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Hi there, so i've been wondering about something for maybe the past 7 years and i still havent figured it out. My problem has to do with spooning.
So when i sleep in the same bed as a woman i like to spoon(Nothing to do with sex - just spooning), and as the man i am i like to be the back spoon. When spooning i place one arm around her - and here comes the problem. What the F am i supposed to do with the other arm? i made a picture to illustrate my point.
As you see there is no clever way to place the arm witout either:
1) Placing my body on top of it, which will cause it to fall off after a few hours of sleep.
2) putting my elbow into her back Hurting her and/or creating more space between us negating the whole spooning-point.
I don't know! My guess is that there is some sort of completely clever and simple way that i can place my arm and i just havent figured it out yet - Please help me.
This blog is the first in what might become a series solving the biggest problems in my universe, The next will be called:
"The squeaky sneaker problem"
 
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yeah i had this problem but i solved it by sleeping alone
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just dont sleep so close and put ur arms where you normally would if u were sleeping on ur side
or put ur arm under her head, less weight on ur arm and bicep is kinda soft (well mine is... :C  )
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On December 04 2009 18:57 butterbrain wrote:
yeah i had this problem but i solved it by sleeping alone
won the battle but lost the war
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I have tried to illustrate if for you but my graphics skilzz have failed me.
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if the girl is not fat, you can squeeze your arm underneath her stomach. Her breast and bottom are bigger, there should be a narrow place inbetween them, like with wasps. That way your hand up on the inside of her lower tight. Not ideal, but its what I do.
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I usually put ther other arm trough under her neck, there is enough space and its also comfortable for her
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I never saw the problem here.... I always spoon front to back, with one arm underneath my head. Its how I sleep naturally so no issues
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the best thing to do is the bring the pillow a bit down from the end of the bed, and then put your right arm above the pillows.
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God this always pisses me off. I just end up laying on it and losing all feeling in it.
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Under her neck obviously. That's the only place it kinda fits.
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It bothered me too so i stopped cuddling. Less return business now. Perhaps correlated?
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Under the neck is the sweet spot for us but girls get tired of it eventually~
Mallrats covered this paradigm and if Kevin Smith couldn't find an acceptable answer then no one can.
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On December 05 2009 01:53 TheAntZ wrote:
It bothered me too so i stopped cuddling. Less return business now. Perhaps correlated?
insufficient data, repeat with several subjects
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Couple things you can do (some already mentioned the neck/waist tip), the other thing I do is put my arm under her pillow, sometimes this has the 'princess and the pea' effect but so do the other methods.
This is just one of those things that can't be solved 100%
PS- Nice extra jointed spiral arm in your pic lol
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just put it in a V shape with the elbow close to your ribs and fist to your chin
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On December 04 2009 23:08 Nazarene wrote:
Under her neck obviously. That's the only place it kinda fits.
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this video sums it up.
how can you not find a solution to spooning after 7 years.
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