Why the fuck do printers screech like a fucking animal being suffocated for 5 minutes before printing out a damn document? All I want is a document, a piece of paper, and I gotta listen to this printer groan for an eternity before hand.
It's like the printers are pissed off when you tell them what to do. "UGH FUCK I GOTTA PRINT SOMETHING?...UUGHH UGGHGHGHG UGHGHGH SCREEEECHH SCREEEECHH UGHUUGHHGHGHGH....FINE HERE IS YOUR DAMN PAPER"
On January 31 2010 17:27 resonance wrote: Printers. Fucking printers.
Why the fuck do printers screech like a fucking animal being suffocated for 5 minutes before printing out a damn document? All I want is a document, a piece of paper, and I gotta listen to this printer groan for an eternity before hand.
It's like the printers are pissed off when you tell them what to do. "UGH FUCK I GOTTA PRINT SOMETHING?...UUGHH UGGHGHGHG UGHGHGH SCREEEECHH SCREEEECHH UGHUUGHHGHGHGH....FINE HERE IS YOUR DAMN PAPER"
Somebody needs to fix this shit asaply.
When I try to make copies mine squeals really really loud ...
On January 31 2010 17:50 EvilTeletubby wrote: LOL Banzu. That video saved a horrible blog.
What do you have against all my postings and blogs, seriously. You are always the one to ban me/close my blogs/close my threads etc.. Did we meet in a game online and I bm'd you or something?
I'll have to agree with Slick.. Every once in a while the world needs some hate on those printers, just to push the technology one tiny inch further; perhaps one day making printers useful
Seriously, if your printer takes 5 min to print a single document you should PERHAPS buy a new one because after like 10 years, your machine sure did its job...
Printing high quality pictures with old inkjets actually sounds like a small animal is being struck by a baseball bat, over and over again. But, ^ is right in that newer ones are significantly more silent.
yeah, unless you've been getting free printing for years, i don't get why any student nowadays doesn't have a laser printer instead of an inkjet printer
so so much more cost effective and reliable over the long run
I have a laser printer that is wicked fast but every time I go to print something it takes 5 minutes to warm up. it's like spinning up a minigun but you only need to shoot one bullet and it takes FOREVER to get going
On January 31 2010 17:50 EvilTeletubby wrote: LOL Banzu. That video saved a horrible blog.
What do you have against all my postings and blogs, seriously. You are always the one to ban me/close my blogs/close my threads etc.. Did we meet in a game online and I bm'd you or something?
Eh? I don't have anything against you specifically. I've only banned you ONCE, and it was for two days, and for something you had two prior warnings about. And I'm pretty much the only mod who moderates Blogs, so it would make sense that any blogs were closed by me. In fact, my last warning to you a few weeks ago was for you doing the SAME THING we're always warning you about (btw, it's not always me, so unless everyone is biased against you...), and I simply gave you a warning out of respect for you otherwise being a fine as a poster.
How many people around here usually get away with doing the same thing 4-5 times after we warn them and still have their accounts?
Anyways. I have nothing your thread in particular, just threads that... well... don't really accomplish much (ie, don't generate discussion, don't offer unique/earth shattering information, etc.). That sounds harsh, but keep in mind how large our userbase is. People already contain about interesting and content-rich posts being buried, and that's AFTER we're already closing a lot of useless threads. Imagine what it would be like if 'anything goes', do you really think we'd have the higher levels of discussion (compared to other SC/gaming sites) that we do if we didn't?
I think I have enough people on here who probably hate me because I close this or warned them for that. Don't flatter yourself, it's not just you.