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lIlIlIlIlIlI
Profile Blog Joined October 2004
Korea (South)3851 Posts
Last Edited: 2009-12-23 04:45:57
December 23 2009 04:45 GMT
#1
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Sigi
Profile Joined August 2009
United States243 Posts
December 23 2009 04:50 GMT
#2
My mom who is a nurse thinks it might be flu/pneumonia, and you should go get checked out by a doctor.
FragKrag
Profile Blog Joined September 2007
United States11556 Posts
Last Edited: 2009-12-23 04:51:15
December 23 2009 04:50 GMT
#3
Based on episodes of House M.D. I conclude that you have lung cancer

you have 2 months go live
*TL CJ Entusman #40* "like scissors does anything to paper except MAKE IT MORE NUMEROUS" -paper
Disregard
Profile Blog Joined March 2007
China10252 Posts
December 23 2009 04:51 GMT
#4
On December 23 2009 13:50 FragKrag wrote:
Based on episodes of House M.D. I conclude that you have lung cancer

you have 2 months go live


lol1
"If I had to take a drug in order to be free, I'm screwed. Freedom exists in the mind, otherwise it doesn't exist."
Amarxist
Profile Blog Joined July 2008
United States371 Posts
December 23 2009 04:54 GMT
#5
Chest pains? Perhaps Pneumonia, it's obviously an affliction of the lungs of sorts.
☺ ☻
ejac
Profile Blog Joined January 2009
United States1195 Posts
December 23 2009 04:54 GMT
#6
stick a finger up your butt and cough. If you feel something hard, you have prostate cancer, if you don't you have a swine flu.
esq>n
zekie
Profile Blog Joined April 2008
Canada380 Posts
December 23 2009 04:57 GMT
#7
pneumonia:

What are the symptoms?
Symptoms of pneumonia caused by bacteria usually come on quickly. They may include:

Cough. You will likely cough up mucus (sputum) from your lungs. Mucus may be rusty or green or tinged with blood.
Fever.
Fast breathing and feeling short of breath.
Shaking and "teeth-chattering" chills. You may have this only one time or many times.
Chest pain that often feels worse when you cough or breathe in.
Fast heartbeat.
Feeling very tired or feeling very weak.
Nausea and vomiting.
Diarrhea.
LTT
Profile Blog Joined March 2003
Shakuras1095 Posts
December 23 2009 04:57 GMT
#8
Just use Web MD? http://symptoms.webmd.com/default.htm
CaucasianAsian
Profile Blog Joined September 2005
Korea (South)11593 Posts
December 23 2009 05:00 GMT
#9
rofl this thread is golden, i literally laughed reading this!

but yeah, when you're feeling sick, use www.webmd.com
Calendar@ Fish Server: `iOps]..Stark
WheelOfTime
Profile Blog Joined October 2009
Canada331 Posts
December 23 2009 05:01 GMT
#10
You're asking for medical advice on TL blogs why?

Think before you do something, that's a good rule to go by.
lIlIlIlIlIlI
Profile Blog Joined October 2004
Korea (South)3851 Posts
December 23 2009 05:12 GMT
#11
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GogoKodo
Profile Blog Joined April 2003
Canada1785 Posts
December 23 2009 05:14 GMT
#12
Here I'll help you out for next time
http://lmgtfy.com/?q=symptoms
twitter: @terrancem
UGC4
Profile Blog Joined June 2009
Peru532 Posts
December 23 2009 05:24 GMT
#13
BLOOD in phlegm? holy shit. screw the doctor go to the emergency room!
#1 Movie fan~ he's got so much skill it oozes out of his skin in the form of acne. ~family comes first~
asianskill
Profile Blog Joined August 2009
United States289 Posts
December 23 2009 05:46 GMT
#14
this sounds like mono
herrro
Deleted User 37864
Profile Blog Joined June 2008
780 Posts
December 23 2009 05:47 GMT
#15
On December 23 2009 13:50 FragKrag wrote:
Based on episodes of House M.D. I conclude that you have lung cancer

you have 2 months go live


i literally LOL XD
Chill
Profile Blog Joined January 2005
Calgary25993 Posts
December 23 2009 05:47 GMT
#16
On December 23 2009 13:50 FragKrag wrote:
Based on episodes of House M.D. I conclude that you have lung cancer lupis

you have 2 months until the next full moon go live

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Mortality
Profile Blog Joined December 2005
United States4790 Posts
December 23 2009 05:51 GMT
#17
On December 23 2009 14:47 Chill wrote:
Show nested quote +
On December 23 2009 13:50 FragKrag wrote:
Based on episodes of House M.D. I conclude that you have lung cancer lupis

you have 2 months until the next full moon go live



Oh noes. It's Twilight? :/
Even though this Proleague bullshit has been completely bogus, I really, really, really do not see how Khan can lose this. I swear I will kill myself if they do. - nesix before KHAN lost to eNature
SayaSP
Profile Blog Joined February 2007
Laos5494 Posts
December 23 2009 05:55 GMT
#18
On December 23 2009 14:51 Mortality wrote:
Show nested quote +
On December 23 2009 14:47 Chill wrote:
On December 23 2009 13:50 FragKrag wrote:
Based on episodes of House M.D. I conclude that you have lung cancer lupis

you have 2 months until the next full moon go live



Oh noes. It's Twilight? :/

Please nooooooo
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FragKrag
Profile Blog Joined September 2007
United States11556 Posts
December 23 2009 05:59 GMT
#19
On December 23 2009 14:47 Chill wrote:
Show nested quote +
On December 23 2009 13:50 FragKrag wrote:
Based on episodes of House M.D. I conclude that you have lung cancer lupis

you have 2 months until the next full moon go live



it's never lupus!
*TL CJ Entusman #40* "like scissors does anything to paper except MAKE IT MORE NUMEROUS" -paper
Djabanete
Profile Blog Joined May 2008
United States2786 Posts
December 23 2009 06:27 GMT
#20
On December 23 2009 14:59 FragKrag wrote:
Show nested quote +
On December 23 2009 14:47 Chill wrote:
On December 23 2009 13:50 FragKrag wrote:
Based on episodes of House M.D. I conclude that you have lung cancer lupis

you have 2 months until the next full moon go live



it's never lupus!

Sarcoidosis?
May the BeSt man win.
ArvickHero
Profile Blog Joined October 2007
10387 Posts
December 23 2009 06:35 GMT
#21
On December 23 2009 15:27 Djabanete wrote:
Show nested quote +
On December 23 2009 14:59 FragKrag wrote:
On December 23 2009 14:47 Chill wrote:
On December 23 2009 13:50 FragKrag wrote:
Based on episodes of House M.D. I conclude that you have lung cancer lupis

you have 2 months until the next full moon go live



it's never lupus!

Sarcoidosis?

Let me express moral outrage
Writerptrk
Caller
Profile Blog Joined September 2007
Poland8075 Posts
December 23 2009 06:49 GMT
#22
bronchitis or flu
go wear a mask and go to the hospital

and for christ sake wash your hands
Watch me fail at Paradox: http://www.teamliquid.net/forum/viewmessage.php?topic_id=397564
m4gdelen4
Profile Joined October 2008
United States416 Posts
December 23 2009 06:58 GMT
#23
dear god its TWILIGHT. you have no chance of living. buy a gun and take out some twilight diehards with you while you can still pull a trigger.
it does to blue what blue does to you
BloodDrunK
Profile Blog Joined August 2009
Bangladesh2767 Posts
December 23 2009 07:22 GMT
#24
Oh man! if that's twilight then i'm afraid you're as good as dead.
nice knowing you though.
You have the power to create your own destiny.
Trident
Profile Blog Joined December 2009
Bhutan54 Posts
December 23 2009 07:31 GMT
#25
God this thread is golden.
5/5
Dont stress, meditate
decafchicken
Profile Blog Joined January 2005
United States20152 Posts
December 23 2009 07:40 GMT
#26
On December 23 2009 15:35 ArvickHero wrote:
Show nested quote +
On December 23 2009 15:27 Djabanete wrote:
On December 23 2009 14:59 FragKrag wrote:
On December 23 2009 14:47 Chill wrote:
On December 23 2009 13:50 FragKrag wrote:
Based on episodes of House M.D. I conclude that you have lung cancer lupis

you have 2 months until the next full moon go live



it's never lupus!

Sarcoidosis?

Let me express moral outrage


CRASH CART
how reasonable is it to eat off wood instead of your tummy?
ssj114
Profile Blog Joined September 2008
Afghanistan461 Posts
December 23 2009 08:42 GMT
#27
Probably a viral chest infection. But it could be a bacterial Pneumonia. If it gets worse, go see Doctor or Emergency department to likely get a Chest X-ray and perhaps some antibiotics. Good luck.
Sandboxie + SUA + DEP, Windows Firewall + NAT Router
Stratos.FEAR
Profile Joined June 2009
Canada706 Posts
December 23 2009 08:47 GMT
#28
On December 23 2009 15:27 Djabanete wrote:
Show nested quote +
On December 23 2009 14:59 FragKrag wrote:
On December 23 2009 14:47 Chill wrote:
On December 23 2009 13:50 FragKrag wrote:
Based on episodes of House M.D. I conclude that you have lung cancer lupis

you have 2 months until the next full moon go live



it's never lupus!

Sarcoidosis?


its obviously TB you idiots!
CheeC[h]
Profile Joined August 2009
United States137 Posts
Last Edited: 2009-12-23 08:49:22
December 23 2009 08:48 GMT
#29
swine flu

unless you have been robotrippin and forgot to take your daily dosage of ethenal
ItsPaul
Profile Blog Joined June 2008
Australia177 Posts
December 23 2009 09:08 GMT
#30
On December 23 2009 14:01 WheelOfTime wrote:
You're asking for medical advice on TL blogs why?

Think before you do something, that's a good rule to go by.


There are a lot of educated people on here dude, it's a pretty harmless question. I doubt he'd go get foot surgery because it's recommended here or something, but having some idea of what's potentially wrong with him might help motivate him to see a doctor rather than assume it's nothing.

p.s. I think you need foot surgery
lIlIlIlIlIlI
Profile Blog Joined October 2004
Korea (South)3851 Posts
December 23 2009 10:18 GMT
#31
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Arnic
Profile Joined January 2009
81 Posts
December 23 2009 11:10 GMT
#32
My guess is Pleurisy, moderately severe flu or some kind of plague.
Recommended treatment is to rub your face with a toad that's been kept in a wooden box full of honey for at least three days. Or see a doctor.
LordWeird
Profile Blog Joined November 2007
United States3411 Posts
December 23 2009 12:34 GMT
#33
I believe you may have Paragonimus westermani, more commonly known as a Lung fluke.
Chains none
AssuredVacancy
Profile Blog Joined September 2008
United States1167 Posts
December 23 2009 16:23 GMT
#34
On December 23 2009 14:59 FragKrag wrote:
Show nested quote +
On December 23 2009 14:47 Chill wrote:
On December 23 2009 13:50 FragKrag wrote:
Based on episodes of House M.D. I conclude that you have lung cancer lupis

you have 2 months until the next full moon go live



it's never lupus!


Except in that one episode...
We spend our youth attaining wealth, and our wealth attaining youth.
ghostWriter
Profile Blog Joined January 2009
United States3302 Posts
December 23 2009 16:46 GMT
#35
IT's AUTOIMMUNE
Sullifam
b3h47pte
Profile Blog Joined May 2007
United States1317 Posts
December 23 2009 17:02 GMT
#36
On December 24 2009 01:46 ghostWriter wrote:
IT's AUTOIMMUNE


for a moment i thought you said auto-mine and i was thoroughly confused.
Steelflight-Rx
Profile Blog Joined July 2007
United States1389 Posts
December 23 2009 17:20 GMT
#37
On December 24 2009 02:02 b3h47pte wrote:
Show nested quote +
On December 24 2009 01:46 ghostWriter wrote:
IT's AUTOIMMUNE


for a moment i thought you said auto-mine and i was thoroughly confused.

I think it's probably MBS
yubee wrote: you know? it's a great night you should all smile no matter what harddships, because grass grows and the sky is blue and it's a good life.
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