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HonestTea *
Profile Blog Joined December 2005
5007 Posts
Last Edited: 2009-10-28 11:34:58
October 28 2009 11:31 GMT
#1
WARNING WARNING WARNING

this wall of text will end with a video of barely dressed women

WARNING WARNING WARNING


Let it flow
Let yourself go
Slow and low
That is the tempo



"Bring the spark of delight to your love routine. Super blend for men only!"



Space educated, street refined, taught to want sugar and spice and everything nice. Someday I'll finally explode into a pinata of sugarcandy rainbows.





So you've made it this far. Perhaps you're curious.

I think what we're all ultimately chasing is that feeling that we used to get when we were younger and it was so clear that all was right in the world. It could have been the warm sun, or maybe it was a cool popsicle.

Everyday it's just clawing our way back to that point.

I was told today that if you give yourself the time three times a day to think specifically about what exactly you'll be doing in five years, then 80% of it will come true.

But what if I want to go back five years?

"TABLET OF HAPPINESS! Your lovegun can't be feeble with our supplements!"

It's not ever going to be like it was, will it?

But there's a reason why kids like Monkey. D. Luffy.

Unfortunately, I'm not there anymore - sometimes I cut my wallet just to watch it bleed.







So here's the deal.

Of all the ways of all the days that you find yourself living the same exact hours of the previous 24, it's time to GET OUT. GET OUT. OUT OUT OUT OUT OUT OUT OUT OUT OUT.

Out is where everything is happenning, where there are things to be found and people to be met. Don't forget to work on your IN before you go OUT.





Ok, here's the real deal.

I do believe that words are cheap, and words on the internet are cheaper, and words like these for an audience like this are pretty much void and null in value. However, the idea is that everybody who has a brain on the top of their spine is searching, searching for a place to rest their heavy head.


"Now You Can En hance Your Sex Life. We offer it to do after a Half price.
Confidentially transpor ted to your house. N0 doctor services required. "




What are you searching for?


It's come to the point where I can't even enjoy the sand beneath my naked toes.

I miss the way I was absolutely sure that the rest of the world saw everything the way I did, when I didn't have to convince anybody that it would be in their interest to play with me.
























***
returns upon momentous occasions.
Spenguin
Profile Blog Joined November 2007
Australia3316 Posts
October 28 2009 11:33 GMT
#2
What the fuck?
< TeamLiquid CJ Entusman #46 > I came for the Brood War, I stayed for the people.
HonestTea *
Profile Blog Joined December 2005
5007 Posts
Last Edited: 2009-10-28 11:52:26
October 28 2009 11:37 GMT
#3
bad writing.
returns upon momentous occasions.
Snet *
Profile Blog Joined September 2006
United States3573 Posts
October 28 2009 11:39 GMT
#4
This is seriously the worst blog I have read in quite a while. The combination of the atrocious layout and failure to deliver a decent video of a half naked dancing women make me very, very sad.
HonestTea *
Profile Blog Joined December 2005
5007 Posts
Last Edited: 2009-10-28 11:49:05
October 28 2009 11:40 GMT
#5
returns upon momentous occasions.
DoX.)
Profile Joined December 2008
Singapore6164 Posts
October 28 2009 11:41 GMT
#6
The last video made it worth it
Snet *
Profile Blog Joined September 2006
United States3573 Posts
October 28 2009 11:43 GMT
#7
I have yet to rate this blog, you can still redeem yourself with sexy sexy videos.
LordWeird
Profile Blog Joined November 2007
United States3411 Posts
October 28 2009 11:57 GMT
#8
This is the wrong forum for this kind of content. Please move this thread here plz.
Chains none
Railxp
Profile Blog Joined February 2008
Hong Kong1313 Posts
October 28 2009 12:31 GMT
#9
what buttfuckery is this? where is my video of barely dressed women? I barely see any women in that video, its just a sausage fagfest. Every time i look to the side to linger on the women the camera pans away.
~\(。◕‿‿◕。)/~,,,,,,,,>
MasterReY
Profile Blog Joined August 2007
Germany2708 Posts
October 28 2009 13:04 GMT
#10
when i read ur warning @ the beginning i immediately skipped everything to watch the last video.
after that i post this and will leave
https://www.twitch.tv/MasterReY/ ~ Biggest Reach fan on TL.net (Don't even dare to mention LR now) ~ R.I.P Violet ~ Developer of SCRChart
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quirinus
Profile Blog Joined May 2007
Croatia2489 Posts
October 28 2009 13:10 GMT
#11
Agree with the OP.

Guys, the text formatting represents and follows the content in a way, and I say it fits it perfectly.

5/5
All candles lit within him, and there was purity. | First auto-promoted BW LP editor.
nttea
Profile Blog Joined July 2008
Sweden4353 Posts
October 28 2009 13:26 GMT
#12
i just skipped to the end sorry
Hot_Bid
Profile Blog Joined October 2003
Braavos36402 Posts
October 28 2009 13:28 GMT
#13
yayyy honesttea

im slowly realizing for myself what you say here
@Hot_Bid on Twitter - ESPORTS life since 2010 - http://i.imgur.com/U2psw.png
Zoler
Profile Blog Joined June 2008
Sweden6339 Posts
October 28 2009 13:40 GMT
#14
Son... I am dissapoint
Lim Yo Hwan forever!
Pengu1n
Profile Blog Joined October 2004
United States552 Posts
October 28 2009 13:50 GMT
#15
wtf
thedeadhaji *
Profile Blog Joined January 2006
39489 Posts
October 28 2009 13:51 GMT
#16
I bought a $130 scarf and a $170 belt today.

FML.
Ingenol
Profile Blog Joined November 2008
United States1328 Posts
Last Edited: 2010-10-06 13:44:10
October 28 2009 14:39 GMT
#17
God the girls in that last video CANNOT DANCE.
29 fps
Profile Blog Joined March 2008
United States5725 Posts
October 28 2009 14:48 GMT
#18
On October 28 2009 23:39 Ingenol wrote:
God the Asian girls in that last video CANNOT DANCE. No wonder they like white guys over there.


i don't see how those two are related
4v4 is a battle of who has the better computer.
Equaoh
Profile Joined October 2008
Canada427 Posts
October 28 2009 14:52 GMT
#19
I sort of thought Ponyo was missing some of the wonder of other studio Ghibli movies. It did have some sweet wave-fish, though.
andiCR
Profile Blog Joined March 2008
Costa Rica2273 Posts
October 28 2009 16:22 GMT
#20
is there like, a TL WTF Award?
Nightmare1795 wrote: I played a guy in bronze who said he was Japanese. That was the only game I ever dropped a nuke, which was purely coincidental.
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