EPT(after 60 replies to my blog)
# of times I've refered my friends to my previous post
"I'm terrible at first dates..... 19
# of times I've called it a "hit" or "smash success" ..... 19
# of times I've been corrected on the definition of "success" .... 16
# of new enemies created in the last day .... 16
# of times I've re-evaluated my life after being proud of a 2000 hit blog on a Starcraft fan community website ..... 1
# of times I've been perplexed that Team Liquid's spell checker says "Starcraft" is spelled wrong ..... 2
# of times someone misspelled the word "blog" in the comments ..... 1
# of "lol"s or "haha"s in last post's comments ..... 21
# of advice tips given to me in last post's comments ..... 11
% better I'll be off romantically after reading the tips ..... 0
edit: almost forgot the reason for posting this cheap Ze Frank knock off
# of jerk friends who refered the Biology TA to my previous posts....1
# of phone calls I got from said Biology TA ..... 1
# of restraining orders brought upon me by the TA ...... 0
# of second dates brought about by my "cute writing" and "awkward shyness, almost like Micheal Cera, but not nearly as endearing"..... 1
but seriously, check out Ze Frank at http://www.zefrank.com for a much funnier version of this.
