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Preface: Don't worry this story doesn't get too emo or anything it's actually quite funny looking back and that's why I decided to share it. This is a kinda long blog but I broke it up as best as possible
Over the past month or so I've been hanging out with this girl from work and I started to fancy her (in that hey I could be in a relationship with her kinda way not the I'd tap that kinda way) It was really a good time when ever she was around, she has the same biting super sarcastic humor as me and she snowboards which pretty much makes anyone awesome in my book especially girls. I wanted to make a move on her but just recently her father passed away so I decided against it thinking I'm better off being moral support for her while she tries to recover from the emotional trauma. That being said we went to dinner together always paying separately of course and we even went to a concert together.
Things were going pretty good I think (I was hoping she might open up to me maybe make the first move or something) and this past weekend we went to see a hockey game together with 2 of our other mutual friends. The game was awesome there was this guy that had some "Seltzer Water" which we later got him to inform us had vodka...which everyone knew. Also it was "graffiti night" where people wore white shirts and you could draw on them with markers and this chick kept walking around with the phrase "I love cock here" with an arrow point to her ass, fucking hilarious and me and the girl laughed about it all night. After the game we went to the opening of Bdubs(my town sucks I know...we just got a bdubs) to get some food before we went out and partied. We both decided that tonight was the night for shitfacedness.
After diner we went the Liquor store with her and she took for fucking ever to pick out what she wanted (ended up being bloody marys) while I got the tried and true rum/coke and jager bombs to share will all my friends at the party(only about 10 close friends at the party). Then (here is the fucked up part) as we're leaving we run into my friend from Lansing who is up to party with us showing up to the liquor store. I introduce the two of them and out of nowhere my friend goes I'm so pissed off I'm like the only one at this party that isn't part of a couple(his gf had to work so she couldn't come) and she Instantly starts laughing out loud and my face goes 0_0. She picked up on this and gives me a huge hug and goes I love Brett but we're not going out. So I shrug it off maybe she is just shy or something(stupid I know) and doesn't want people to know.
Now we get to the party and I've had 2 jager bombs within 10 minutes of showing up to the house because tonight I'm getting fucked up right(I'm not an alchy I just wanted to have lots of fun) Well my friend wanted to fuck with me and this girl so he keeps referring to her as Brett's girlfriend until finally in front of everyone she says "I'm not Brett's Girlfriend..." the room becomes completely silent for about 5 seconds, "...yet". at this point I'm drunk I've had 4 jager bombs and 4 rum/cokes and when I heard her go yet my heart completely sunk the Victory song from Final Fantasy was playing in my head I was a drunken ecstatic fool. 3 more seconds pass. "Just kidding" (giggling commences)...........FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU GOD DAMNIT MOTHER FUCKER SHIT. Now I'm pisssssssssed the fuck off.
I refer to the rest of the night as the name Horrible Decisions. Now I'm drunken and want to get more drunk so I'm taking swigs from my fifth of rum every now and then until I get to the point where my friends hide it. Then some other people show up and of course I start talking to them drunkenly. Shortly after that I felt a rumbly in my tumbly and had to run to the bathroom. I've NEVER thrown up from booze before and I'm so glad that I was as drunk as I was because I hate throwing up so I'm glad I couldn't really feel it. I guess 4 jager bombs and half a fifth of rum can do that to a 150lb guy though. After my second trip to the bathroom later that night. I just decided to laydown on the fouton and goto fucking sleep and that I don't even care anymore.
I wake up in the morning with no hangover because I just don't get them apparently and I feel over all pretty great from my night of sleep. WRONG! I've also never blacked out before until that night. Apparently I went around the house proclaiming "You'd Fuck Me." to like every girl there also I had a trip to the bathroom where I blew chunks on my friends wall and all over my pants and completely ruined my socks. However the guy that started the whole Brett's girlfriend thing helped me out and cleaned me up/cleaned up after me.
Sorry for the really long blog I just find it so funny. Owned by girl I used to like.
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This is why drinking is so awesome. It's also a reason why I don't drink.
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I won't be drinking that much again for a long time (i wanted to say ever but maybe this exact same situation will happen again XD)
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United States3714 Posts
Sooooo wait you dont like her anymore? Didnt she say just kidding?
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Hmmm I though "girls suck" ment something else..something what can get thread close asap for. Now Im just plain disappointed... 
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She said just kidding about wanting me to be her boyfriend...
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here's my story
i met a chick at some party a week ago and after talking for about a minute i said she looked short on breath and needed cpr and 2 seconds later we made out
girls own
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United States3714 Posts
Oh ok. I just read the "yet" part, and then pictured her getting embarrassed and saying just kidding. Did you ever ask her out?
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Really? From your story I got the sense that she was just joking about being your girlfriend and didn't understand the possible implications of using the word 'yet' before 'just kidding.' You should still give it a shot.
IceCube, I was totally going to respond with: "A man would never do that to you." but in my tiredness completely forgot =(
I'm tired.
EDIT: typo.
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On November 10 2009 23:32 Frits wrote:
here's my story
i met a chick at some party a week ago and after talking for about a minute i said she looked short on breath and needed cpr and 2 seconds later we made out
girls own
Wish I lived in the Netherlands but that was obviously an I'd tap that moment not a I could take her home to meet my mom moment.
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On November 10 2009 23:32 DyEnasTy wrote:
Oh ok. I just read the "yet" part, and then pictured her getting embarrassed and saying just kidding. Did you ever ask her out?
ya of course I did
On November 10 2009 23:33 Chromyne wrote:
Really? From your story I got the sense that she was just joking about being your girlfriend and didn't understand the possible implications of using the word 'yet' before 'just kidding.' You should still give it a shot.
IceCube, I was totally going to respond with: "A man would never do that to you." but in my tiredness completely forgot =(
I'm tired.
EDIT: typo.
We met at a coffee shop the next day to talk about what happened she doesn't like me lol.
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On November 10 2009 23:33 iSiN wrote:Show nested quote +On November 10 2009 23:32 Frits wrote:
here's my story
i met a chick at some party a week ago and after talking for about a minute i said she looked short on breath and needed cpr and 2 seconds later we made out
girls own Wish I lived in the Netherlands but that was obviously an I'd tap that moment not a I could take her home to meet my mom moment.
Those are truly the hottest ones. + Show Spoiler +
EDIT: wow that sucks. Sorry, man.
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did u ever...tell her u liked her or anythin? :S weird
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United States3714 Posts
Do you still hang out much?
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we haven't since Sunday and I don't really plan on going out of my way to anymore.
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It was ice cold for her to say she was just kidding in front of all your friends, she shoulda pulled you aside later and told you 'nah son' in a polite way. The 'yet' was prolly to save your embarrassment in the first place IF shes not in to you, but then she wussed out and said just kidding to not get your hopes up. Either way girls do suck. They are just also fucking awesome at the same time.
That being said though, mad props for telling every chick there they'd fuck you haha
edit: I didn't read the whole thread apparently, so what I just said can be pretty much ignored I think
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On November 11 2009 00:02 ItsPaul wrote:
It was ice cold for her to say she was just kidding in front of all your friends, she shoulda pulled you aside later and told you 'nah son' in a polite way. The 'yet' was prolly to save your embarrassment in the first place IF shes not in to you, but then she wussed out and said just kidding to not get your hopes up. Either way girls do suck. They are just also fucking awesome at the same time.
That being said though, mad props for telling every chick there they'd fuck you haha
You completely get this blog I'm rating you a 5/5 reader lol
Also you summed up our next day convo pretty well.
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I guess 4 jager bombs and half a fifth of rum can do that to a 150lb guy though.
Nah you just have bad tolerance. That's basically nothing.
But I guess it's becouse people drink much less where you live.
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On November 11 2009 00:03 iSiN wrote:Show nested quote +On November 11 2009 00:02 ItsPaul wrote:
It was ice cold for her to say she was just kidding in front of all your friends, she shoulda pulled you aside later and told you 'nah son' in a polite way. The 'yet' was prolly to save your embarrassment in the first place IF shes not in to you, but then she wussed out and said just kidding to not get your hopes up. Either way girls do suck. They are just also fucking awesome at the same time.
That being said though, mad props for telling every chick there they'd fuck you haha You completely get this blog I'm rating you a 5/5 reader lol Also you summed up our next day convo pretty well.
haha tysir
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On November 11 2009 00:05 Piste wrote:Show nested quote +I guess 4 jager bombs and half a fifth of rum can do that to a 150lb guy though. Nah you just have bad tolerance. That's basically nothing. But I guess it's becouse people drink much less where you live.
tbh I do have low tolerance I haven't been drinking since I was 15 like all my friends. Never had a drop until I was legal. It's funny though because in a 4.5 hour night before I've done ~20 shots worth of rum/whiskey. Maybe just the jager fucked everything up.
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Gosh, when I saw this thread I thought it will be "My Girls Suck Stork's Cock" or STH.
And I was like O_o.
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I don't understand why guys fuck themselves over all the time by playing the friend game. No need to waste your time with that shit. If you like a girl, then you should make your intentions clear asap; and if your feels aren't reciprocated, just shrug it off and move on.
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You do realize that what she said tells you absolutely nothing, right??
The "im just kidding" part could very easily just be a safety-"i dont wanna look pathetic"-net for her.
Don't give up if you haven't even made a proper move yet.
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On November 11 2009 00:20 NeVeR wrote:
I don't understand why guys fuck themselves over all the time by playing the friend game. No need to waste your time with that shit. If you like a girl, then you should make your intentions clear asap; and if your feels aren't reciprocated, just shrug it off and move on.
Actually I did but then her fucking dad died way to have no compassion. Thing is I asked her out once right when we first started hanging out but she never said yes or no seemed like she just pretended she never heard it so I thought she was playing hard to get.
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Well, in the future you know when you meet a girl you'd like to have a relationship with, you do things to make it obvious that you're looking for a relationship, not a friendship. Honestly it sounds like if you'd been quick to shout "we're going to fix that thought" after she said "I'm not Brett's girlfriend," you probably still could have locked it down. That said, not sure if my game would be sharp enough to capitalize on that if I was drinking heavily.
It's her business whether or not she's ready to date with the recent loss of her father, not yours. If she's not ready, then so be it. Better luck next time!
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On November 11 2009 00:23 Ingenol wrote:
Well, in the future you know when you meet a girl you'd like to have a relationship with, you do things to make it obvious that you're looking for a relationship, not a friendship. Honestly it sounds like if you'd been quick to shout "we're going to fix that thought" after she said "I'm not Brett's girlfriend," you probably still could have locked it down. That said, not sure if my game would be sharp enough to capitalize on that if I was drinking heavily.
It's her business whether or not she's ready to date with the recent loss of her father, not yours. If she's not ready, then so be it. Better luck next time!
Guess I'm just a proverbial nice guy.
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You should've just called her out on it instead of wussing out and drinking. Hopefully you're still young and can learn from your mistakes (or not and die a virgin or something ...). Unlike what movies and such tells you, you get one chance to impress a girl out of the friend zone and you blew many many chances of it. (Your first one was probably the part where you met your friend and she hugs you. The proper response would've been a "We're not?! Then why am I spending all day with you for???" with a teasing tone to let her know you're not serious or something along those lines but basically /anything/ but a nervous freeze which you did.)
Ugh ... my 1K post for this ... *sigh*
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On November 11 2009 00:30 KissBlade wrote:
You should've just called her out on it instead of wussing out and drinking. Hopefully you're still young and can learn from your mistakes (or not and die a virgin or something ...). Unlike what movies and such tells you, you get one chance to impress a girl out of the friend zone and you blew many many chances of it. (Your first one was probably the part where you met your friend and she hugs you. The proper response would've been a "We're not?! Then why am I spending all day with you for???" with a teasing tone to let her know you're not serious or something along those lines but basically /anything/ but a nervous freeze which you did.)
She left shortly after the incident. Second I'm not a virgin just been outta the game for a while. Third I should have said why the fuck am I spending all this time with you hahaha I'll keep that in mind. Fourth she made it VERY clear the next day that she wasn't ever into me like that.
Kissblade loves me so much he gave me his 1kth post! (sorry about that XD)
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To me, this sounds like she was embarrassed of going out with you in the first place and just wanted to have a fun time out of her house with someone.
She could've easily said that she was your girlfriend and then when the party was over, tell you that she was just kidding and to gtfo.
ez
Seems like she's the type of girl that worries too much about her public appearance to make herself fit into social groups. Kinda like some sort of self-inducted peer pressure.
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She's actually very antisocial...Why does everyone seem to think this is a relationship advice thread I don't want rekrul coming in here and making fun of me fuck. It's just supposed to be a funny anecdote 
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I have the impression that
1) She likes you. She wouldnt've said the "..yet" part otherwise.
2) You probably made a fool of yourself, i dont know if apologizing to her is the way to go
3) Ur an alcohol noob
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On November 11 2009 00:20 NeVeR wrote:
I don't understand why guys fuck themselves over all the time by playing the friend game. No need to waste your time with that shit. If you like a girl, then you should make your intentions clear asap; and if your feels aren't reciprocated, just shrug it off and move on.
This. Friendzone is a total bitch, if you don't show that you're interested they'll lost interest.
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On November 11 2009 00:34 iSiN wrote:
Kissblade loves me so much he gave me his 1kth post! (sorry about that XD)
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On November 11 2009 00:46 ZeroCartin wrote:I have the impression that 1) She likes you. She wouldnt've said the "..yet" part otherwise. 2) You probably made a fool of yourself, i dont know if apologizing to her is the way to go 3) Ur an alcohol noob
My impression is that she was a total bitch who just wanted guy attention.
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Kissblade to make you feel better it was only your 8th post in binary
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On November 11 2009 00:24 iSiN wrote:Show nested quote +On November 11 2009 00:23 Ingenol wrote:
Well, in the future you know when you meet a girl you'd like to have a relationship with, you do things to make it obvious that you're looking for a relationship, not a friendship. Honestly it sounds like if you'd been quick to shout "we're going to fix that thought" after she said "I'm not Brett's girlfriend," you probably still could have locked it down. That said, not sure if my game would be sharp enough to capitalize on that if I was drinking heavily.
It's her business whether or not she's ready to date with the recent loss of her father, not yours. If she's not ready, then so be it. Better luck next time! Guess I'm just a proverbial nice guy.
Well don't be next time or you will finish proverbially last.
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lol fuck your life. i feel your pain. go drink some more to drown out the pain~~
that or just ask her out and get it out of your system.
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On November 11 2009 00:05 Piste wrote:Show nested quote +I guess 4 jager bombs and half a fifth of rum can do that to a 150lb guy though. Nah you just have bad tolerance. That's basically nothing. But I guess it's becouse people drink much less where you live.
i dunno what a fifth is, but upon googling it it's like 750ml?
shrug
completely depends how fast you drink that, it's definitely not "nothing"
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Friendzone is indeed a real bitchass. been bitten by it too many times already.. what do you guys do to prevent that?
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On November 11 2009 03:17 JeeJee wrote:Show nested quote +On November 11 2009 00:05 Piste wrote:I guess 4 jager bombs and half a fifth of rum can do that to a 150lb guy though. Nah you just have bad tolerance. That's basically nothing. But I guess it's becouse people drink much less where you live. i dunno what a fifth is, but upon googling it it's like 750ml? shrug completely depends how fast you drink that, it's definitely not "nothing"
ya 750ml. I call it a 750 sometimes and people make fun of me.
We call it a fifth in the States because it's 1/5 of a gallon approximately.
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On November 11 2009 04:03 bloopie wrote:
Friendzone is indeed a real bitchass. been bitten by it too many times already.. what do you guys do to prevent that?
instead of hoping you will magically grow into a relationship after a year by acting like some happy gay guy who makes her laugh just ask people out
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On November 11 2009 04:38 Frits wrote:Show nested quote +On November 11 2009 04:03 bloopie wrote:
Friendzone is indeed a real bitchass. been bitten by it too many times already.. what do you guys do to prevent that? instead of hoping you will magically grow into a relationship after a year by acting like some happy gay guy who makes her laugh just ask people out
Instead of reading the thread you just post and look like a jackass I've already said that I asked her out previously and she never gave me a straight up answer.
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On November 11 2009 04:29 iSiN wrote:Show nested quote +On November 11 2009 03:17 JeeJee wrote:On November 11 2009 00:05 Piste wrote:I guess 4 jager bombs and half a fifth of rum can do that to a 150lb guy though. Nah you just have bad tolerance. That's basically nothing. But I guess it's becouse people drink much less where you live. i dunno what a fifth is, but upon googling it it's like 750ml? shrug completely depends how fast you drink that, it's definitely not "nothing" ya 750ml. I call it a 750 sometimes and people make fun of me. We call it a fifth in the States because it's 1/5 of a gallon approximately.
I've gotta agree here - that's about 20 ounces of hard liquor. If you take it slowly, you'd be fine..... Probably.....
I know I can handle that in a short period of time, but I've got around 80 lbs on you.....
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On November 11 2009 05:02 iSiN wrote:Show nested quote +On November 11 2009 04:38 Frits wrote:On November 11 2009 04:03 bloopie wrote:
Friendzone is indeed a real bitchass. been bitten by it too many times already.. what do you guys do to prevent that? instead of hoping you will magically grow into a relationship after a year by acting like some happy gay guy who makes her laugh just ask people out Instead of reading the thread you just post and look like a jackass I've already said that I asked her out previously and she never gave me a straight up answer.
? i wasnt even talking to you lol
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sorry I'm in super defensive mode because no one can just take this as a joke like it is to me
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