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CharlieMurphy
Profile Blog Joined March 2006
United States22895 Posts
March 03 2010 21:32 GMT
#61
..and then I would, ya know, check em'. (Aka SpoR)
SonuvBob
Profile Blog Joined October 2006
Aiur21552 Posts
March 03 2010 22:23 GMT
#62
On March 03 2010 21:37 meeple wrote:
There are definite issues there... a 5 year old should not be thinkign about blowing up dinosaur heads with bombs...

What? That's all 5 year olds think about.
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meeple
Profile Blog Joined April 2009
Canada10211 Posts
March 03 2010 22:33 GMT
#63
On March 04 2010 07:23 SonuvBob wrote:
Show nested quote +
On March 03 2010 21:37 meeple wrote:
There are definite issues there... a 5 year old should not be thinkign about blowing up dinosaur heads with bombs...

What? That's all 5 year olds think about.


What?? I don't remember much about being 5, but I was probably thinking about catching toads at a pond and freaking out about how slimy they were... but about how to blow up stuff. That came later... Wil.E Coyote schooled me well in the ways of wayward explosives.

Well, up until I was like 8 or 9 and took a lighter and a can of hairspray and to my great surprise it didn't backfire and turn my face into a smoking ember.
SonuvBob
Profile Blog Joined October 2006
Aiur21552 Posts
March 03 2010 22:39 GMT
#64
There's a difference between thinking/talking about it and doing it. Kids play cops and robbers, they don't actually steal shit and shoot people. :p
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numLoCK
Profile Blog Joined November 2008
Canada1416 Posts
March 03 2010 22:50 GMT
#65
Ya, lil kids are crazy sometimes >.<
My cousin likes to hold up stuffed toys to the fireplace and yell "BURN!!" while laughing at its pain. He also likes body slams and attacking things with golf clubs. He watches too much WWE >.>
Also, the comic is absolutely incredible! It'd be amazing if more episodes were done on video though ;o
3FFA
Profile Blog Joined February 2010
United States3931 Posts
March 04 2010 15:36 GMT
#66
On March 02 2010 13:42 DoctorHelvetica wrote:
10/10 best blog in months

this ^^
"As long as it comes from a pure place and from a honest place, you know, you can write whatever you want."
ToolBox
Profile Joined May 2009
United States13 Posts
March 06 2010 21:02 GMT
#67
Oh fuck yeah AXE COP!
Katkishka
Profile Blog Joined December 2009
United States662 Posts
March 06 2010 23:08 GMT
#68
Wow this is amazing
The only way to make this better is to throw in the bear (there's only 1 in the world) somewhere.
jhNz
Profile Blog Joined September 2006
Germany2762 Posts
March 09 2010 09:19 GMT
#69
haha this is great :D

thanks for sharing this chill
http://twitter.com/jhNz
starfries
Profile Blog Joined July 2009
Canada3508 Posts
March 09 2010 09:33 GMT
#70
I think I might have to get this poster...


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DJ – do you like ramen, Savior? Savior – not really. Bisu – I eat it often. Flash – I’m a maniac! | Foxer Fighting!
538
Profile Blog Joined November 2008
Hungary3932 Posts
March 09 2010 10:23 GMT
#71
Mother of god, there's awesomeness dripping from the ceiling :D
BW fighting!
qrs
Profile Blog Joined December 2007
United States3637 Posts
March 09 2010 14:03 GMT
#72
Words cannot capture the comic awesomeness of this...
From Episode 1:
Then [they] devised a plan.
"We should put these heads on a stick and hide bombs in them."

From Episode 2:
"We don't need you now that we have a giant robot suit."
"But my gun even has a flashlight."

From Episode 3:
So Axe Cop ate a lemon
And Dinosaur Soldier ate an avocado

But the avocado caused Dinosaur Soldier to turn into an avocado that can shoot avocado out of its hands.


"I'm Avocado Soldier now."

Axe Cop became Axe Cop with lemon.


Everything about this is gold: the writing is hilarious, the artwork is great, and the video was just done perfectly. Thanks so much for sharing, Chill!
'As per the American Heart Association, the beat of the Bee Gees song "Stayin' Alive" provides an ideal rhythm in terms of beats per minute to use for hands-only CPR. One can also hum Queen's "Another One Bites The Dust".' —Wikipedia
alffla
Profile Blog Joined November 2005
Hong Kong20321 Posts
March 09 2010 15:31 GMT
#73

HAHAHAH HOYL SHIT
Graphicssavior[gm] : What is a “yawn” rape ;; Masumune - It was the year of the pig for those fucking defilers. Chill - A clinic you say? okum: SC without Korean yelling is like porn without sex. konamix: HAPPY BIRTHDAY MOMMY!
littlechava
Profile Blog Joined March 2004
United States7221 Posts
March 09 2010 16:31 GMT
#74
Sockarang is a villain now T_T
Entusman #12
SK.Testie
Profile Blog Joined January 2007
Canada11084 Posts
March 09 2010 16:44 GMT
#75
On March 04 2010 07:39 SonuvBob wrote:
There's a difference between thinking/talking about it and doing it. Kids play cops and robbers, they don't actually steal shit and shoot people. :p


You go thinkin' that round these parts u gon' get killed.
Social Justice is a fools errand. May all the adherents at its church be thwarted. Of all the religions I have come across, it is by far the most detestable.
Eti307
Profile Blog Joined March 2004
Canada3442 Posts
March 09 2010 18:29 GMT
#76
hahaha the new one is awesome. tri-uni bad good santa sockarang is badass
HazMat
Profile Blog Joined October 2009
United States17077 Posts
July 08 2010 18:31 GMT
#77
Bump

Axe cop episode 2 is up!

www.youtube.com/user/ShakeDrizzle | League and SSBM content creator | Armada's Youtube Editor
Sadistx
Profile Blog Joined February 2009
Zimbabwe5568 Posts
July 08 2010 18:34 GMT
#78
I feel bad for the telescope gun cop :/
Chill
Profile Blog Joined January 2005
Calgary26004 Posts
July 08 2010 18:42 GMT
#79
Oh my God I can't see Youtube at work but I'm so excited you have no idea!!!!!!
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Durak
Profile Blog Joined January 2008
Canada3685 Posts
Last Edited: 2010-09-11 04:23:30
September 11 2010 04:22 GMT
#80
Episode 3 is out on youtube! (Came out Aug 20th but I didn't notice)

Hilarious series and even better on youtube.

Edit: Oops, link.
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