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29 fps
Profile Blog Joined March 2008
United States5725 Posts
December 22 2009 04:40 GMT
#21
as someone previously said, roommate gets A+ or 5/5

he managed to just completely own you. i hope you learned a lesson or two here.

and i dont know how he's a smurf on iccup if he only smurfed you irl.
4v4 is a battle of who has the better computer.
TryThis
Profile Joined February 2007
Canada1522 Posts
December 22 2009 04:43 GMT
#22
that was amazing, it sounds like he has been waiting for you to challenge him for quite some time, and wait for that moment to crush your self esteem and laugh in your face
Dwell
Bearigator
Profile Blog Joined July 2009
United States233 Posts
December 22 2009 04:47 GMT
#23
Meh, you had it coming. Trying to purposely teach him crap out of the official guide so you can smash him? Sad.
Ethelis
Profile Blog Joined September 2008
United States2400 Posts
December 22 2009 04:48 GMT
#24
you're being an asshole. your roommate is baller though! dont get all anal, just get him to help you
Disabled gamer - Diamond 3 (LoL) D+ Rank scrublord on BW. Bisu doesnt need DTs, He uses probes. just ask Flash.
Archaic
Profile Blog Joined March 2008
United States4024 Posts
December 22 2009 04:50 GMT
#25
Hahaha, so good. Just let him teach you, it'd be awesome to know someone personally that is B-.
Dracid
Profile Joined December 2009
United States280 Posts
December 22 2009 04:50 GMT
#26
Haha, you totally deserve it.

Also, definitely go through with the roommate change, not for your sake, but for his. (Hint: He's not the one with a fucked up moral compass.)
thopol
Profile Blog Joined May 2008
Japan4560 Posts
December 22 2009 04:51 GMT
#27
5/5
Good story. I lol'd.

You're overreacting for sure. You should keep him as a roomie, particularly if you're trying to improve, which it seems like you are. I wish I had a high level practice partner who could tell me what I did wrong after we played games face to face. See this as an opportunity, not a load of smurfing bullshit. You'll be a smurfing fuck in no time dogg.
imDerek
Profile Blog Joined August 2007
United States1944 Posts
December 22 2009 04:51 GMT
#28
hahahah
Least favorite progamers: Leta, Zero, Mind, Shine, free, really <-- newly added
ToyotaDemon
Profile Blog Joined April 2007
Australia150 Posts
December 22 2009 04:56 GMT
#29
Never challenge an asian in SF4, smash brothers or SC.

Shoulda known better xP
rawr
Cambium
Profile Blog Joined June 2004
United States16368 Posts
December 22 2009 04:57 GMT
#30
You are at fault for reacting poorly to losing to him at a game he plays "all day".
When you want something, all the universe conspires in helping you to achieve it.
Crunchums
Profile Blog Joined December 2008
United States11144 Posts
December 22 2009 05:00 GMT
#31
hahahaha you got pwnt son
brood war for life, brood war forever
Frits
Profile Joined March 2003
11782 Posts
December 22 2009 05:01 GMT
#32
this can't be real
ilistis
Profile Blog Joined October 2008
United States828 Posts
December 22 2009 05:02 GMT
#33
hahaha, this is retarded. Your mad because he tricked you and destroyed you? I would've been "wtf is going on here". Then when I found out he was a B-, I would've asked for pointer and tips.

Stop being such a pussy lol. It's just a game.
"The man who removes a mountain begins by carrying away small stones."-William Faulkner *_*_*_Kolll FAN_*_*_*
Carnivorous Sheep
Profile Blog Joined November 2008
Baa?21247 Posts
December 22 2009 05:02 GMT
#34
I don't care if this is fake, it was a hilarious story, 5/5.
TranslatorBaa!
micronesia
Profile Blog Joined July 2006
United States24795 Posts
December 22 2009 05:09 GMT
#35
Wtf? This guy birthed you show some respect.
ModeratorThere are animal crackers for people and there are people crackers for animals.
Altar
Profile Joined May 2008
United States577 Posts
December 22 2009 05:12 GMT
#36
lol awesome story. Weird he didn't tell you he played before...
Heavens to Betsy
seRapH
Profile Blog Joined April 2009
United States9808 Posts
December 22 2009 05:12 GMT
#37
haha, someone's e-penis just got smaller
boomer hands
Jyvblamo
Profile Blog Joined June 2006
Canada13788 Posts
December 22 2009 05:14 GMT
#38
I would find it awesome it if my roommate owned me at sc and revealed that he was B-.
Loser777
Profile Blog Joined January 2008
1931 Posts
December 22 2009 05:15 GMT
#39
Awesome, I can't believe it.
6581
ShoCkeyy
Profile Blog Joined July 2008
7815 Posts
December 22 2009 05:18 GMT
#40
LMAO This is a good blog. I laughed Thank you!
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