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Trezeguet
Profile Blog Joined January 2009
United States2656 Posts
October 28 2009 22:30 GMT
#41
This is awesome
Trozz
Profile Blog Joined November 2008
Canada3457 Posts
October 28 2009 22:43 GMT
#42
Awesome and random.
Congrats on getting front page!
I hope you blog more. ~_^
A build is not a guess, an estimation or a hunch, a feeling, or a foolish intuition. A build is a dependable, unwavering, unarguably accurate, portrayer of your ambition.
Always
Profile Blog Joined March 2009
United States376 Posts
October 28 2009 22:44 GMT
#43
haha. I lived in a dorm last year, but never saw anything like this-- all the stall were shit and pissed in rather equally.

awesome blog. lol
"Do unto others 20% better than you would expect them to do unto you, to correct for subjective error." - Linus Pauling
Fallen_arK
Profile Blog Joined July 2009
United States91 Posts
October 29 2009 00:27 GMT
#44
5/5 would read again.
Wonderful observation.
Life is precious, yet insignificant
thebigbomber
Profile Joined September 2009
2 Posts
October 29 2009 01:33 GMT
#45
hero post 5/5
Apex
Profile Blog Joined January 2009
United States7227 Posts
October 29 2009 02:06 GMT
#46
AHAHAHHAHAHHAH!

I can't breathe.
gchan
Profile Joined October 2007
United States654 Posts
October 29 2009 06:21 GMT
#47
For some reason, your observations reminded me of this book. The subtle things in life are the best.
Vivi57
Profile Blog Joined September 2007
United States6599 Posts
October 29 2009 06:47 GMT
#48
5/5

LOL, write more
Flash hwaiting! Nal_rA forever!
Dasher
Profile Blog Joined February 2009
United States71 Posts
Last Edited: 2009-10-29 12:22:50
October 29 2009 12:14 GMT
#49
If all my posts combined were half as epic as this blog then I would be a happy man.
"My favorite race is zerglings"
EsX_Raptor
Profile Blog Joined February 2008
United States2802 Posts
October 29 2009 13:54 GMT
#50
haha nice observation
sharkeyanti
Profile Blog Joined October 2009
United States1273 Posts
October 29 2009 17:10 GMT
#51
This is why men are great, natural division of labor and resources.

also, for some reason I feel like Godwin's Law is gonna pop up in this thread at some point, dunno what it is
Hi Mom
Patriot.dlk
Profile Blog Joined October 2004
Sweden5462 Posts
October 29 2009 17:58 GMT
#52
5/5
GHOSTCLAW
Profile Blog Joined February 2008
United States17042 Posts
October 29 2009 18:05 GMT
#53
5/5. Ironically, I bet that if you put signs denoting one as the place to pee and one as the place to poop, the group psychology breaks.
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DreaM)XeRO
Profile Blog Joined December 2008
Korea (South)4667 Posts
October 29 2009 22:20 GMT
#54
woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooow

5/5 EPIC POST <3
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evanthebouncy!
Profile Blog Joined June 2006
United States12816 Posts
October 30 2009 09:29 GMT
#55
HAHhaA and ur name is dustbowl!
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Liquid`Jinro
Profile Blog Joined September 2002
Sweden33723 Posts
October 30 2009 12:26 GMT
#56
Awesome story :D
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madnessman
Profile Blog Joined May 2009
United States1581 Posts
October 30 2009 13:27 GMT
#57
thats 10x cooler than the 1-3-5 rule. it's actually really annoying. in my new school in japan people don't follow the 1-3-5 rule. theres been a couple of times when i was pissing into a urinal on the side and some guy comes and pisses into a urinal right next to me (even though there are other open ones). i wish my school was as cool as yours.
blahman3344
Profile Blog Joined March 2009
United States2015 Posts
October 31 2009 01:59 GMT
#58
XD
i cant stop laughing
this is just too awesome
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fanatacist
Profile Blog Joined August 2007
10319 Posts
October 31 2009 18:21 GMT
#59
Read this while I was banned, was tempted to extend my ban sentence to make an account and post that this is the best blog ever. You are awesome, never stop.
Peace~
goonbah
Profile Blog Joined February 2009
United States8 Posts
Last Edited: 2009-11-01 02:42:59
November 01 2009 01:49 GMT
#60
In my dormitory we also had unspoken rules regarding the various uses and misuses of the stalls in our shared bathroom. In our case we had three stalls. The left stall was for pissing, the middle was for shitting and the right stall, well, you just didn't go into the right stall unless you wanted to see unspeakable horrors.
Albert Einstein.... pfffft noob
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