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There is a reaper harass in this blog, promise.

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Madkipz
Profile Blog Joined February 2010
Norway1643 Posts
Last Edited: 2010-05-03 14:18:28
May 03 2010 13:55 GMT
#1
Hello everyone and welcome to blog number 2, wont be as big as number one because of an internet shortage that increased my fertility rate and interest in women by 100% so while the internet was down I did some constructive reproduction.

So I got back to the games yesterday and thought id make a quick post here just to update the current situation, my APM still fluctuates greatly but steadily coming to terms with my disorder in that while it spikes above 200 it still remains on an average of 50.

In my first blog I kind of lied, or as I did might have implied I said I would try out TERRAN. Because they where manly and everything manly gets a thumbs up from most players. Well my doctor just diagnosed my manliness to an all time low.

In fact its so low…. NOMG IS THAT A REAPER? 2 MINUTES INTO THE GAME? AND THEY ARE KILLING MY STUFF? THEY ARE RAPING ME AND IT HURTS.





For those of you that are unaware of what a reaper is:
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Take a good look folks, before it jumps up a cliff and rapes your mineral line, and my band of merry marines that where made for defence, Martin and Mack got fucked too.

I’m talking straight up the rectum elephant dick fucked.

Yea

That kind of you won’t ever recover from.


**
"Mudkip"
zealing
Profile Blog Joined January 2009
Canada806 Posts
May 03 2010 13:57 GMT
#2
ya 8 rax is a bitch, lucky me i have queens.
Think you got lag? It took Jesus 3 days to respawn.
ZeroCartin
Profile Blog Joined March 2008
Costa Rica2390 Posts
May 03 2010 14:11 GMT
#3
lmao quality blog :D
"My sister is on vacation in Costa Rica right now. I hope she stays a while because she's a miserable cunt." -pubbanana
Crais
Profile Blog Joined March 2010
Canada2136 Posts
May 03 2010 14:38 GMT
#4
On May 03 2010 22:57 zealing wrote:
ya 8 rax is a bitch, lucky me i have queens.



Ditto! I actually like it when I get reaper rushed. Its relatively easy to hold off, and you are so far ahead economically. A timing push with roaches more often than not results in gg.
RIP MBC Game Hero
VarmVaffel
Profile Blog Joined June 2008
Norway378 Posts
May 03 2010 14:54 GMT
#5
Pff, Reapers are fucking weak
Jayme
Profile Blog Joined February 2009
United States5866 Posts
May 03 2010 14:57 GMT
#6
That picture reminded me of borderlands.
Python is garbage, number 1 advocate of getting rid of it.
Hypnosis
Profile Blog Joined October 2007
United States2061 Posts
May 03 2010 15:07 GMT
#7
SCVs?????

GO marauder every game unless its vs zerg.
Science without religion is lame, Religion without science is blind
SolaR-
Profile Blog Joined February 2004
United States2685 Posts
May 03 2010 15:38 GMT
#8
I was hoping there was a reaper from Mass Effect in here.
EsX_Raptor
Profile Blog Joined February 2008
United States2801 Posts
May 03 2010 15:42 GMT
#9
Thank you for the picture. I was unaware of what a Reaper was.
sLiniss
Profile Blog Joined May 2009
United States849 Posts
May 03 2010 17:23 GMT
#10
Oh my... reaper harass on steppes of war is ridiculous. If a zerg player tries 8pooling the terren will have I reaper that rapes all lings
sc4k
Profile Blog Joined January 2010
United Kingdom5454 Posts
May 03 2010 20:16 GMT
#11
40k jump pack trooper anyone?
Kezzer
Profile Blog Joined December 2008
United States1268 Posts
May 03 2010 20:44 GMT
#12
On May 04 2010 05:16 sc4k wrote:
40k jump pack trooper anyone?


i think they were assault marines or something like that
Kin~Slayer
Profile Blog Joined April 2010
Canada56 Posts
May 03 2010 21:35 GMT
#13
yeah and they had pistols and chainswords and were way more psychotic
Madkipz
Profile Blog Joined February 2010
Norway1643 Posts
May 03 2010 22:32 GMT
#14
but warhammer 40k doesnt have mineral lines, all these badasses did was look awesome and then die to Deff Dreads and Looted tanks.
"Mudkip"
Abenson
Profile Blog Joined December 2009
Canada4122 Posts
May 03 2010 22:47 GMT
#15
Well...
Admittingly vs. zerg it's not as effective.
But versus Toss?
HELL YEA
Sc1pio
Profile Blog Joined August 2009
United States823 Posts
May 04 2010 00:06 GMT
#16
I had a 13 kill reaper (1 zealot, 12 probes) after a 10rax opening on Blistering Sands yesterday. I felt so manly afterwards.

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