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KurtistheTurtle
Profile Blog Joined December 2008
United States1966 Posts
September 27 2009 21:23 GMT
#1
The last thing I remember doing last night before midnight is walking to a pre-party with a girl.

The next thing I remember is regaining my awareness doing push-ups to keep warm in the drunk tank at the local police station. I'm still piecing this together, but so far I've learned that I hijacked a cake, threw cake at everyone, and was generally incredibly belligerent. My acrobatic attempts rise with the amount of alcohol in my blood. Cops showed up and I had to be tasered not once, but twice before they could get me under control. I now have a MIP charge against me and a court date in a month. AND I got a badass black eye

I generally don't drink, let alone get hammered. I have an open container at parties and might sip from it, but I don't need to drink to have fun. Last night, the girl I was with wanted me completely hammered.

My game plan/questions:
1. I printed out a log sheet. I am going to go to several AA meetings before my court date so I can actually see how alcohol can affect peoples lives, and I'm also going to try to log as much community service hours as I can.

2. Should I tell my parents? Technically, my fraternity wasn't involved. It was a childhood friend who did this. I might make mistakes but I own up to them and improve. This is a mistake I'm not sure I want them knowing about. I don't know if my home address is notified, because if it is I'm kinda effed and I should tell them immediately.

3. Basically, this is my first offense of any kind. I have never been to court, and I'm wondering what I should do. I'm an eagle scout and otherwise good student/person, so I figure if I seem honestly remorseful and show that I have learned from this experience the judge won't be too harsh.

4. Attorney? I'm sure as hell not hiring anybody.

5. Pre-pay fines and just don't deal w/ it?

Any advice is appreciated. I'm looking to lose the least amount of money.



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“Reject your sense of injury and the injury itself disappears."
BuGzlToOnl
Profile Blog Joined November 2006
United States5918 Posts
September 27 2009 21:28 GMT
#2
If you want to make God laugh, tell Him your plans.
Agavond
Profile Blog Joined December 2007
448 Posts
September 27 2009 21:34 GMT
#3
Why does this sound familar? Oh yeah because someone from TL received a DUI, and had to appear in court.
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Heyoka
Profile Blog Joined March 2008
Katowice25012 Posts
September 27 2009 21:45 GMT
#4
Whats MIP?
@RealHeyoka | ESL / DreamHack StarCraft Lead
Frits
Profile Joined March 2003
11782 Posts
September 27 2009 21:47 GMT
#5
On September 28 2009 06:45 heyoka wrote:
Whats MIP?


minor in possession of alcohol

which is hilarious to me because in my country the legal drinking age is 16 and the OP is 18, sucks to be him lol
Ganfei
Profile Blog Joined August 2008
Taiwan1439 Posts
Last Edited: 2009-09-27 21:52:40
September 27 2009 21:52 GMT
#6
Pay the fines, do whatever community service the judge assigns you, be contrite. Judge probably sees a trillion kids in your position, he isn't gonna sentence you to death row. Tell your parents if they are the kind of people you've had an honest relationship with before or you think it's ok (can't tell you whether or not to do this without being you). Do your time, don't worry about it. A MIP isn't going to sink you, nobody will care, it's nothing on your record.
You are crushing me like a cheese sandwich
Aurious
Profile Blog Joined April 2006
Canada1772 Posts
September 27 2009 21:58 GMT
#7
On September 28 2009 06:47 Frits wrote:
Show nested quote +
On September 28 2009 06:45 heyoka wrote:
Whats MIP?


minor in possession of alcohol

which is hilarious to me because in my country the legal drinking age is 16 and the OP is 18, sucks to be him lol

In the US it's 21
Carnivorous Sheep
Profile Blog Joined November 2008
Baa?21243 Posts
September 27 2009 22:02 GMT
#8
Ah, white people and their drinking ages...

No drinking age in China ftw.

Good luck OP, it shouldn't be that big of a deal hopefully :o
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Heyoka
Profile Blog Joined March 2008
Katowice25012 Posts
Last Edited: 2009-09-27 22:04:36
September 27 2009 22:03 GMT
#9
iirc when a friend of mine got one of these his parents were notified by the police the next morning but I have no idea if that is part of the law or just local policy or what

Given that you're going to court it seems unlikely they won't find out eventually so you should probably tell them. Its also likely you're going to need to hire someone.

The charge itself is no big deal, in Wisconsin it gets taken off your record if you don't get into trouble for the next year or two
@RealHeyoka | ESL / DreamHack StarCraft Lead
McFly
Profile Blog Joined November 2008
United States116 Posts
September 27 2009 22:14 GMT
#10
Also probably done in other states but, I know in Wisconsin they put that crap in the newspaper if your 18+ so, if your university is close to your parents they will find out.
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Carnivorous Sheep
Profile Blog Joined November 2008
Baa?21243 Posts
September 27 2009 22:18 GMT
#11
On September 28 2009 07:14 McFly wrote:
Also probably done in other states but, I know in Wisconsin they put that crap in the newspaper if your 18+ so, if your university is close to your parents they will find out.

Wait seriously? Sounds like a horrible violation of basic privacy and rights...
TranslatorBaa!
gumbum8
Profile Blog Joined December 2008
United States721 Posts
September 27 2009 22:53 GMT
#12
On September 28 2009 07:18 Carnivorous Sheep wrote:
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On September 28 2009 07:14 McFly wrote:
Also probably done in other states but, I know in Wisconsin they put that crap in the newspaper if your 18+ so, if your university is close to your parents they will find out.

Wait seriously? Sounds like a horrible violation of basic privacy and rights...

America
but really, has anyone REALLY been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?
LordWeird
Profile Blog Joined November 2007
United States3411 Posts
September 27 2009 22:53 GMT
#13
On September 28 2009 07:18 Carnivorous Sheep wrote:
Show nested quote +
On September 28 2009 07:14 McFly wrote:
Also probably done in other states but, I know in Wisconsin they put that crap in the newspaper if your 18+ so, if your university is close to your parents they will find out.

Wait seriously? Sounds like a horrible violation of basic privacy and rights...


Yeah. Where I live all the crimes people have been accused for/convicted of get published. All of that stuff is/should be public knowledge. As for minors I'm pretty sure it is not mentioned.
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Nitrogen
Profile Blog Joined February 2008
United States5345 Posts
September 27 2009 22:55 GMT
#14
yeah for minors they never mention their name, but for everyone over 18 their name is included.
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Carnivorous Sheep
Profile Blog Joined November 2008
Baa?21243 Posts
September 27 2009 23:12 GMT
#15
That sounds really weird to me, I don't thin Colorado had that...?
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Sadistx
Profile Blog Joined February 2009
Zimbabwe5568 Posts
Last Edited: 2009-09-27 23:21:45
September 27 2009 23:20 GMT
#16
You wouldn't be this guy by any chance would you?

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A3iL3r0n
Profile Blog Joined October 2002
United States2196 Posts
Last Edited: 2009-09-28 00:00:36
September 27 2009 23:59 GMT
#17
You took two tazer shots? Badass dude.

I'm pretty sure Jaedong couldn't do that.
My psychiatrist says I have deep-seated Ragneuroses :(
tirentu
Profile Blog Joined March 2009
Canada1257 Posts
September 28 2009 00:27 GMT
#18
On September 28 2009 08:59 A3iL3r0n wrote:
You took two tazer shots? Badass dude.

I'm pretty sure Jaedong couldn't do that.


After his Lasik he will be able to.
Hell, he'll be able to kill you with his MIND after the Korean scientists are done with him.
ShaperofDreams
Profile Blog Joined December 2008
Canada2492 Posts
September 28 2009 01:29 GMT
#19
On September 28 2009 09:27 tirentu wrote:
Show nested quote +
On September 28 2009 08:59 A3iL3r0n wrote:
You took two tazer shots? Badass dude.

I'm pretty sure Jaedong couldn't do that.


After his Lasik he will be able to.
Hell, he'll be able to kill you with his MIND after the Korean scientists are done with him.



Hahaha, I'm pissed that the legal drinking age is 19 in Canada (I'm 18)

Get this: I can get married, drive an automobile, join the military, but I can't get into a bar...wtf.

Bitches don't know about my overlord. FUCK OFF ALDARIS I HAVE ENOUGH PYLONS. My Balls are as smooth as Eggs.
chrisb
Profile Joined September 2009
1 Post
September 28 2009 02:11 GMT
#20
its 18 in alberta, sucka
Deleted User 3420
Profile Blog Joined May 2003
24492 Posts
September 28 2009 02:46 GMT
#21
lmao
FragKrag
Profile Blog Joined September 2007
United States11552 Posts
September 28 2009 03:02 GMT
#22
19 age sounds kinda weird.

drinking age at 21 is really lame though :|
*TL CJ Entusman #40* "like scissors does anything to paper except MAKE IT MORE NUMEROUS" -paper
weaksauce
Profile Blog Joined March 2007
369 Posts
September 28 2009 04:11 GMT
#23
If you have insurance maybe see a doctor to make sure the multiple tazings did not affect your heart or other vital organs.
even if he DID detect penis - cubEdin
AtlaS
Profile Blog Joined February 2009
United States1001 Posts
September 28 2009 04:14 GMT
#24
AA meetings are really good. the people there are very down to earth and very welcoming just as long you come in with a good attitude. go to a few of them and just see what you think. worst comes to worst- it looks good for when you go to court.
I don't have mono anymore. Woooo!
KurtistheTurtle
Profile Blog Joined December 2008
United States1966 Posts
September 28 2009 04:23 GMT
#25
On September 28 2009 13:11 weaksauce wrote:
If you have insurance maybe see a doctor to make sure the multiple tazings did not affect your heart or other vital organs.

i would have been dead long long ago if i had any health issues
“Reject your sense of injury and the injury itself disappears."
ShaperofDreams
Profile Blog Joined December 2008
Canada2492 Posts
September 28 2009 04:36 GMT
#26
On September 28 2009 11:11 chrisb wrote:
its 18 in alberta, sucka

Nice first post, Bro.

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Bitches don't know about my overlord. FUCK OFF ALDARIS I HAVE ENOUGH PYLONS. My Balls are as smooth as Eggs.
Divinek
Profile Blog Joined November 2006
Canada4045 Posts
September 28 2009 07:30 GMT
#27
On September 28 2009 13:23 KurtistheTurtle wrote:
Show nested quote +
On September 28 2009 13:11 weaksauce wrote:
If you have insurance maybe see a doctor to make sure the multiple tazings did not affect your heart or other vital organs.

i would have been dead long long ago if i had any health issues


He said affect, not like compounded on top of an old health issue. Tazers can create entirely new problems.
Never attribute to malice that which can be adequately explained by stupidity.
Oh goodness me, FOX tv where do you get your sight? Can't you keep track, the puck is black. That's why the ice is white.
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