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Zoler
Profile Blog Joined June 2008
Sweden6339 Posts
Last Edited: 2009-12-27 04:47:42
December 27 2009 04:39 GMT
#1
Hey TL! I'm bored and since I'm very celfcentered and have a gigantic ego I wanted to copy Grobycs blog and make my own!

So in this blog you can just ask me anything or just flame me, it's up to you! Endless possibilites! Maybe you're even good enough of a troll to make me flame back?

Some info for those who apparently don't know me:
- Followed / played SC since spring 2008
- From Sweden
- Probably best poster on TL sometimes(mostly)
- Terran is the best race and Jaedong and Bisu are noobs (not really but I just like saying that)
- Highest rank reached B-, mostly cause I'm fucking lazy. SC2 just keeps my motivation down since a few months ago sadly

So I don't expect this to get any responds really, but I'm bored so TL please entertain me a little?

I will answer ALL questions

*
Lim Yo Hwan forever!
MorNinGWooD.
Profile Joined December 2009
United States4 Posts
December 27 2009 04:41 GMT
#2
Question - why are you such a faggot?
2 in the pink 1 in the stink
FXOTheoRy
Profile Blog Joined July 2008
United States519 Posts
December 27 2009 04:42 GMT
#3
would you suck boxer's dick?
oyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoy
Zoler
Profile Blog Joined June 2008
Sweden6339 Posts
December 27 2009 04:43 GMT
#4
Great first post! I don't know really, maybe it's just cause I'm just better than most people here...?
Lim Yo Hwan forever!
Chef
Profile Blog Joined August 2005
10810 Posts
December 27 2009 04:43 GMT
#5
Grobyc failed me.

What should I do for my 5000th post?
LEGEND!! LEGEND!!
Zoler
Profile Blog Joined June 2008
Sweden6339 Posts
December 27 2009 04:43 GMT
#6
On December 27 2009 13:42 tekushikume wrote:
would you suck boxer's dick?


I think most people here would, and yes.
Lim Yo Hwan forever!
SwEEt[TearS]
Profile Blog Joined January 2009
Canada1575 Posts
December 27 2009 04:44 GMT
#7
have you traveled outside sweden, and what's your speedtest.net connection ^^
#1 arb fan -- Raelcun is Nuclear backwards. Rekrul is Lurker backwards. Grobyc is Cyborg backwards. Eniram is Marine backwards.
Zoler
Profile Blog Joined June 2008
Sweden6339 Posts
December 27 2009 04:44 GMT
#8
On December 27 2009 13:43 Chef wrote:
Grobyc failed me.

What should I do for my 5000th post?


I'm planning to write some form of troll-guide anytime soon, so don't steal that plz.. well you could just post your porn folder? I think many would be pleased (unless gay, weird fetish etc etc)
Lim Yo Hwan forever!
Steelflight-Rx
Profile Blog Joined July 2007
United States1389 Posts
December 27 2009 04:46 GMT
#9
Do you remember "InViDiOuS[FcG]" ?

Where did you meet your girlfriend ?
yubee wrote: you know? it's a great night you should all smile no matter what harddships, because grass grows and the sky is blue and it's a good life.
Zoler
Profile Blog Joined June 2008
Sweden6339 Posts
December 27 2009 04:47 GMT
#10
On December 27 2009 13:44 SwEEt[TearS] wrote:
have you traveled outside sweden, and what's your speedtest.net connection ^^


I've been to Denmark and that's nothing really since it's so close to Sweden and we even have a bridge leading to it soo....

I don't have a very fast broadband (8mbit/1mbit), this is what I got:

Download: 6.85 mbit/s
Upload: 0.71 mbit/s
Ping: 10ms

ISP:
Teliasonera 3.1 / 5
Lim Yo Hwan forever!
Zoler
Profile Blog Joined June 2008
Sweden6339 Posts
December 27 2009 04:48 GMT
#11
On December 27 2009 13:46 Steelflight-Rx wrote:
Do you remember "InViDiOuS[FcG]" ?

Where did you meet your girlfriend ?


I remember the nickname yea, not much more tho, pretty much the only one I remember from FcG is Winter. aah good days, I'm appologizing for leaving the clan without telling you.

And on Omegle (yea-.-)
Lim Yo Hwan forever!
Chef
Profile Blog Joined August 2005
10810 Posts
Last Edited: 2009-12-27 04:49:46
December 27 2009 04:49 GMT
#12
On December 27 2009 13:44 Zoler wrote:
Show nested quote +
On December 27 2009 13:43 Chef wrote:
Grobyc failed me.

What should I do for my 5000th post?


I'm planning to write some form of troll-guide anytime soon, so don't steal that plz.. well you could just post your porn folder? I think many would be pleased (unless gay, weird fetish etc etc)

On June 06 2009 02:06 fanatacist wrote:
Show nested quote +
On June 06 2009 02:00 AttackZerg wrote:
On June 06 2009 01:44 Chef wrote:
Sometimes it takes a guide on masturbation to realise just how oddball my methods are.

LOL


I am trying not to be curious.


And failing LOL.

"CHEF TELL ME HOW YOU FONDLE YOUR PENIS I CAN'T BEAR IT ANY LONGER I MUST HAVE THE IMAGE IN MY HEAD, MUST KNOW HOW YOU DO IT!"


On June 06 2009 02:21 AttackZerg wrote:
dude he wrote a story about a female baby killer
The guy is obviously fucking insane, I am imagining knife handles, stuffed animal(bunny) love and/or rubber bands and pick up sticks.


Maybe pick something else.

Also, you're stealing how-to-troll from Fanatacist anyway, aren't you?
LEGEND!! LEGEND!!
Zurles
Profile Joined February 2009
United Kingdom1659 Posts
December 27 2009 04:51 GMT
#13
On December 27 2009 13:48 Zoler wrote:
Show nested quote +
On December 27 2009 13:46 Steelflight-Rx wrote:
Do you remember "InViDiOuS[FcG]" ?

Where did you meet your girlfriend ?


I remember the nickname yea, not much more tho, pretty much the only one I remember from FcG is Winter. aah good days, I'm appologizing for leaving the clan without telling you.

And on Omegle (yea-.-)


omegle? ya right.
Liquid`Ret
Profile Blog Joined October 2002
Netherlands4527 Posts
December 27 2009 04:52 GMT
#14
who r u?
Team Liquid
meegrean
Profile Joined May 2008
Thailand7699 Posts
December 27 2009 04:52 GMT
#15
How tight is your asshole?
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Deleted User 37864
Profile Blog Joined June 2008
780 Posts
December 27 2009 04:54 GMT
#16
you met your girlfriend on omegle? tell me more!
KawaiiRice
Profile Blog Joined May 2007
United States2914 Posts
December 27 2009 04:56 GMT
#17
Why are you so BM?
@KawaiiRiceLighT
Zoler
Profile Blog Joined June 2008
Sweden6339 Posts
December 27 2009 04:57 GMT
#18
On December 27 2009 13:52 ret wrote:
who r u?


the guy who borrowed you his pillow so you could win the dreamhack tour!! yea thats right you shoulda gave me some of those price money

On December 27 2009 13:54 scyper wrote:
you met your girlfriend on omegle? tell me more!


we haven't met irl yet-.-

On December 27 2009 13:52 meegrean wrote:
How tight is your asshole?


I have nothing to compare with so I say standard!
Lim Yo Hwan forever!
Zoler
Profile Blog Joined June 2008
Sweden6339 Posts
December 27 2009 04:57 GMT
#19
On December 27 2009 13:56 KawaiiRice wrote:
Why are you so BM?


OMFG KAWAIIRICE NO YOU BM
Lim Yo Hwan forever!
Zapdos_Smithh
Profile Blog Joined October 2008
Canada2620 Posts
December 27 2009 04:58 GMT
#20
what the fuck @ these questions LOL
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