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YPang
Profile Blog Joined April 2007
United States4024 Posts
Last Edited: 2009-11-02 21:54:32
November 02 2009 21:49 GMT
#1
My friend's an asshole.

Ok so i got this friend he's a good guy, but sometimes pisses me off like hell. This was one of many examples, okay so as i was walking down the hall ways with him in my school while laughing together about something i said dirty in math class he slightly pushed me away from him and near the lockers on the side, while saying "yang that is so wrong".

I woulda been fine with it, if thats was all. But what pissed me off was the timing he said that, it was exactly when a semi-attractive chick he was trying to game came walking by, and he said "hi" to her as she and us were crossing. I KNOW 100% he's been reading some retarded pickup material, and it just pisses me off cuz he thinks of me as a "Fcafc" or w/e the fuck they call it.

I mean like its not the first time some shit like this happens, its been multiple and its not coincidence. My respect for him has dropped a lot.

+ Show Spoiler +
Moral is bros before hoes, get priorities straight. Just like what was said in superbad, "what you gonna do with a chick after you date her for a few month and have sex...nothing"


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sMi.Gladstone | BW: B high| SC2: gold T_T
Xstatic
Profile Blog Joined August 2008
United States765 Posts
November 02 2009 21:52 GMT
#2
hes just a desperate guy, cut some slack
girls dont respond to "hi" anyways, so you should feel sorry for him
Snow - Protoss the way it was meant to be, one mindgame at a time ^^
jello_biafra
Profile Blog Joined September 2004
United Kingdom6642 Posts
November 02 2009 21:53 GMT
#3
Did she respond? If not then you win.
The road to hell is paved with good intentions | aka Probert[PaiN] @ iccup / godlikeparagon @ twitch | my BW stream: http://www.teamliquid.net/video/streams/jello_biafra
TimmyMac
Profile Joined December 2008
Canada499 Posts
November 02 2009 21:55 GMT
#4
:highschool:
StartAgain
Profile Blog Joined August 2009
Japan52 Posts
November 02 2009 21:57 GMT
#5
On November 03 2009 06:55 TimmyMac wrote:
:highschool:


rofl rofl rofl
Wr3k
Profile Blog Joined June 2009
Canada2533 Posts
November 02 2009 21:57 GMT
#6
If your still in high school you will see her again for sure, talk her up when you do, you didn't lose anything here. All your Buddy did was make himself look like an idiot. If he does things like this on a regular basis just tell him to grow up when he does it.
ZhenMiChan
Profile Blog Joined November 2007
Netherlands1181 Posts
Last Edited: 2009-11-02 21:58:45
November 02 2009 21:57 GMT
#7
Moral is bros before hoes, get priorities straight. Just like what was said in superbad, "what you gonna do with a chick after you date her for a few month and have sex...nothing"



i heard you can marry them, and then have childs and be very happy~~
Studying Chinese~
PanN
Profile Blog Joined December 2008
United States2828 Posts
November 02 2009 21:59 GMT
#8
If its bros before hoes. Wouldn't that mean you would be the best bro if you helped get your bro a hoe?

Makes sense to me...
We have multiple brackets generated in advance. Relax . (Kennigit) I just simply do not understand how it can be the time to play can be 22nd at 9:30 pm PST / midnight the 23rd at the same time. (GGzerg)
Railxp
Profile Blog Joined February 2008
Hong Kong1313 Posts
Last Edited: 2009-11-02 22:02:10
November 02 2009 22:01 GMT
#9
"Sisterhood is power, Brotherhood is non-existent"

=( A quote i've heard.
~\(。◕‿‿◕。)/~,,,,,,,,>
QuanticHawk
Profile Blog Joined May 2007
United States32154 Posts
November 02 2009 22:01 GMT
#10
You can't use the bros before hoes law if the bro in question (yourself) is in fact a vagina.
PROFESSIONAL GAMER - SEND ME OFFERS TO JOIN YOUR TEAM - USA USA USA
Latham
Profile Blog Joined May 2007
9587 Posts
Last Edited: 2009-11-02 22:06:09
November 02 2009 22:04 GMT
#11
[image loading]

Probably just a phase, he'll get over it (hopefully). Give him some time and go hang out with other friends.
For the curse of life is the curse of want. PC = https://be.pcpartpicker.com/user/LathamTK/builds/#view=CrqmP6
Snet *
Profile Blog Joined September 2006
United States3573 Posts
November 02 2009 22:10 GMT
#12
Dude you say bro's before ho's.... but you refuse to let your friend use you to get a ho because you are embarrassed that ho might think you're a bitch, so you are really actually putting ho's before bro's and not doing your best to get your friend laid.

You sir are the asshole here.
Pengu1n
Profile Blog Joined October 2004
United States552 Posts
November 02 2009 22:11 GMT
#13
On November 03 2009 07:10 Snet wrote:
Dude you say bro's before ho's.... but you refuse to let your friend use you to get a ho because you are embarrassed that ho might think you're a bitch, so you are really actually putting ho's before bro's and not doing your best to get your friend laid.

You sir are the asshole here.


agreed
YPang
Profile Blog Joined April 2007
United States4024 Posts
Last Edited: 2009-11-02 22:13:47
November 02 2009 22:12 GMT
#14
On November 03 2009 07:10 Snet wrote:
Dude you say bro's before ho's.... but you refuse to let your friend use you to get a ho because you are embarrassed that ho might think you're a bitch, so you are really actually putting ho's before bro's and not doing your best to get your friend laid.

You sir are the asshole here.

i can't tell if your serious or not, but i hope so
sMi.Gladstone | BW: B high| SC2: gold T_T
APurpleCow
Profile Blog Joined August 2008
United States1372 Posts
November 02 2009 22:12 GMT
#15
On November 03 2009 07:10 Snet wrote:
Dude you say bro's before ho's.... but you refuse to let your friend use you to get a ho because you are embarrassed that ho might think you're a bitch, so you are really actually putting ho's before bro's and not doing your best to get your friend laid.

You sir are the asshole here.

Caller
Profile Blog Joined September 2007
Poland8075 Posts
November 02 2009 22:16 GMT
#16
you do realize that you were kicked out of mg for inactivity rite
Watch me fail at Paradox: http://www.teamliquid.net/forum/viewmessage.php?topic_id=397564
DeathSpank
Profile Blog Joined February 2009
United States1029 Posts
November 02 2009 22:19 GMT
#17
yea seriously way to care too much.
yes.
Sfydjklm
Profile Blog Joined April 2005
United States9218 Posts
November 02 2009 22:22 GMT
#18
On November 03 2009 06:59 PanN wrote:
If its bros before hoes. Wouldn't that mean you would be the best bro if you helped get your bro a hoe?

Makes sense to me...

you're just angry cos you aint got no game goin
twitter.com/therealdhalism | "Trying out Z = lots of losses vs inferior players until you figure out how to do it well (if it even works)."- Liquid'Tyler
DarkYoDA
Profile Blog Joined September 2005
United States1347 Posts
November 02 2009 22:32 GMT
#19
Bros before Hoes sounds so cool to say... I find this one of the most meaningless way to simply say putting friends before pleasure.
It's a comedy to claim thy superiority when it's anothers' inferiority which elevated thy mediocrity
JadeFist
Profile Blog Joined August 2007
United States1225 Posts
November 02 2009 22:33 GMT
#20
On November 03 2009 06:57 StartAgain wrote:
Show nested quote +
On November 03 2009 06:55 TimmyMac wrote:
:highschool:


rofl rofl rofl

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