SC2 Beta Rap with a twist!

SultanVinegar:
I'm gonna get a key
then I'll stomp some noobies make em type out gg
dispense some terrible damage like my homie dustin b
tossgirl said she wants to climb my tech tree
even white-ra and idra are ladder dodging me

fuck the copper league i'm going platinum with these rhymes
all up in your mineral line makin reapers double time
talk big shit cause i'm terran, from north america
stay true til i die won't turn toss like fucking idra
I could play all day and still you noobs are all the same
think you know the meta-game? I think you need to find your brain
Lost in your Temple, need an example? here it is
my tactical wit leaves your pants full of shit and my multi-task just don't quit

Bongjwa:
pour my heart in this lyric just to get a beta key
A- zerg on a bad day don't believe stop and play me
people often ask why my only build is 4 pool
i say noob it's 12 hatch, and bitch im straight gosu
you say teh_pwnerer, i say teh_who?
i pulled the plug at MSL and watched flash cry boowho
i stare straight into your face as my run by gets in
hold lurkers on marines so easy it feels like sin
ready begin being off and pressing go count it from 5
watch my 1a2a3a got you stunned all surprised
at how fast i can make you type it out
at how fast i can attack and hotkey ovie scouts
how fast it took for me to get the creativity key
and kolll i learned to stack those mutas when you still had nazis
im left here with nothing just bored and saying next
every match ceremony is like fbh on x

non-modified samples: BNet countdown noise, start button click
modified samples:
Bass: Overmind's voice
Synth: BNet countdown noise
Kick drum: BNet click on channels or ladder buttons on left side
Clap: at the end of a menu change (after the woosh sound)
Hi-Hat: highlight something on main menu