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Dad and I went to the doctor office 2 days ago and they said that since dad is over 40 years old, he needs to get his stools examined in the yearly check up. We each got 4 tubes of blood sucked out of us, peed in a jarate, and handed them in for testing...
So today dad finally managed to scrape 3 days worth of poops. I drove to the office and handed them in.
On my way back I was thinking about why I stopped listening to Harry Potter book 2 on youtube and switched to book 6 when I bumped into a car in front of me. I was just starting going forward when the car in front of me went forward as the traffic light changed, but I think the other car stopped for some reason and I was absent minded, so I drove into it.
We changed some basic information, an officer came and wrote a case report and gave us a case number, and we're off. I asked him if I'd have to go to driver school and he asked me "Do you want me to write you a citation?" to which I replied "Oh no please don't haha". He explained that in the spirit of Christmas they normally don't charge people (thank you jesus!)
Pah, my parents weren't too mad but the insurance money is going to go up 
p.s.
If anyone is a fan of harry potter audio book by Jim Dale here's a link:
http://www.youtube.com/user/Zhierryl#p/c/5EEDF2C9F32FF54A/42/1pUJgJ3QHVc
check out her playList, I've been following through it
 
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usually when delivering poop i also have harry potter on my mind
i see we have something in common
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Funny, the delivery in Harry Potter reminds me of poop
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I thought this was about sending feces to the labs to test E. Coli. are other nasty critters.
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I thought the title would be poop delicious
good thread nevertheless.5*
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Dammit, thought this blog would be about a Poop Deli.
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haha you are such a strange kid you know that evan?
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i thought u were gonna spill it or something
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On December 24 2009 11:08 Jyvblamo wrote:
Dammit, thought this blog would be about a Poop Deli.
Ha ha, me too!
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On December 24 2009 10:29 DoctorHelvetica wrote:
usually when delivering poop i also have harry potter on my mind
i see we have something in common
hahaha
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Im the only non-Harry Potter fan in here I presume. Honestly, no idea what you guys are talking about. 
edit: Damn it wheres LOTR! Harry Potter can have 20 books and movies, why cant we drag it on?
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The only thing that's running through my mind right now is "what the hell is a jarate"? :/
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On December 24 2009 11:32 Empyrean wrote:
The only thing that's running through my mind right now is "what the hell is a jarate"? :/
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On December 24 2009 11:32 Empyrean wrote:
The only thing that's running through my mind right now is "what the hell is a jarate"? :/
I believe its the Sniper's weapon in TF2 hes referring too. JaratEH!!!
Very useful for putting out fires, revealing spies and blinding the enemy. And of course griefing.
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I was expecting random feces throwing around. Me no rikey.
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I was so expecting to read that when you bumped into the car the shock opened the poop canister and it spilled all over your car. I was sorely disappointed.
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I thought this was for sure a thread were you mailed chunky monkey shit to someone you hate and they opened the package only to cry.
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i definitely wasn't expecting this o.o
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Three days worth of shit is alot. If I think about what I shit out in 3 days... It probably won't fit in a large tupperware container. What did you carry it in? Like a salad bowl?
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i was hoping for an explosion of poop
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EPT![[image loading]](http://img16.imageshack.us/img16/9265/jarate.jpg)
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