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Slaughter
Profile Blog Joined November 2003
United States20255 Posts
October 02 2009 07:50 GMT
#41
Just man up and be like Manifesto, surely you have heard his epic struggle with a far fiercer opponent.
Never Knows Best.
deL
Profile Blog Joined March 2009
Australia5540 Posts
October 02 2009 07:58 GMT
#42
Don't be a pussy it's just a wee grashopper, just catch it and let it go outside.
Gaming videos for fun ~ http://www.youtube.com/user/WijLopenLos
udgnim
Profile Blog Joined April 2009
United States8024 Posts
October 02 2009 08:08 GMT
#43
On October 02 2009 16:44 Pika Chu wrote:
Don't worry crickets don't bite, so it's hard to do anything to you even in your sleep :p.

Other than that, buy some insecticide and spray your room.


they definitely gnaw though


E-Sports is competitive video gaming with a spectator fan base. Do not take the word "Sports" literally.
Foucault
Profile Blog Joined May 2009
Sweden2826 Posts
October 02 2009 09:18 GMT
#44
On October 02 2009 11:24 phosphorylation wrote:
Show nested quote +
On October 02 2009 11:22 neobowman wrote:
What in interesting story.
Did you know, humans consume an average of 15 bugs in their sleep during their lifetime?


That the statistics include the Africans, South Americans, Filipinos, or what not, might have something to do with this.


Pretty much, yeah. Statistics are easily skewed
I know that deep inside of you there's a humongous set of testicles just waiting to pop out. Let 'em pop bro. //////////////////// AKA JensOfSweden // Lee Yoon Yeol forever.
foeffa
Profile Blog Joined August 2007
Belgium2115 Posts
October 02 2009 09:18 GMT
#45
On October 02 2009 11:47 EpiK wrote:
Show nested quote +
On October 02 2009 11:22 neobowman wrote:
What in interesting story.
Did you know, humans consume an average of 15 bugs in their sleep during their lifetime?

I swear every time someone states this bullshit statistic the number gets bigger..


Haha I was just thinking the same. Makes my skin crawl, and not with bugs.
觀過斯知仁矣.
Kaervek56
Profile Joined August 2008
Australia273 Posts
October 02 2009 09:44 GMT
#46
On October 02 2009 11:26 Megalisk wrote:
I generally like insects, I think they are pretty cool..but roaches..FUCK I hate roaches so bad!

Don't hate on roaches, they are awesome and are have lots of cool abilities.
Endrek
kidd
Profile Blog Joined November 2002
United States2848 Posts
October 02 2009 23:34 GMT
#47
On October 02 2009 11:39 jimminy_kriket wrote:
oh hai, sorry about getting soap everywhere


haha this made me smile
Hi
CharlieMurphy
Profile Blog Joined March 2006
United States22895 Posts
Last Edited: 2009-10-02 23:48:18
October 02 2009 23:44 GMT
#48
On October 02 2009 17:08 udgnim wrote:
Show nested quote +
On October 02 2009 16:44 Pika Chu wrote:
Don't worry crickets don't bite, so it's hard to do anything to you even in your sleep :p.

Other than that, buy some insecticide and spray your room.


they definitely gnaw though

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lJVuDX-wTSM&feature=related


from the info

A very strange kind of insect eating something on a road. We found it near the mediterranean border between France and Spain.
Me and a friend stopped our motorbikes to film it. The insect was eating another one like "him". It's horrible.


This is a locust before it morphs into one, they are known for being cannibals as well.



And if there is any insect in the world to fear it is locusts, they are as bad as a hurricane or some other natural disaster.
..and then I would, ya know, check em'. (Aka SpoR)
Duke
Profile Blog Joined May 2006
United States1106 Posts
October 02 2009 23:48 GMT
#49
it might be a cicada! those are mean
Freyr
Profile Blog Joined July 2004
United States500 Posts
Last Edited: 2009-10-03 02:41:29
October 03 2009 02:40 GMT
#50
On October 02 2009 13:32 ilovelosses wrote:
Show nested quote +
On October 02 2009 12:14 Freyr wrote:
I'm sure you're all right that it's made up - how could anyone measure that and why would they want to do so?

However it's not implausible at all that we inadvertently ingest insects and/or spiders - it's sort of funny how uncomfortable some people here are with the idea, particularly considering how insects are common in the diet of some cultures. I wonder if these same people are comfortable eating arthropods such as lobsters and shrimp?


It's completely implausible actually.


Hah, well now I'm convinced.

Please elaborate.

I'll do the same: Open mouth -> insect walks in -> swallow.

This is only one scenario of a number of possibilities. Exceptionally likely? Who knows, but with a small enough insect sure it's plausible. No one's suggesting you're going to accidentally choke down a goliath beetle or anything, (but feel free to try!).

I personally ingested an ant inadvertently as a small child, and I was awake, so surely it is possible while sleeping.

You may be being sarcastic of course, but there was no real place for it here so...
DivinO
Profile Blog Joined July 2009
United States4796 Posts
October 03 2009 02:46 GMT
#51
Damn, I hate that.

Sorry you have to deal with stuff like that...

I had a bug in my room once. It was a stinkbug, but kept flying around. Its wing buzzing noises drove me nuts.

So I grabbed a lighter and set it on fire. I felt horrible afterwards, but my anger outranked my guilt.
LiquipediaBrain in my filth.
DeSu
Profile Blog Joined September 2009
Australia91 Posts
October 03 2009 06:56 GMT
#52
use irradiate
Loanshark
Profile Blog Joined December 2008
China3094 Posts
October 03 2009 10:57 GMT
#53
On October 03 2009 15:56 DeSu wrote:
use irradiate


LOL
No dough, no go. And no mercy.
Boblion
Profile Blog Joined May 2007
France8043 Posts
Last Edited: 2009-10-03 11:38:53
October 03 2009 11:38 GMT
#54
Exalted's blog was better


Also large hobospiders are scarier than big crickets :<
fuck all those elitists brb watching streams of elite players.
Boblion
Profile Blog Joined May 2007
France8043 Posts
Last Edited: 2009-10-03 12:17:02
October 03 2009 11:52 GMT
#55
On October 03 2009 08:44 CharlieMurphy wrote:


Show nested quote +
A very strange kind of insect eating something on a road. We found it near the mediterranean border between France and Spain.
Me and a friend stopped our motorbikes to film it. The insect was eating another one like "him". It's horrible.


This is a locust before it morphs into one, they are known for being cannibals as well.


It isn't a locust. Most Locusts are herbivore and that's why they ruin crops in Africa.

This thing is completly different. It is some large katydids ( also know as bush-crickets even if they aren't real crickets. They aren't grasshopper either. )
The main difference with grasshopper/locusts is that they have longer antennas and are omnivore.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tettigoniidae

When i was a kid i caught one in the moutain ( a large specie living in the moutains in Southern France which was quite similar to the one in the vid except it was green ). I put it in a cage and i feeded it with dead flies, worms and some salad.
They have big mandible and although you won't bleed if they bite you, you can feel it.

The "stinger' they have is actually an harmless ovipositor for females.

Hope that could help.


edit: they are know as "sauterelles" in French. Some are small but some species can be as big as your thumb like the moffo in the vid.
fuck all those elitists brb watching streams of elite players.
Boblion
Profile Blog Joined May 2007
France8043 Posts
Last Edited: 2009-10-03 12:03:55
October 03 2009 12:02 GMT
#56
Oh and bugs are awesome although i hate non-salticidae spiders

[image loading]


\m/

Maratus volans ftw.
fuck all those elitists brb watching streams of elite players.
LordWeird
Profile Blog Joined November 2007
United States3411 Posts
October 03 2009 12:05 GMT
#57
I just have this image of you running around your room with a bottle of scrubbing bubbles(LOL) screaming some sort of war cry. It's great.
Chains none
Smada12345
Profile Joined October 2013
1 Post
October 28 2013 10:19 GMT
#58
Omg there was one in my shower this morning I jumped out and was like nope

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