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KingKRule
Profile Blog Joined February 2010
United States84 Posts
March 03 2010 03:01 GMT
#1
Does anyone else on here have this kind of problem?

Based on all the porn I've watched, it seems most guys either have an upwards curving or straight dick.

I look down at my penis every day and see a backwards bending penis.

It's not a severe bend, but it's noticeable, and it severely impairs my confidence - especially towards women. I didn't really notice it at first, but after girls started commenting on how weird it looked (and felt) I really started getting depressed. I've literally looked everywhere on the internet over the past few years in search of answers, but I can't find a reasonable one.

I've seen pictures of Peyronie's Disease but that doesn't appear to fit my case since I don't remember ever injuring my penis. Also, the guide to checking to see if you have peyronie's mentions specifically that you should look for a lump of hard plague somewhere on your penis. I don't have that.

I honestly think I'm one of the few people that was just born like that and I'm not proud of it. The only benefits, as far as I can tell, is that's it's super easy for me to pee and poop at the same time, even if I have a boner, as is usually the case in the morning, as well as the ease of covering up a boner in class, I literally just push it down a bit and that's that. No need to tuck it or anything.

Of course I've looked for solutions to this disorder but so far, they all look dubious. There's some that advocate using herbs, but I know that has to be garbage. There's some that advocate surgery, but I'm just a student so I doubt I even have the money to see a urologist, let alone afford an expensive surgery (that's likely to reduce penile length, according to my research).

I've found only one solution so far but I've gotten mixed responses every time I look at customer reviews.

There's this device that stretches your penis if you wear it every day called the sizegenetics.

http://www.sizegenetics.com/

I really don't know if this is just a scam because my gut instinct tells me that it is but I'm really desperate for some more options here. Has anyone ever tried this before?

**
Absolute power corrupts absolutely.
snotboogie
Profile Blog Joined August 2009
Australia3550 Posts
March 03 2010 03:04 GMT
#2
Never look to porn when trying to see if your dick is normal. Everyone has a different dick.
deathgod6
Profile Blog Joined January 2008
United States5064 Posts
Last Edited: 2010-03-03 03:06:46
March 03 2010 03:06 GMT
#3
It probably is a scam. Just go see what an actual doctor (urologist) has to say about it. It doesn't take much to visit the doctor.
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littlechava
Profile Blog Joined March 2004
United States7220 Posts
March 03 2010 03:11 GMT
#4
wat
Entusman #12
FragKrag
Profile Blog Joined September 2007
United States11552 Posts
March 03 2010 03:12 GMT
#5
pics?
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Comeh
Profile Blog Joined July 2008
United States18919 Posts
March 03 2010 03:12 GMT
#6
I have this too
Srsly.
Thankfully, the gf doesn't seem to care.
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phosphorylation
Profile Blog Joined July 2009
United States2935 Posts
March 03 2010 03:14 GMT
#7
pics or didnt happen
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AcrossFiveJulys
Profile Blog Joined September 2005
United States3612 Posts
March 03 2010 03:14 GMT
#8
i don't get it... so it's like the opposite bending of the picture on the wiki page you gave a link to?

In any case, you shouldn't necessarily consider it a limitation with girls. I bet you could find certain positions that would make you hit the spot where a more standard dick wouldn't work as well, which might give girls you sleep with a unique experience.
DBunny
Profile Joined October 2007
Canada192 Posts
March 03 2010 03:14 GMT
#9
What is the difference between 'upwards curving' and 'backwards bending'. If it hooks upwards though I doubt many females would complain given the obvious ergonomic benefit.
KingKRule
Profile Blog Joined February 2010
United States84 Posts
March 03 2010 03:16 GMT
#10
On March 03 2010 12:14 DBunny wrote:
What is the difference between 'upwards curving' and 'backwards bending'. If it hooks upwards though I doubt many females would complain given the obvious ergonomic benefit.


It curves downward, towards the floor.
Absolute power corrupts absolutely.
Wotans_Fire
Profile Blog Joined November 2008
United Kingdom294 Posts
March 03 2010 03:16 GMT
#11
well mine sort of bends to the right if thats any consolation
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leetchaos
Profile Blog Joined November 2008
United States395 Posts
Last Edited: 2010-03-03 03:19:02
March 03 2010 03:16 GMT
#12
I have the same thing. If you use it right it can work to your (and here I mean your mate's) advantage. You just have to find the angle that's most enjoyable for the woman, don't be shy, ask!
phosphorylation
Profile Blog Joined July 2009
United States2935 Posts
March 03 2010 03:16 GMT
#13
in that case, doggystyle should work theoretically best
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AcrossFiveJulys
Profile Blog Joined September 2005
United States3612 Posts
March 03 2010 03:19 GMT
#14
On March 03 2010 12:16 phosphorylation wrote:
in that case, doggystyle should work theoretically best


yea probably in a leaf raking type motion. lol

don't say TL has never helped you out OP
leetchaos
Profile Blog Joined November 2008
United States395 Posts
Last Edited: 2010-03-03 03:25:41
March 03 2010 03:19 GMT
#15
On March 03 2010 12:16 phosphorylation wrote:
in that case, doggystyle should work theoretically best


I can corroborate this. But really it can vary a lot of each woman.
DBunny
Profile Joined October 2007
Canada192 Posts
March 03 2010 03:20 GMT
#16
On March 03 2010 12:16 phosphorylation wrote:
in that case, doggystyle should work theoretically best


Lol I can't believe I forgot that, I was thinking of something complicated like wheelbarrow ^^
The6357
Profile Blog Joined August 2005
United States1268 Posts
March 03 2010 03:21 GMT
#17
On March 03 2010 12:12 FragKrag wrote:
pics?

2010 worldcup!! corea fighting!!!
ClanOverdosed
Profile Blog Joined March 2009
691 Posts
March 03 2010 03:22 GMT
#18
Dude! I have the same problem well if it is a problem I dont know...if it dosn't inhibit sex then i guess it dosn't matter.
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flamewheel
Profile Blog Joined December 2009
FREEAGLELAND26781 Posts
March 03 2010 03:32 GMT
#19
On March 03 2010 12:21 The6357 wrote:
Show nested quote +
On March 03 2010 12:12 FragKrag wrote:
pics?



Lolwut.
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krndandaman
Profile Joined August 2009
Mozambique16569 Posts
March 03 2010 03:36 GMT
#20
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SweeTLemonS[TPR]
Profile Blog Joined June 2003
11739 Posts
March 03 2010 03:44 GMT
#21
For future reference, it's called a Gonzo. Other than that, GL man. Apparently a friend of mine has a Gonzo (I don't know why he told me that), but he's never had any complaints about it. Quit worrying about your dick so much, and stop watching so much porn... it fucks with your mind. Also, if the girl is enjoying it, it doesn't matter if it feels weird.
I'm never gonna know you now \ But I'm gonna love you anyhow.
The6357
Profile Blog Joined August 2005
United States1268 Posts
March 03 2010 03:47 GMT
#22
show ur dick to a girl first before complaining lol :D
2010 worldcup!! corea fighting!!!
Brett
Profile Blog Joined October 2002
Australia3820 Posts
March 03 2010 04:20 GMT
#23
I feel so juvenile but this thread made me laugh a LOT.

Thanks for your input everyone!
FyRe_DragOn
Profile Blog Joined November 2006
Canada2056 Posts
March 03 2010 04:29 GMT
#24
Dude u can piss off your morning wood without having to force your dick down, this is such an advantage lol. Also alot of positions are made easier, this isnt all bad
aka DragOn[NaS]
CharlieMurphy
Profile Blog Joined March 2006
United States22895 Posts
Last Edited: 2010-03-03 04:51:49
March 03 2010 04:40 GMT
#25
dicks are evolved in an upward bend for a number of reasons. iirc, I heard a documentary or read some article that the upward curve A) hits the g spot, B) inserts sperm up higher towards the cervical area C) pulls any other leftover sperm out, and maybe some other reasons ( ithink there was like 5).

Anyways back on topic,

[image loading]

Poll: YOUR DICK
http://www.teamliquid.net/blogs/viewblog.php?id=114477

also
..and then I would, ya know, check em'. (Aka SpoR)
KingKRule
Profile Blog Joined February 2010
United States84 Posts
March 03 2010 04:41 GMT
#26
On March 03 2010 13:40 CharlieMurphy wrote:
dicks are evolved in an upward bend for a number of reasons. iirc, I heard a documentary or read some article that the upward curve A) hits the g spot, B) inserts sperm up higher towards the cervical area C) pulls any other leftover sperm out.


I think you're confusing dragonflies with humans. Trust me, I've done the research.
Absolute power corrupts absolutely.
CharlieMurphy
Profile Blog Joined March 2006
United States22895 Posts
March 03 2010 04:44 GMT
#27
I remember this old 80s/90s porn my friend had. There was this guy who had his dick bent like a boomerang, we lol'd for weeks about this guy. We all came to the conclusion it gets bent like that from anal but we were probably wrong.
..and then I would, ya know, check em'. (Aka SpoR)
SkylineSC
Profile Blog Joined March 2009
United States564 Posts
March 03 2010 04:44 GMT
#28
On March 03 2010 12:12 FragKrag wrote:
pics?


win
Zurles
Profile Joined February 2009
United Kingdom1659 Posts
March 03 2010 05:13 GMT
#29
Look if you've got to the part where she can see your dick, you've already won. So who gives a shit?
Nitrogen
Profile Blog Joined February 2008
United States5345 Posts
Last Edited: 2010-03-03 06:43:10
March 03 2010 06:43 GMT
#30
On March 03 2010 12:44 SweeTLemonS[TPR] wrote:
Apparently a friend of mine has a Gonzo (I don't know why he told me that)


LOL so good
UNFUCK YOURSELF
DeathSpank
Profile Blog Joined February 2009
United States1029 Posts
March 03 2010 06:44 GMT
#31
On March 03 2010 12:16 Wotans_Fire wrote:
well mine sort of bends to the right if thats any consolation

hey brother.
yes.
meeple
Profile Blog Joined April 2009
Canada10211 Posts
March 03 2010 06:49 GMT
#32
Man... I wouldn't worry so much. I've watched a porno where the guy had a friggin C-shaped dick... I mean it was probably a foot long when straightened out, but when it got hard it stayed just about the same distance away from his body, but just curved into a C. The girl seemed to like it just as much, and he was a pornstar so I don't think its really that odd.

Also it probably makes it great for having sex from behind.
kOre
Profile Blog Joined April 2009
Canada3642 Posts
March 03 2010 07:19 GMT
#33
On March 03 2010 14:13 Zurles wrote:
Look if you've got to the part where she can see your dick, you've already won. So who gives a shit?

this thread and its replies made me lol the entire time ... i love tl hahahahaah
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Comeh
Profile Blog Joined July 2008
United States18919 Posts
March 03 2010 07:22 GMT
#34
If you need some confidence, watch some asian porn.
Those guys with pretty small dicks are getting laid with some mad hot asians.
Otherwise, just stop watching porn if it makes you insecure .
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Disregard
Profile Blog Joined March 2007
China10252 Posts
March 04 2010 08:24 GMT
#35
At least your situation isnt like this guy, game blogger with a 13.5 inch dong. Holy shit... It would be quite awkward to walk anywhere.

http://www.thedailyshow.com/watch/tue-march-2-2010/jonah-falcon-needs-a-job

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jonah_Falcon

And his name, totally works with pron.
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Romantic
Profile Joined January 2010
United States1844 Posts
March 04 2010 08:48 GMT
#36
Useless without pics but i just read the comments and figured it out so nevermind. Mine bends upward and slightly to my left. No big deal. It is probably not any condition; just the way you were born.
evanthebouncy!
Profile Blog Joined June 2006
United States12796 Posts
March 04 2010 09:51 GMT
#37
On March 03 2010 12:44 SweeTLemonS[TPR] wrote:
For future reference, it's called a Gonzo. Other than that, GL man. Apparently a friend of mine has a Gonzo (I don't know why he told me that), but he's never had any complaints about it. Quit worrying about your dick so much, and stop watching so much porn... it fucks with your mind. Also, if the girl is enjoying it, it doesn't matter if it feels weird.


HAHAHAHAHAH!! GONZO!!

[url=http://rdmblog.files.wordpress.com/2009/01/gonzo.jpg]http://rdmblog.files.wordpress.com/2009/01/gonzo.jpg[/url]


to op:
What are you complaining about!! I've yet to even have sex! lol
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Kim_Hyun_Han
Profile Blog Joined January 2009
706 Posts
Last Edited: 2010-03-04 10:39:56
March 04 2010 10:38 GMT
#38
...

er...


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meaculpa
Profile Blog Joined November 2009
United States119 Posts
March 04 2010 16:47 GMT
#39
Hey, it could have been worse
Blessed is the mind too small for doubt.
DreaM)XeRO
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Korea (South)4667 Posts
March 09 2010 22:57 GMT
#40
oh my god. i love pony express
THIS THREAD IS SOOOOOOOO GOOD
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Noobville17921 Posts
March 10 2010 01:47 GMT
#41
wait what
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Kenpachi
Profile Blog Joined August 2009
United States9908 Posts
March 10 2010 01:50 GMT
#42
On March 10 2010 10:47 arb wrote:
wait what

i dont know either
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