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thopol
Profile Blog Joined May 2008
Japan4560 Posts
Last Edited: 2010-01-28 22:05:06
January 28 2010 22:04 GMT
#1
I present the spiritual sequel to my first blog for TL\'s awkward anime nerd population:


http://www.japanator.com/miteru-dake-dvd-improves-your-eye-contact-tests-your-willpower-8360.phtml

This is a wholly Japanese product: a DVD of footage of women to allow you to practice eye contact with members of the opposite sex. There's one with guys too, but I\'m pretty sure, based on the site's demographics, that this is the preferred video.

As the blog I saw this on says, it also is a test of willpower to not stare at the lady\'s breasts.

Stay tuned for my next blog post where I will have footage of me nude and instructions to not look at my dong.

****
Trap
Profile Blog Joined May 2009
United States395 Posts
January 28 2010 22:06 GMT
#2
My high score is 25 seconds.
coffeetoss | "Team Liquid Fantasy Proleague: Tales of Miserable Failure and Deep Regret" -Kanil
BanZu
Profile Blog Joined June 2008
United States3329 Posts
January 28 2010 22:09 GMT
#3
Novel idea LOL

It's kinda sad thinking that there are probably people out there who need this badly.
Sun Tzu once said, "Defiler becomes useless at the presences of a vessel."
DreaM)XeRO
Profile Blog Joined December 2008
Korea (South)4667 Posts
January 28 2010 22:10 GMT
#4
ugh. i lasted about 4 seconds
im sooo fucked
cw)minsean(ru
Pholon
Profile Blog Joined March 2008
Netherlands6142 Posts
January 28 2010 22:12 GMT
#5
When I got the link to this in IRC I just started the clip and was just about to type "So who else is checking out that cleavage ;D" when I read what you're supposed to do.
Moderator@TLPholon // "I need a third hand to facepalm right now"
Adeny
Profile Blog Joined January 2009
Norway1233 Posts
January 28 2010 22:13 GMT
#6
I like how there's one with a 12 year old, then one with a white, flat-chested woman, then the on in the OP. It's as if they are getting progressively harder.
spoolinoveryou
Profile Blog Joined October 2007
United States503 Posts
January 28 2010 22:16 GMT
#7
i passed. where is my prize? lol.
whats good?
Shauni
Profile Blog Joined July 2004
4077 Posts
January 28 2010 22:21 GMT
#8
does this really help
I'm taking whatever coverage I can get, because frankly, I'm busy working on this million dollar deal at my job. Early retirement is a good thing brotha man. - MessengerASL
Vic.nQQ
Profile Blog Joined January 2009
Bulgaria88 Posts
Last Edited: 2010-01-28 22:25:03
January 28 2010 22:24 GMT
#9
I also passed, but generally this task leaves me in wonder - what does it prove? That you have strong will power or that you are gay?

Ofc I'm with the 1st group
I believe!
starfries
Profile Blog Joined July 2009
Canada3508 Posts
January 28 2010 22:26 GMT
#10
I'm sure I could have passed. But I didn't want to.
DJ – do you like ramen, Savior? Savior – not really. Bisu – I eat it often. Flash – I’m a maniac! | Foxer Fighting!
Tex
Profile Blog Joined January 2010
United States126 Posts
January 28 2010 22:26 GMT
#11
Not gonna lie: I was staring at her tits before I hit play. I didn't even read what this was about till right after.
Impossible is a word that people use so they don't feel bad when they quit.
Ranix
Profile Blog Joined March 2009
United States666 Posts
January 28 2010 22:27 GMT
#12
So there are different levels?

Like harder levels = bigger cleavage?
Legends never gg
Foreplay
Profile Joined May 2008
United States1154 Posts
January 28 2010 22:27 GMT
#13
doesn't help that i don't find her face attractive at all
Better than Pokebunny
boesthius
Profile Blog Joined February 2008
United States11637 Posts
January 28 2010 22:29 GMT
#14
--- Nuked ---
Thratur
Profile Blog Joined June 2008
Canada917 Posts
Last Edited: 2010-01-28 22:34:38
January 28 2010 22:33 GMT
#15
On a serious note, why would women show their breast like that if it's not to be stared at?
Nal_rAwr
Profile Blog Joined July 2009
United States2611 Posts
January 28 2010 22:35 GMT
#16
On January 29 2010 07:27 Foreplay wrote:
doesn't help that i don't find her face attractive at all

Nony is Bonjwa
ggrrg
Profile Blog Joined September 2009
Bulgaria2716 Posts
January 28 2010 22:42 GMT
#17
Epic OP

... I should probably start at the easier levels X_X
il0seonpurpose
Profile Blog Joined January 2007
Korea (South)5638 Posts
January 28 2010 22:45 GMT
#18
They're so big...
starfries
Profile Blog Joined July 2009
Canada3508 Posts
January 28 2010 22:45 GMT
#19
On January 29 2010 07:26 Tex wrote:
Not gonna lie: I was staring at her tits before I hit play. I didn't even read what this was about till right after.

men can hardly be blamed for staring if girls can't even resist
DJ – do you like ramen, Savior? Savior – not really. Bisu – I eat it often. Flash – I’m a maniac! | Foxer Fighting!
Disregard
Profile Blog Joined March 2007
China10252 Posts
January 28 2010 22:45 GMT
#20
Doesnt help the target when you pop the cleavage out.
"If I had to take a drug in order to be free, I'm screwed. Freedom exists in the mind, otherwise it doesn't exist."
..Slick...
Profile Blog Joined January 2010
United States202 Posts
January 28 2010 22:46 GMT
#21
11 Seconds until I looked at those breasts. Ohhh myy
it was written
ghrur
Profile Blog Joined May 2009
United States3786 Posts
January 28 2010 22:48 GMT
#22
On January 29 2010 07:26 Tex wrote:
Not gonna lie: I was staring at her tits before I hit play. I didn't even read what this was about till right after.


This, lol. But then, once I read that, I was like, OH! and could do it pretty easily. Although, in real life, I'd be like... okay... this is awkward *look away after 30 seconds*
darkness overpowering
Lexpar
Profile Blog Joined March 2009
1813 Posts
January 28 2010 22:48 GMT
#23
Most Japanese thing about this? There's one for little girls too.

knyttym
Profile Blog Joined December 2006
United States5797 Posts
January 28 2010 22:49 GMT
#24
On January 29 2010 07:48 Lexpar wrote:
Most Japanese thing about this? There's one for little girls too.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hSq0XOHxJsQ&feature=player_embedded


what the fuck!!!
underscore
Profile Joined August 2009
252 Posts
January 28 2010 22:51 GMT
#25
It's impolite not to look at a womans cleavage. Even if the woman is a lot older than me or I don't think she's very attractive I'll still check her boobies out and compliment her on her looks/outfit. Women like to be appreciated and how could you not appreciate that fascinating species that gave you life?
Disregard
Profile Blog Joined March 2007
China10252 Posts
January 28 2010 22:56 GMT
#26
[image loading]


ROFL.
"If I had to take a drug in order to be free, I'm screwed. Freedom exists in the mind, otherwise it doesn't exist."
Zoler
Profile Blog Joined June 2008
Sweden6339 Posts
January 28 2010 23:04 GMT
#27
Uhm I've never had a girlfriend and I'm a virgin and I could easily do it?

Lim Yo Hwan forever!
CharlieMurphy
Profile Blog Joined March 2006
United States22895 Posts
January 28 2010 23:06 GMT
#28
lol is this fucking serious?
..and then I would, ya know, check em'. (Aka SpoR)
Tex
Profile Blog Joined January 2010
United States126 Posts
January 28 2010 23:06 GMT
#29
On January 29 2010 07:56 Disregard wrote:
[image loading]


ROFL.


Yes.
Impossible is a word that people use so they don't feel bad when they quit.
IntoTheWow
Profile Blog Joined May 2004
is awesome32274 Posts
January 28 2010 23:08 GMT
#30
On January 29 2010 07:56 Disregard wrote:
[image loading]


ROFL.


hahahahhah
Moderator<:3-/-<
meeple
Profile Blog Joined April 2009
Canada10211 Posts
January 28 2010 23:23 GMT
#31
Why the hell is there one about little girls? Seriously...
starfries
Profile Blog Joined July 2009
Canada3508 Posts
January 28 2010 23:29 GMT
#32
It's a Japanese product
DJ – do you like ramen, Savior? Savior – not really. Bisu – I eat it often. Flash – I’m a maniac! | Foxer Fighting!
Mastermind
Profile Blog Joined April 2008
Canada7096 Posts
January 28 2010 23:42 GMT
#33
On January 29 2010 07:42 ggrrg wrote:
Epic OP

... I should probably start at the easier levels X_X

how is the OP epic?
jello24
Profile Joined July 2009
Canada327 Posts
January 29 2010 00:54 GMT
#34
When a girl wears something low-cut like that, they subconsciously expect you to look at their breasts, hence there's no need to force yourself to act like you're not a human male. Why pretend like you can't see something that is inherently desirable for your survival as a species?

Also, the face in that video isnt as good as the chest anyway, so why not just look at the chest. Now if that was Petra Nemcova, then maybe, MAYBE i'll manage to lock onto her eyes for a whole minute. After staring at her breasts for an hour.
just lurking around...
iNcontroL *
Profile Blog Joined July 2004
USA29055 Posts
January 29 2010 01:06 GMT
#35
I made amazing eye contact with her boobs. Fucking aced this test.
vRoOk
Profile Blog Joined January 2009
United States1024 Posts
January 29 2010 01:11 GMT
#36
i fail ):
Breaking Bad
Faronel
Profile Blog Joined July 2008
United States658 Posts
January 29 2010 01:43 GMT
#37
That undershirt is a bit low...

Plus breasts take precedence over eyes.
C'est la vie...
Hypnosis
Profile Blog Joined October 2007
United States2061 Posts
January 29 2010 01:49 GMT
#38
Dude this is fucking retarded, it is so easy to not look at her breasts if you try...Grow the fuck up
Science without religion is lame, Religion without science is blind
A3iL3r0n
Profile Blog Joined October 2002
United States2196 Posts
January 29 2010 01:51 GMT
#39
That was way harder than I thought it would be. I somehow just lost to boobies...
My psychiatrist says I have deep-seated Ragneuroses :(
Inzek
Profile Blog Joined May 2008
Chile802 Posts
January 29 2010 02:16 GMT
#40
man i was lucking at her lips... lol
Stork FAN!!!
AtlaS
Profile Blog Joined February 2009
United States1001 Posts
January 29 2010 02:45 GMT
#41
On January 29 2010 07:12 Pholon wrote:
When I got the link to this in IRC I just started the clip and was just about to type "So who else is checking out that cleavage ;D" when I read what you're supposed to do.

Pretty much the exact same I just did. Right when I opened the thread and saw the embedded youtube video I just said out-loud "That's a great set of tits."
I don't have mono anymore. Woooo!
konadora *
Profile Blog Joined February 2009
Singapore66158 Posts
January 29 2010 02:47 GMT
#42
i failed at the first second
POGGERS
ejac
Profile Blog Joined January 2009
United States1195 Posts
January 29 2010 02:50 GMT
#43
I passed, but it was surprisingly difficult. I would've never realized.
esq>n
alffla
Profile Blog Joined November 2005
Hong Kong20321 Posts
January 29 2010 03:43 GMT
#44
love the cleavage
Graphicssavior[gm] : What is a “yawn” rape ;; Masumune - It was the year of the pig for those fucking defilers. Chill - A clinic you say? okum: SC without Korean yelling is like porn without sex. konamix: HAPPY BIRTHDAY MOMMY!
Achromic
Profile Blog Joined September 2009
773 Posts
January 29 2010 03:58 GMT
#45
On January 29 2010 11:47 konadora wrote:
i failed at the first second

Blah
Perguvious
Profile Blog Joined November 2008
United States1783 Posts
January 29 2010 04:01 GMT
#46
her eyes are not that pretty though
Disregard
Profile Blog Joined March 2007
China10252 Posts
January 29 2010 04:05 GMT
#47
Guess it proves that its more challenging then, since her chest is much more attractive.
"If I had to take a drug in order to be free, I'm screwed. Freedom exists in the mind, otherwise it doesn't exist."
MountainDewJunkie
Profile Blog Joined June 2009
United States10341 Posts
January 29 2010 05:41 GMT
#48
She's quite cute.

(Zero seconds.)
[21:07] <Shock710> whats wrong with her face [20:50] <dAPhREAk> i beat it the day after it came out | <BLinD-RawR> esports is a giant vagina
Thegilaboy
Profile Blog Joined October 2009
United States2018 Posts
January 29 2010 05:55 GMT
#49
Passed, it was awkward though since I kept asking her questions and she didn't seem to want to respond...
Durak
Profile Blog Joined January 2008
Canada3684 Posts
January 29 2010 06:33 GMT
#50
I looked at her breasts before even reading the blog post. Do I win?
Athos
Profile Blog Joined February 2008
United States2484 Posts
January 29 2010 06:43 GMT
#51
Did it for 10 seconds before my peripheral vision got the best of me.
Cambium
Profile Blog Joined June 2004
United States16368 Posts
January 29 2010 07:35 GMT
#52
ohhhh, i get it; you are supposed to look at her eyes...

I failed
When you want something, all the universe conspires in helping you to achieve it.
FastEddieV
Profile Blog Joined July 2007
United States614 Posts
January 29 2010 07:50 GMT
#53
I made it 24 seconds. Completely unrelated but I was clicking on related videos afterward and found this weird one:

This girl seems drunk or high or I don't know...
platinum? more like leaf
Klockan3
Profile Blog Joined July 2007
Sweden2866 Posts
January 29 2010 07:56 GMT
#54
On January 29 2010 07:33 Thratur wrote:
On a serious note, why would women show their breast like that if it's not to be stared at?

As a first filtering of males, those who looks too much are sex starved losers!
MrHoon *
Profile Blog Joined April 2008
10183 Posts
January 29 2010 11:18 GMT
#55
13 seconds

SO UNFAIR
dats racist
Always
Profile Blog Joined March 2009
United States376 Posts
January 29 2010 15:53 GMT
#56
Haha. I couldn't keep eye contact... For obvious reasons.

I really like this thread though.
"Do unto others 20% better than you would expect them to do unto you, to correct for subjective error." - Linus Pauling
Hyde
Profile Blog Joined November 2007
Australia14568 Posts
January 29 2010 16:00 GMT
#57
I managed to make it all the way, but I felt awkward staring at her for so long lol.
Because when you left, Brood War was all spotlights and titans. Now, with the death of the big leagues, Brood War has moved to the basements and carparks. Now, Brood War is unlicensed brawls, lost teeth, and bloody fights for fistfulls of money - SirJolt
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