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Why American prisons >>> hell itself

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JustQuitWarcraftIII
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United States679 Posts
Last Edited: 2009-09-28 02:26:06
September 28 2009 02:19 GMT
#1


I feel a chill down my spine.

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EvilTeletubby
Profile Blog Joined January 2004
Baltimore, USA22258 Posts
September 28 2009 02:25 GMT
#2
loooooooooool jesus.
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nofAcedAgent
Profile Blog Joined July 2007
United States952 Posts
Last Edited: 2009-09-28 02:27:06
September 28 2009 02:26 GMT
#3
EDIT: -Forget it I dont care-
motbob
Profile Blog Joined July 2008
United States12546 Posts
September 28 2009 02:28 GMT
#4
Note that this is only if you want drugs.
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[DUF]MethodMan
Profile Blog Joined September 2006
Germany1716 Posts
September 28 2009 02:29 GMT
#5
loool
Mastermind
Profile Blog Joined April 2008
Canada7096 Posts
September 28 2009 02:29 GMT
#6
an ass is cleaner than a vagina?
Monstah-_-
Profile Blog Joined September 2009
249 Posts
September 28 2009 02:31 GMT
#7
Lol.
you live in the woods and drink vodka
FragKrag
Profile Blog Joined September 2007
United States11554 Posts
September 28 2009 02:31 GMT
#8
haha
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Ingenol
Profile Blog Joined November 2008
United States1328 Posts
September 28 2009 02:31 GMT
#9
Here's a good spot to promote the legalization of drugs.
IntoTheWow
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is awesome32277 Posts
September 28 2009 02:54 GMT
#10
Wut
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BrodiaQ
Profile Blog Joined October 2008
United States892 Posts
September 28 2009 02:56 GMT
#11
On September 28 2009 11:29 Mastermind wrote:
an ass is cleaner than a vagina?


http://www.teamliquid.net/forum/viewmessage.php?topic_id=102323

Its debatable.
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Cambium
Profile Blog Joined June 2004
United States16368 Posts
September 28 2009 02:56 GMT
#12
... wow...?
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OmgIRok
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Taiwan2699 Posts
September 28 2009 02:56 GMT
#13
LOL
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PokePill
Profile Blog Joined March 2009
United States1048 Posts
September 28 2009 03:22 GMT
#14
I didnt know tossing salad originated in prison
da_head
Profile Blog Joined November 2008
Canada3350 Posts
September 28 2009 03:22 GMT
#15
good old americans...
*shudders*
When they see MC Probe, all the ladies disrobe.
Etherone
Profile Blog Joined November 2008
United States1898 Posts
September 28 2009 03:34 GMT
#16


here's the whole documentary for those interested
gumbum8
Profile Blog Joined December 2008
United States721 Posts
September 28 2009 03:35 GMT
#17
hoooolllyyyy fuck
I'm going to pretend that I didn't see that
And our legal system is absolutely perfect
but really, has anyone REALLY been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?
uglymoose89
Profile Blog Joined November 2008
United States671 Posts
September 28 2009 03:36 GMT
#18
yea, saw this awhile ago. A whole new meaning to not dropping the soap.....
Spike
Profile Joined October 2003
United States1392 Posts
September 28 2009 03:46 GMT
#19
Hmmmm, there are way worse prisons in other places so American prisons are only like the 1st level of hell.
Draconizard
Profile Joined October 2008
628 Posts
September 28 2009 03:52 GMT
#20
I never understood why American prisons were made so comfortable. No prisoner should have any personal effects, they should all wear standardized uniforms, and most importantly their time should be filled with hard, menial labor.
n.DieJokes
Profile Blog Joined November 2008
United States3443 Posts
September 28 2009 03:55 GMT
#21
I don't think I have the mental capacity to convince myself that an ass is a pussy...
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weaksauce
Profile Blog Joined March 2007
369 Posts
Last Edited: 2009-09-28 04:15:01
September 28 2009 04:12 GMT
#22
lol this is old

I remember highschool at least 8 years ago walking around with my friends saying

"You can get yo salad tossed with jelly or syrup, i prefer jelly"
even if he DID detect penis - cubEdin
AtlaS
Profile Blog Joined February 2009
United States1001 Posts
September 28 2009 04:16 GMT
#23
....ohhh god
I don't have mono anymore. Woooo!
Snet *
Profile Blog Joined September 2006
United States3573 Posts
September 28 2009 04:20 GMT
#24
Ewww man, what kind of pussies has he seen in his day to be able to say that?
jfazz
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Australia672 Posts
September 28 2009 04:26 GMT
#25
That was some frightening stuff...
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29 fps
Profile Blog Joined March 2008
United States5725 Posts
September 28 2009 04:37 GMT
#26
how do you know that hell isn't worse? there's gotta be things worse than that, for sure
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Polar_Nada
Profile Blog Joined June 2008
United States1548 Posts
September 28 2009 04:42 GMT
#27
ew wtf thats freaking messed up rofl.
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Epicfailguy
Profile Blog Joined August 2007
Norway893 Posts
September 28 2009 04:46 GMT
#28
On September 28 2009 12:52 Draconizard wrote:
I never understood why American prisons were made so comfortable. No prisoner should have any personal effects, they should all wear standardized uniforms, and most importantly their time should be filled with hard, menial labor.

Do you honestly mean this?
d3_crescentia
Profile Blog Joined May 2009
United States4054 Posts
September 28 2009 05:23 GMT
#29
didn't chris rock do a bit on this in bring the pain?
once, not long ago, there was a moon here
Divinek
Profile Blog Joined November 2006
Canada4045 Posts
September 28 2009 06:15 GMT
#30
On September 28 2009 13:20 Snet wrote:
Ewww man, what kind of pussies has he seen in his day to be able to say that?


Probably none for the last 10-20 years.
Never attribute to malice that which can be adequately explained by stupidity.
Oh goodness me, FOX tv where do you get your sight? Can't you keep track, the puck is black. That's why the ice is white.
CharlieMurphy
Profile Blog Joined March 2006
United States22895 Posts
September 28 2009 06:47 GMT
#31
What he was saying about debt in prison actually makes a lot of sense about how much homosexual shit happens. When someone is in debt to you, you either have to kill him or rape him or else you yourself will look like a bitch. So if you don't wanna kill a guy you gotta rape him. It's just the way of society in there. Pretty fucked up.
..and then I would, ya know, check em'. (Aka SpoR)
InToTheWannaB
Profile Joined September 2002
United States4770 Posts
September 28 2009 06:57 GMT
#32
i'll kill myself before i ever go to jail. I'm far to white and far to pretty to live there lol.
When the spirit is not altogether slain, great loss teaches men and women to desire greatly, both for themselves and for others.
Flicky
Profile Blog Joined December 2008
England2669 Posts
September 28 2009 12:02 GMT
#33
On September 28 2009 14:23 d3_crescentia wrote:
didn't chris rock do a bit on this in bring the pain?


I'm not sure if it was from Bring the Pain but he definetely told this story in one of his stand-ups.

If you think American prisons are soft, you've seen nothing like an English prison.

TV in your cell?
It's not that rare.
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K_ Takahashi
Profile Blog Joined July 2008
United States203 Posts
September 28 2009 12:06 GMT
#34
better not be committing any major crimes. If this happens to me for any unforeseeable reason I might assault a guard for solitary or something.
QuanticHawk
Profile Blog Joined May 2007
United States32113 Posts
September 28 2009 12:49 GMT
#35
East Jersey/Rahway Prison has some classy fellows
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jello_biafra
Profile Blog Joined September 2004
United Kingdom6639 Posts
September 28 2009 13:01 GMT
#36
As if being locked up with nothing to do for years on end wasn't bad enough.
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JustQuitWarcraftIII
Profile Blog Joined April 2008
United States679 Posts
September 28 2009 19:28 GMT
#37
They have some good soap bars in prison. I heard.
Foucault
Profile Blog Joined May 2009
Sweden2826 Posts
September 28 2009 19:33 GMT
#38
I lolled hard at this
I know that deep inside of you there's a humongous set of testicles just waiting to pop out. Let 'em pop bro. //////////////////// AKA JensOfSweden // Lee Yoon Yeol forever.
Foucault
Profile Blog Joined May 2009
Sweden2826 Posts
Last Edited: 2009-09-28 19:34:48
September 28 2009 19:34 GMT
#39
On September 28 2009 13:46 Epicfailguy wrote:
Show nested quote +
On September 28 2009 12:52 Draconizard wrote:
I never understood why American prisons were made so comfortable. No prisoner should have any personal effects, they should all wear standardized uniforms, and most importantly their time should be filled with hard, menial labor.

Do you honestly mean this?


Why the hell not? They're in prison for a reason man. Should we give them internet and blow too?
I know that deep inside of you there's a humongous set of testicles just waiting to pop out. Let 'em pop bro. //////////////////// AKA JensOfSweden // Lee Yoon Yeol forever.
CapO
Profile Blog Joined March 2007
United States1615 Posts
September 28 2009 23:02 GMT
#40
so, do italian mobsters get fucked in the ass, too? i can't imagine how the bigshots like john gotti, vincent gigante, and others could have been banged by other guys.

i'm assuming that there is a level of respect for new comers. for example, they're not gonna treat a new comer, who just killed a child, the same as a new comer, who used to be the boss of a crime family.
SNSD fan
DoctorHelvetica
Profile Blog Joined July 2008
United States15034 Posts
September 28 2009 23:04 GMT
#41
On September 28 2009 12:52 Draconizard wrote:
I never understood why American prisons were made so comfortable. No prisoner should have any personal effects, they should all wear standardized uniforms, and most importantly their time should be filled with hard, menial labor.


Our prisons are based on rehabilitation not punishment. Rehabilitation doesn't work though and punishment is purposeless.
RIP Aaliyah
ghostWriter
Profile Blog Joined January 2009
United States3302 Posts
September 28 2009 23:21 GMT
#42
On September 29 2009 08:04 DoctorHelvetica wrote:
Show nested quote +
On September 28 2009 12:52 Draconizard wrote:
I never understood why American prisons were made so comfortable. No prisoner should have any personal effects, they should all wear standardized uniforms, and most importantly their time should be filled with hard, menial labor.


Our prisons are based on rehabilitation not punishment. Rehabilitation doesn't work though and punishment is purposeless.


agreed. and it's all done on the taxpayer's dime. we should get some return from our investment.
Sullifam
Itachii
Profile Blog Joined April 2008
Poland12466 Posts
Last Edited: 2009-09-28 23:38:08
September 28 2009 23:36 GMT
#43
dont get this if you are going to jail
[image loading]


On September 28 2009 12:52 Draconizard wrote:
I never understood why American prisons were made so comfortable. No prisoner should have any personal effects, they should all wear standardized uniforms, and most importantly their time should be filled with hard, menial labor.


Austrian prison, talk about being in a 5star hotel
http://acidcow.com/index.php?newsid=79
La parole nous a été donnée pour déguiser notre pensée
MiniRoman
Profile Blog Joined September 2003
Canada3953 Posts
Last Edited: 2009-09-28 23:55:37
September 28 2009 23:54 GMT
#44
Pfft thats nothing compared to the violence of prison. You know they collect shit and piss in buckets and let it fester for weeks so when they want to attack someone, they dip their weapons in that gross ass bucket and then you get infected with a bunch of shit.

Prison brutal.

rofl, took me like 10 seconds to even realize that was a persons tattoo, crazy.
Nak Allstar.
Draconizard
Profile Joined October 2008
628 Posts
Last Edited: 2009-09-29 00:53:04
September 29 2009 00:51 GMT
#45
On September 28 2009 13:46 Epicfailguy wrote:
Show nested quote +
On September 28 2009 12:52 Draconizard wrote:
I never understood why American prisons were made so comfortable. No prisoner should have any personal effects, they should all wear standardized uniforms, and most importantly their time should be filled with hard, menial labor.

Do you honestly mean this?


Absolutely. Perhaps an argument can be made for those with light prison terms (<5 years), but for those with a long stay, particularly lifers, these conditions are adequate.

On September 29 2009 08:21 ghostWriter wrote:
Show nested quote +
On September 29 2009 08:04 DoctorHelvetica wrote:
On September 28 2009 12:52 Draconizard wrote:
I never understood why American prisons were made so comfortable. No prisoner should have any personal effects, they should all wear standardized uniforms, and most importantly their time should be filled with hard, menial labor.


Our prisons are based on rehabilitation not punishment. Rehabilitation doesn't work though and punishment is purposeless.


agreed. and it's all done on the taxpayer's dime. we should get some return from our investment.


Precisely. This is why those in prison should be put to work and at least earn some of their keep.
tirentu
Profile Blog Joined March 2009
Canada1257 Posts
September 29 2009 00:58 GMT
#46
On September 29 2009 08:36 Itachii wrote:

Austrian prison, talk about being in a 5star hotel
http://acidcow.com/index.php?newsid=79


I'd kill to get in there...
Jibba
Profile Blog Joined October 2007
United States22883 Posts
September 29 2009 01:47 GMT
#47
On September 29 2009 09:58 tirentu wrote:
Show nested quote +
On September 29 2009 08:36 Itachii wrote:

Austrian prison, talk about being in a 5star hotel
http://acidcow.com/index.php?newsid=79


I'd kill to get in there...

Well played.
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InToTheWannaB
Profile Joined September 2002
United States4770 Posts
September 29 2009 04:49 GMT
#48
On September 29 2009 08:02 CapO wrote:
so, do italian mobsters get fucked in the ass, too? i can't imagine how the bigshots like john gotti, vincent gigante, and others could have been banged by other guys.

i'm assuming that there is a level of respect for new comers. for example, they're not gonna treat a new comer, who just killed a child, the same as a new comer, who used to be the boss of a crime family.

Thanks too the History channels fantastic TV show "Gangland" I know the answer too this. John Gott payed protection money to the Aryan Brotherhood AKA The A.B., AKA The Brand. They are basicly the main White prision gang in the federal system. The AB is allied with the Mexican Mafia AKA La eme. The AB and la eme have joined togather to protect themself from the larger black inmate population and gangs. Like the Black gurrila family, the bloods, and the crips.
When the spirit is not altogether slain, great loss teaches men and women to desire greatly, both for themselves and for others.
Draconizard
Profile Joined October 2008
628 Posts
September 29 2009 05:41 GMT
#49
I guess Asians are just raped silly then?
thopol
Profile Blog Joined May 2008
Japan4560 Posts
Last Edited: 2009-09-29 06:50:18
September 29 2009 06:47 GMT
#50
I just watched the whole documentary. It wasn't particularly eye-opening but it was really grim.

EDIT:
On September 29 2009 08:36 Itachii wrote:

Austrian prison, talk about being in a 5star hotel
http://acidcow.com/index.php?newsid=79

That's partially how European countries are willing to consider aesthetics in public buildings. Public structures in the United States have been built at minimum cost for decades.
JustQuitWarcraftIII
Profile Blog Joined April 2008
United States679 Posts
September 29 2009 23:23 GMT
#51
On September 29 2009 13:49 InToTheWannaB wrote:
Show nested quote +
On September 29 2009 08:02 CapO wrote:
so, do italian mobsters get fucked in the ass, too? i can't imagine how the bigshots like john gotti, vincent gigante, and others could have been banged by other guys.

i'm assuming that there is a level of respect for new comers. for example, they're not gonna treat a new comer, who just killed a child, the same as a new comer, who used to be the boss of a crime family.

Thanks too the History channels fantastic TV show "Gangland" I know the answer too this. John Gott payed protection money to the Aryan Brotherhood AKA The A.B., AKA The Brand. They are basicly the main White prision gang in the federal system. The AB is allied with the Mexican Mafia AKA La eme. The AB and la eme have joined togather to protect themself from the larger black inmate population and gangs. Like the Black gurrila family, the bloods, and the crips.


Then John Gotti became overconfident about his own safety and stopped the payments. Therefore the AB secretly used a big black man to beat him badly as a warning. Gotti had no choice but to start paying his protection money again. Eventually he died from a neck cancer.
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