling Open (Global, Bronze-Diamond) PIG STY FESTIVAL 7.0! (19 Feb - 1 Mar)
Strategy
Custom Maps
Publishing has been re-enabled! [Feb 24th 2026] Map Editor closed ?
External Content
The PondCast: SC2 News & Results Mutation # 515 Together Forever Mutation # 514 Ulnar New Year Mutation # 513 Attrition Warfare
Brood War
General
Gypsy to Korea BW General Discussion BSL 22 Map Contest — Submissions OPEN to March 10 BGH Auto Balance -> http://bghmmr.eu/ It's March 3rd
Tourneys
[Megathread] Daily Proleagues Small VOD Thread 2.0 [BSL22] Open Qualifier #1 - Sunday 21:00 CET BWCL Season 64 Announcement
Strategy
Soma's 9 hatch build from ASL Game 2 Fighting Spirit mining rates Simple Questions, Simple Answers Zealot bombing is no longer popular?
Other Games
General Games
Nintendo Switch Thread Stormgate/Frost Giant Megathread Battle Aces/David Kim RTS Megathread Diablo 2 thread Path of Exile
Dota 2
Official 'what is Dota anymore' discussion The Story of Wings Gaming
League of Legends
Heroes of the Storm
Simple Questions, Simple Answers Heroes of the Storm 2.0
Hearthstone
Deck construction bug Heroes of StarCraft mini-set
TL Mafia
Mafia Game Mode Feedback/Ideas Vanilla Mini Mafia TL Mafia Community Thread
Community
General
Things Aren’t Peaceful in Palestine US Politics Mega-thread Russo-Ukrainian War Thread YouTube Thread UK Politics Mega-thread
Fan Clubs
The IdrA Fan Club
Media & Entertainment
[Req][Books] Good Fantasy/SciFi books [Manga] One Piece Anime Discussion Thread
Sports
2024 - 2026 Football Thread Formula 1 Discussion TL MMA Pick'em Pool 2013
World Cup 2022
Tech Support
Laptop capable of using Photoshop Lightroom?
TL Community
The Automated Ban List
Blogs
Gaming-Related Deaths
TrAiDoS
ONE GREAT AMERICAN MARINE…
XenOsky
Unintentional protectionism…
Uldridge
ASL S21 English Commentary…
namkraft
Customize Sidebar...

Website Feedback

Closed Threads



Active: 2049 users

There is a reaper harass in this blog, promise.

Blogs > Madkipz
Post a Reply
Madkipz
Profile Blog Joined February 2010
Norway1643 Posts
Last Edited: 2010-05-03 14:18:28
May 03 2010 13:55 GMT
#1
Hello everyone and welcome to blog number 2, wont be as big as number one because of an internet shortage that increased my fertility rate and interest in women by 100% so while the internet was down I did some constructive reproduction.

So I got back to the games yesterday and thought id make a quick post here just to update the current situation, my APM still fluctuates greatly but steadily coming to terms with my disorder in that while it spikes above 200 it still remains on an average of 50.

In my first blog I kind of lied, or as I did might have implied I said I would try out TERRAN. Because they where manly and everything manly gets a thumbs up from most players. Well my doctor just diagnosed my manliness to an all time low.

In fact its so low…. NOMG IS THAT A REAPER? 2 MINUTES INTO THE GAME? AND THEY ARE KILLING MY STUFF? THEY ARE RAPING ME AND IT HURTS.





For those of you that are unaware of what a reaper is:
[image loading]
Take a good look folks, before it jumps up a cliff and rapes your mineral line, and my band of merry marines that where made for defence, Martin and Mack got fucked too.

I’m talking straight up the rectum elephant dick fucked.

Yea

That kind of you won’t ever recover from.


**
"Mudkip"
zealing
Profile Blog Joined January 2009
Canada806 Posts
May 03 2010 13:57 GMT
#2
ya 8 rax is a bitch, lucky me i have queens.
Think you got lag? It took Jesus 3 days to respawn.
ZeroCartin
Profile Blog Joined March 2008
Costa Rica2390 Posts
May 03 2010 14:11 GMT
#3
lmao quality blog :D
"My sister is on vacation in Costa Rica right now. I hope she stays a while because she's a miserable cunt." -pubbanana
Crais
Profile Blog Joined March 2010
Canada2136 Posts
May 03 2010 14:38 GMT
#4
On May 03 2010 22:57 zealing wrote:
ya 8 rax is a bitch, lucky me i have queens.



Ditto! I actually like it when I get reaper rushed. Its relatively easy to hold off, and you are so far ahead economically. A timing push with roaches more often than not results in gg.
RIP MBC Game Hero
VarmVaffel
Profile Blog Joined June 2008
Norway378 Posts
May 03 2010 14:54 GMT
#5
Pff, Reapers are fucking weak
Jayme
Profile Blog Joined February 2009
United States5866 Posts
May 03 2010 14:57 GMT
#6
That picture reminded me of borderlands.
Python is garbage, number 1 advocate of getting rid of it.
Hypnosis
Profile Blog Joined October 2007
United States2061 Posts
May 03 2010 15:07 GMT
#7
SCVs?????

GO marauder every game unless its vs zerg.
Science without religion is lame, Religion without science is blind
SolaR-
Profile Blog Joined February 2004
United States2685 Posts
May 03 2010 15:38 GMT
#8
I was hoping there was a reaper from Mass Effect in here.
EsX_Raptor
Profile Blog Joined February 2008
United States2802 Posts
May 03 2010 15:42 GMT
#9
Thank you for the picture. I was unaware of what a Reaper was.
sLiniss
Profile Blog Joined May 2009
United States849 Posts
May 03 2010 17:23 GMT
#10
Oh my... reaper harass on steppes of war is ridiculous. If a zerg player tries 8pooling the terren will have I reaper that rapes all lings
sc4k
Profile Blog Joined January 2010
United Kingdom5454 Posts
May 03 2010 20:16 GMT
#11
40k jump pack trooper anyone?
Kezzer
Profile Blog Joined December 2008
United States1268 Posts
May 03 2010 20:44 GMT
#12
On May 04 2010 05:16 sc4k wrote:
40k jump pack trooper anyone?


i think they were assault marines or something like that
Kin~Slayer
Profile Blog Joined April 2010
Canada56 Posts
May 03 2010 21:35 GMT
#13
yeah and they had pistols and chainswords and were way more psychotic
Madkipz
Profile Blog Joined February 2010
Norway1643 Posts
May 03 2010 22:32 GMT
#14
but warhammer 40k doesnt have mineral lines, all these badasses did was look awesome and then die to Deff Dreads and Looted tanks.
"Mudkip"
Abenson
Profile Blog Joined December 2009
Canada4122 Posts
May 03 2010 22:47 GMT
#15
Well...
Admittingly vs. zerg it's not as effective.
But versus Toss?
HELL YEA
Sc1pio
Profile Blog Joined August 2009
United States823 Posts
May 04 2010 00:06 GMT
#16
I had a 13 kill reaper (1 zealot, 12 probes) after a 10rax opening on Blistering Sands yesterday. I felt so manly afterwards.

[image loading]
"In the beginner's mind there are many possibilities, in the expert's there are few. " -Shunro Suzuki | fortuna fortes adiuvat
Please log in or register to reply.
Live Events Refresh
Next event in 3h 37m
[ Submit Event ]
Live Streams
Refresh
StarCraft 2
elazer 261
UpATreeSC 169
JuggernautJason113
ProTech55
StarCraft: Brood War
Sea 23631
Shuttle 884
Mini 575
EffOrt 393
Larva 320
firebathero 129
ggaemo 127
Mong 77
sSak 22
ajuk12(nOOB) 18
[ Show more ]
NotJumperer 2
Counter-Strike
pashabiceps5391
fl0m2136
byalli863
Super Smash Bros
Mew2King83
Heroes of the Storm
Liquid`Hasu338
Khaldor149
Other Games
Grubby3038
FrodaN988
Beastyqt732
ceh9441
mouzStarbuck422
C9.Mang0145
KnowMe124
ArmadaUGS119
Trikslyr59
capcasts46
Organizations
StarCraft 2
Blizzard YouTube
StarCraft: Brood War
BSLTrovo
sctven
[ Show 14 non-featured ]
StarCraft 2
• intothetv
• AfreecaTV YouTube
• Kozan
• IndyKCrew
• LaughNgamezSOOP
• Migwel
• sooper7s
StarCraft: Brood War
• BSLYoutube
• STPLYoutube
• ZZZeroYoutube
League of Legends
• Nemesis5159
• TFBlade1441
Other Games
• imaqtpie1150
• Shiphtur164
Upcoming Events
Replay Cast
3h 37m
Ultimate Battle
15h 37m
Light vs ZerO
WardiTV Winter Champion…
15h 37m
MaxPax vs Spirit
Rogue vs Bunny
Cure vs SHIN
Solar vs Zoun
OSC
21h 37m
Replay Cast
1d 3h
CranKy Ducklings
1d 13h
WardiTV Winter Champion…
1d 15h
Replay Cast
2 days
Sparkling Tuna Cup
2 days
WardiTV Winter Champion…
2 days
[ Show More ]
Replay Cast
3 days
Replay Cast
3 days
Monday Night Weeklies
3 days
OSC
4 days
Replay Cast
6 days
The PondCast
6 days
Liquipedia Results

Completed

Proleague 2026-03-04
PiG Sty Festival 7.0
Underdog Cup #3

Ongoing

KCM Race Survival 2026 Season 1
Jeongseon Sooper Cup
Spring Cup 2026
WardiTV Winter 2026
Nations Cup 2026
ESL Pro League S23 Stage 1&2
PGL Cluj-Napoca 2026
IEM Kraków 2026
BLAST Bounty Winter 2026
BLAST Bounty Winter Qual
eXTREMESLAND 2025

Upcoming

ASL Season 21: Qualifier #1
ASL Season 21: Qualifier #2
ASL Season 21
Acropolis #4 - TS6
Acropolis #4
IPSL Spring 2026
CSLAN 4
HSC XXIX
uThermal 2v2 2026 Main Event
Bellum Gens Elite Stara Zagora 2026
RSL Revival: Season 4
NationLESS Cup
Asian Champions League 2026
IEM Atlanta 2026
PGL Astana 2026
BLAST Rivals Spring 2026
CCT Season 3 Global Finals
IEM Rio 2026
PGL Bucharest 2026
Stake Ranked Episode 1
BLAST Open Spring 2026
ESL Pro League S23 Finals
TLPD

1. ByuN
2. TY
3. Dark
4. Solar
5. Stats
6. Nerchio
7. sOs
8. soO
9. INnoVation
10. Elazer
1. Rain
2. Flash
3. EffOrt
4. Last
5. Bisu
6. Soulkey
7. Mini
8. Sharp
Sidebar Settings...

Advertising | Privacy Policy | Terms Of Use | Contact Us

Original banner artwork: Jim Warren
The contents of this webpage are copyright © 2026 TLnet. All Rights Reserved.