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YPang
Profile Blog Joined April 2007
United States4024 Posts
Last Edited: 2010-04-03 23:00:39
April 03 2010 23:00 GMT
#1
Why can't everyone be like me and be always so understanding
why can't everyone be like me and not be so demanding
why can't everyone be like me so laid back and chilled
why can't everyone be like me so they won't get themselves killed

why can't everyone be like me and we all play S.C.
why can't everyone be like me and we all drink green tea.
why can't everyone be like me the i'm the most perfect driver
why can't everyone be like me and not be a first timer.

why can't everyone be like me and see beyond the hills
why can't everyone be like me and enjoy dr.phil
why can't everyone be like me and not be easily offended
why can't everyone be like me and so they wont get their asses handed

why can't everyone be like me and like to crack jokes
why can't everyone be like me and put bros before hoes
why can't everyone be like me and have some self-control
why can't everyone be like me then the drug addicts won't be so dope.




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Megalisk
Profile Blog Joined October 2008
United States6095 Posts
April 03 2010 23:05 GMT
#2
Cause you touch yourself at night.
Tear stained american saints and dirty guitar dreams across a universe of desert and blue sky , gas station coffee love letters and two dollar pistol kisses from thirty five dollar hotel room stationary .
deathgod6
Profile Blog Joined January 2008
United States5064 Posts
April 03 2010 23:14 GMT
#3
On April 04 2010 08:05 Megalisk wrote:
Cause you touch yourself at night.

lol
4.0 GPA = A rank 5.0 GPA = Olympic --------- Bisu, Best, Fantasy. i ♥ oov. They can get in my BoxeR anyday.
flamewheel
Profile Blog Joined December 2009
FREEAGLELAND26781 Posts
April 03 2010 23:15 GMT
#4
On April 04 2010 08:05 Megalisk wrote:
Cause you touch yourself at night.

I think he wins~
Interesting poem though.
Writerdamn, i was two days from retirement
love1another
Profile Blog Joined December 2009
United States1844 Posts
Last Edited: 2010-04-03 23:52:49
April 03 2010 23:49 GMT
#5
Why can't everyone be like me and be always so nice
why can't everyone be like me and eat a lot of rice
why can't everyone be like me so nerdy and asian.
why can't everyone be like me only of the female persuasion.

why can't everyone be like me and we'll all write bad verse.
why can't everyone be like me and make his/her genitals diverse?
why can't everyone be like me the bonjwa sleeper?
why can't everyone be like me and not fear the reaper. <--- great song.

why can't everyone be like me and squint through my eyes
why can't everyone be like me and love sunny skies.
why can't everyone be like me and sit on his ass.
why can't everyone be like me and roll in the grass.

why can't everyone be like me and like to troll threads.
why can't everyone be like me and put hats on their heads.
why can't everyone be like me and make logical conclusions.
why can't everyone be like me with their anal portrusions.
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