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Kleander in a nutshell:
I'm a trolling, lawling, rapping, rhyming, ladder-climbing Protoss with a high percentage of loss, and an appetite that will never exhaust.
I can't spell, but I can speak, about anything and about nothing.
I'm a proud member of anonymous, and I do enjoy making quite a fuss.
I've lost a parent, lost some friends, found a love, for which my passion never ends.
I wish to entertain, to convince you to smile, I want to be rich, for i think its worth all the while.
I vote for my beliefs, and I stand for them too.
I don't like to fight, unless you force me to.
I will, however, insult your mother, if you do something mean, one way or another.
I love music
I love food
I love starcraft
but i'm not so good
I like reading
but I like writing more
I can write you a story
that will never make you snore
I live on the coast but I don't like to swim
I just enjoy San Diego, and live life on a whim
I'm in between jobs, and struggling for money
I've begged for so much it's not even funny
I hear them say that artists have to suffer
but thats fine, what doesn't kill me just makes me tougher
Comedian,
Musician,
Writer,
Inspiration,
I hope to be called at last one of these in my lifetime
But getting called them all would be more than fine 
-Kleander
 
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*Stands up*
*starts slow clap*
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This was great prose, are you a writer? Though to be honest it was more like music to my ears, are you a musician? Scratch that, it made me laugh more then anything, are you by chance a comedian? Either way, this made me feel good, I think I'll get some work done, thanks for the inspiration!
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On February 03 2010 22:31 seppolevne wrote:
This was great prose, are you a writer? Though to be honest it was more like music to my ears, are you a musician? Scratch that, it made me laugh more then anything, are you by chance a comedian? Either way, this made me feel good, I think I'll get some work done, thanks for the inspiration!
you have no idea how much that made me smile 
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I laughed,I cried, I lost 15 pounds!!!5/5 would read again
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You sir... are a great writer!
I applaude your effort creating this text,
for I am smiling big time as an effect.
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On February 03 2010 22:33 Kleander wrote:Show nested quote +On February 03 2010 22:31 seppolevne wrote:
This was great prose, are you a writer? Though to be honest it was more like music to my ears, are you a musician? Scratch that, it made me laugh more then anything, are you by chance a comedian? Either way, this made me feel good, I think I'll get some work done, thanks for the inspiration! you have no idea how much that made me smile
Same here. However, I don't think the comma splices are needed for the intended effect. Really liked the OP as well.
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you sir are a gentleman and a scholar. thank you for bringing a bit of life to the blogs section.
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Almost sounds like something George Carlin would write. Well done!
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Just woke up to see all the amazing comments, I didn't expect to get this much good feedback, I kinda didn't think it was 5/5 worthy when I wrote it xD and I really expected to get flamed or something for doing something unorthodox in the blog section.
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5/5 waiting for another blog!
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On February 03 2010 22:33 Kleander wrote:Show nested quote +On February 03 2010 22:31 seppolevne wrote:
This was great prose, are you a writer? Though to be honest it was more like music to my ears, are you a musician? Scratch that, it made me laugh more then anything, are you by chance a comedian? Either way, this made me feel good, I think I'll get some work done, thanks for the inspiration! you have no idea how much that made me smile
Your blog made me smile.
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