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Zapdos_Smithh
Profile Blog Joined October 2008
Canada2620 Posts
January 31 2010 08:27 GMT
#1
Printers. Fucking printers.

Why the fuck do printers screech like a fucking animal being suffocated for 5 minutes before printing out a damn document? All I want is a document, a piece of paper, and I gotta listen to this printer groan for an eternity before hand.

It's like the printers are pissed off when you tell them what to do. "UGH FUCK I GOTTA PRINT SOMETHING?...UUGHH UGGHGHGHG UGHGHGH SCREEEECHH SCREEEECHH UGHUUGHHGHGHGH....FINE HERE IS YOUR DAMN PAPER"

Somebody needs to fix this shit asaply.

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Megalisk
Profile Blog Joined October 2008
United States6095 Posts
January 31 2010 08:30 GMT
#2
On January 31 2010 17:27 resonance wrote:
Printers. Fucking printers.

Why the fuck do printers screech like a fucking animal being suffocated for 5 minutes before printing out a damn document? All I want is a document, a piece of paper, and I gotta listen to this printer groan for an eternity before hand.

It's like the printers are pissed off when you tell them what to do. "UGH FUCK I GOTTA PRINT SOMETHING?...UUGHH UGGHGHGHG UGHGHGH SCREEEECHH SCREEEECHH UGHUUGHHGHGHGH....FINE HERE IS YOUR DAMN PAPER"

Somebody needs to fix this shit asaply.


When I try to make copies mine squeals really really loud ...
Tear stained american saints and dirty guitar dreams across a universe of desert and blue sky , gas station coffee love letters and two dollar pistol kisses from thirty five dollar hotel room stationary .
BanZu
Profile Blog Joined June 2008
United States3329 Posts
January 31 2010 08:31 GMT
#3
Kinda like this?

Sun Tzu once said, "Defiler becomes useless at the presences of a vessel."
vRoOk
Profile Blog Joined January 2009
United States1024 Posts
January 31 2010 08:40 GMT
#4
lol wow
Breaking Bad
Megalisk
Profile Blog Joined October 2008
United States6095 Posts
January 31 2010 08:42 GMT
#5
On January 31 2010 17:31 BanZu wrote:
Kinda like this?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pQGtucrJ8hM


"ARE YOU HAPPY NOW PRINTER? DO YOU SEE WHAT YOU'VE DONE!"

ROFL
Tear stained american saints and dirty guitar dreams across a universe of desert and blue sky , gas station coffee love letters and two dollar pistol kisses from thirty five dollar hotel room stationary .
Thratur
Profile Blog Joined June 2008
Canada917 Posts
January 31 2010 08:43 GMT
#6
Omg, that video is so awesome.

Thank you Banzu.
EvilTeletubby
Profile Blog Joined January 2004
Baltimore, USA22258 Posts
January 31 2010 08:50 GMT
#7
LOL Banzu. That video saved a horrible blog.
Moderatorhttp://carbonleaf.yuku.com/topic/408/t/So-I-proposed-at-a-Carbon-Leaf-concert.html ***** RIP Geoff
Murlox
Profile Blog Joined March 2008
France1699 Posts
January 31 2010 08:51 GMT
#8
WOW at this video, so good
Resistance ain't futile
samachking
Profile Blog Joined August 2007
Bahrain4949 Posts
January 31 2010 08:55 GMT
#9
theoatmeal.com/comics/printers

Fuck Printers. This oatmeal strip is a fantastic appraisal of the annoying device that is the printer.
"And then Earthlings discovered tools. Suddenly agreeing with friends could be a form of suicide or worse. But agreements went on, not for the sake of common sense, or decency, or self preservation, but for friendliness."
Zapdos_Smithh
Profile Blog Joined October 2008
Canada2620 Posts
January 31 2010 09:04 GMT
#10
On January 31 2010 17:50 EvilTeletubby wrote:
LOL Banzu. That video saved a horrible blog.


What do you have against all my postings and blogs, seriously. You are always the one to ban me/close my blogs/close my threads etc.. Did we meet in a game online and I bm'd you or something?
..Slick...
Profile Blog Joined January 2010
United States202 Posts
January 31 2010 09:04 GMT
#11
On January 31 2010 17:50 EvilTeletubby wrote:
LOL Banzu. That video saved a horrible blog.


You seem to have something against the OP? This was a legit blog.
it was written
liosama
Profile Blog Joined October 2007
Australia843 Posts
January 31 2010 09:10 GMT
#12
On January 31 2010 18:04 ..Slick... wrote:
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On January 31 2010 17:50 EvilTeletubby wrote:
LOL Banzu. That video saved a horrible blog.


You seem to have something against the OP? This was a legit blog.

Free Palestine
Monokeros
Profile Blog Joined November 2005
United States2493 Posts
Last Edited: 2010-01-31 09:27:16
January 31 2010 09:27 GMT
#13
On January 31 2010 18:04 ..Slick... wrote:
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On January 31 2010 17:50 EvilTeletubby wrote:
LOL Banzu. That video saved a horrible blog.


You seem to have something against the OP? This was a legit blog.


EvilTeletubby is a hater!

He closed my blogs so many times!

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I KID I KID PLEASE DONT HURT ME
Keep the Dream Alive twitch.tv/monokerros
Pika Chu
Profile Blog Joined August 2005
Romania2510 Posts
January 31 2010 10:00 GMT
#14
I feel for you man .
They first ignore you. After they laugh at you. Next they will fight you. In the end you will win.
BookTwo
Profile Blog Joined May 2009
1985 Posts
January 31 2010 10:31 GMT
#15
romanian?
NiTenIchiRyu
Profile Joined February 2009
United Kingdom273 Posts
January 31 2010 10:33 GMT
#16

lylejensen
Profile Joined November 2009
United States19 Posts
January 31 2010 11:15 GMT
#17
Lovin
Profile Joined May 2009
Denmark812 Posts
January 31 2010 11:20 GMT
#18
I'll have to agree with Slick.. Every once in a while the world needs some hate on those printers, just to push the technology one tiny inch further; perhaps one day making printers useful
AKA SuddenSalad
iNfeRnaL *
Profile Blog Joined August 2005
Germany1908 Posts
January 31 2010 11:46 GMT
#19
Seriously, if your printer takes 5 min to print a single document you should PERHAPS buy a new one because after like 10 years, your machine sure did its job...
IceCube
Profile Blog Joined June 2009
Croatia1403 Posts
January 31 2010 12:25 GMT
#20
New printers especially laser ones are quite silent when they print. Maybe if your using really really old one I can understand how you feel tho.
Forever Vulture.. :(
Archaic
Profile Blog Joined March 2008
United States4024 Posts
January 31 2010 13:05 GMT
#21
Printing high quality pictures with old inkjets actually sounds like a small animal is being struck by a baseball bat, over and over again. But, ^ is right in that newer ones are significantly more silent.
konadora *
Profile Blog Joined February 2009
Singapore66357 Posts
January 31 2010 13:11 GMT
#22
Get laser printers.
POGGERS
blue_arrow
Profile Blog Joined July 2008
1971 Posts
January 31 2010 13:16 GMT
#23
yeah, unless you've been getting free printing for years, i don't get why any student nowadays doesn't have a laser printer instead of an inkjet printer

so so much more cost effective and reliable over the long run
| MLIA | the weather sucks dick here
Chuiu
Profile Blog Joined June 2003
3470 Posts
January 31 2010 14:47 GMT
#24
You have nothing to complain about, back in the day printers I used sounded like this:



If someone was printing something, you could hear it in a 3 block radius.
♞
Archaic
Profile Blog Joined March 2008
United States4024 Posts
January 31 2010 14:57 GMT
#25
On January 31 2010 23:47 Chuiu wrote:
You have nothing to complain about, back in the day printers I used sounded like this:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LJAzraazJHo

If someone was printing something, you could hear it in a 3 block radius.

Oh wow, that's so bad, haha. Thank goodness for laser printers.
s_86
Profile Blog Joined January 2009
United States191 Posts
January 31 2010 15:48 GMT
#26
Ops completely right, printers do suck in this day and age. 5/5 blog.
Sc1pio
Profile Blog Joined August 2009
United States823 Posts
January 31 2010 17:35 GMT
#27
http://theoatmeal.com/comics/printers
"In the beginner's mind there are many possibilities, in the expert's there are few. " -Shunro Suzuki | fortuna fortes adiuvat
DivinO
Profile Blog Joined July 2009
United States4796 Posts
January 31 2010 17:46 GMT
#28
Just smash it office space style.

Ez.

LiquipediaBrain in my filth.
starfries
Profile Blog Joined July 2009
Canada3508 Posts
January 31 2010 18:32 GMT
#29
I have a laser printer that is wicked fast but every time I go to print something it takes 5 minutes to warm up. it's like spinning up a minigun but you only need to shoot one bullet and it takes FOREVER to get going
DJ – do you like ramen, Savior? Savior – not really. Bisu – I eat it often. Flash – I’m a maniac! | Foxer Fighting!
EvilTeletubby
Profile Blog Joined January 2004
Baltimore, USA22258 Posts
February 01 2010 04:04 GMT
#30
On January 31 2010 18:04 resonance wrote:
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On January 31 2010 17:50 EvilTeletubby wrote:
LOL Banzu. That video saved a horrible blog.


What do you have against all my postings and blogs, seriously. You are always the one to ban me/close my blogs/close my threads etc.. Did we meet in a game online and I bm'd you or something?


Eh? I don't have anything against you specifically. I've only banned you ONCE, and it was for two days, and for something you had two prior warnings about. And I'm pretty much the only mod who moderates Blogs, so it would make sense that any blogs were closed by me. In fact, my last warning to you a few weeks ago was for you doing the SAME THING we're always warning you about (btw, it's not always me, so unless everyone is biased against you...), and I simply gave you a warning out of respect for you otherwise being a fine as a poster.

How many people around here usually get away with doing the same thing 4-5 times after we warn them and still have their accounts?

Anyways. I have nothing your thread in particular, just threads that... well... don't really accomplish much (ie, don't generate discussion, don't offer unique/earth shattering information, etc.). That sounds harsh, but keep in mind how large our userbase is. People already contain about interesting and content-rich posts being buried, and that's AFTER we're already closing a lot of useless threads. Imagine what it would be like if 'anything goes', do you really think we'd have the higher levels of discussion (compared to other SC/gaming sites) that we do if we didn't?

I think I have enough people on here who probably hate me because I close this or warned them for that. Don't flatter yourself, it's not just you.

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Last line was meant as a joke btw... just clearing that up ahead of time ^_^
Moderatorhttp://carbonleaf.yuku.com/topic/408/t/So-I-proposed-at-a-Carbon-Leaf-concert.html ***** RIP Geoff
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