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Diggity
Profile Blog Joined September 2007
United States806 Posts
Last Edited: 2009-09-06 02:59:53
September 05 2009 21:38 GMT
#1
So Ma Jae Yoon had so many fans watching him play that they had to pull into another room to address the crowd by television. He showed them how to 2 hatch muta, and all the progressions of the 3 hatch build.

Someone asked about the Kingdom of Zerg.

Ma Jae Yoon explained by example. To be the Kingdom of Zerg is like trying to max as fast as possible with a single starting drone on a random map.

Some drones end up on blizzard maps. Usually there is no buildable ground so they just sit there until the vultures kill them.

Some drones plant down on a double gas expansion. Although the user is able to tech quickly, he can't stop the early marine push for lack of minerals.

Some drones plant down at hard to defend natural expansions. The user becomes so caught up with fending off early attacks that he never bothers to expand.

Still other drones plant down hatcheries at protected natural expansions on Loki II and Gods Garden. From a solid defense and ample minerals they expand the creep planting down 2, 4 sometimes even 12 additional hatcheries.

Ma Jae Yoon then said "He who has ears to hear, let him hear. The secret to being the Kingdom of Zerg has been given to you"

update edit:

for those lost : Mark 4:1-11

***
motbob
Profile Blog Joined July 2008
United States12546 Posts
September 05 2009 21:44 GMT
#2
+ Show Spoiler +
This thread is going places.

It is easier to fit a zealot between a supply depot and barracks than it is for (Z)YellOw to enter the kingdom of God. Or win on OSL.
ModeratorGood content always wins.
cgrinker
Profile Blog Joined December 2007
United States3824 Posts
September 05 2009 21:50 GMT
#3
That was the most epic thing I have ever read. Looks like I've got a new quote.


Also Bisu suxxor
miseiler
Profile Blog Joined October 2008
United States1389 Posts
September 05 2009 21:53 GMT
#4
That was bizarre. And awesome.
"Jinro soo manly wearing only a T-Shirt while the Koreans freeze in their jackets" -- Double_O
"He's from Sweden, man. We have to fight polar bears on our way to school." -- Yusername
fanatacist
Profile Blog Joined August 2007
10319 Posts
September 05 2009 21:54 GMT
#5
~_~

Did not have much relevance to what having a Kingdom of Zerg means... Was also pessimistic lol.
Peace~
vRoOk
Profile Blog Joined January 2009
United States1024 Posts
September 05 2009 22:02 GMT
#6
Woot go Diggity!

Ma Ja Yoon <3
Breaking Bad
Leg[end]
Profile Blog Joined May 2009
United States241 Posts
September 05 2009 22:02 GMT
#7
You get 5 stars
Legends Never Die ;;
Diggity
Profile Blog Joined September 2007
United States806 Posts
September 05 2009 22:21 GMT
#8
Did not have much relevance to what having a Kingdom of Zerg means... Was also pessimistic lol.


+ Show Spoiler +
http://www.teamliquid.net/tlpd/players/20_Kingdom
XsebT
Profile Blog Joined June 2009
Denmark2980 Posts
Last Edited: 2009-09-05 23:23:02
September 05 2009 23:10 GMT
#9
My life for Auir, but that gospel was quite amazing.
화이팅
EGMachine
Profile Blog Joined February 2006
United States1643 Posts
September 05 2009 23:21 GMT
#10
Diggity is amazing, 5 star's.
I'm like, the coolest
Saracen
Profile Blog Joined December 2007
United States5139 Posts
September 05 2009 23:24 GMT
#11
Sorry, but ...what?
Misrah
Profile Blog Joined February 2008
United States1695 Posts
September 05 2009 23:33 GMT
#12
Ok i am trying for the life of me to try and get this figured out- but really i was never one for parables.
A thread vaguely bashing SC2? SWARM ON, LOW POST COUNT BRETHREN! DEFEND THE GLORIOUS GAME THAT IS OUR LIVELIHOOD
Pieguy314
Profile Blog Joined November 2008
Canada262 Posts
September 05 2009 23:36 GMT
#13
lol nice references

Jaedong does not live on Mutalisks alone.
asdfasdf
Pyrrhuloxia
Profile Blog Joined May 2008
United States6700 Posts
Last Edited: 2009-09-06 00:00:43
September 05 2009 23:44 GMT
#14
On September 06 2009 08:36 Pieguy314 wrote:
lol nice references

Jaedong does not live on Mutalisks alone.

If your Guardians cause you to sin, cut them out! It is better to win the Proleague final with no Guardians than to burn in the fire of Proleague Gehenna.
BuGzlToOnl
Profile Blog Joined November 2006
United States5918 Posts
September 05 2009 23:53 GMT
#15
If you want to make God laugh, tell Him your plans.
motbob
Profile Blog Joined July 2008
United States12546 Posts
September 06 2009 00:01 GMT
#16
And Bisu said, "Everyone who comes to me, and hears my words, and does them, I will show you who he is like. He is like a progamer building a nexus, who warped in a forge, and laid his nexus at his natural. When the swarm arose, the zerglings broke against that nexus, and could not shake it, because it was defended by cannons. But he who hears, and doesn’t do, is like a man who built a nexus on Tears of the Moon, against which zerglings rushed, and killed, and the ruin of that protoss was great.
ModeratorGood content always wins.
Snet *
Profile Blog Joined September 2006
United States3573 Posts
September 06 2009 00:03 GMT
#17
I don't get it.
KurtistheTurtle
Profile Blog Joined December 2008
United States1966 Posts
September 06 2009 00:17 GMT
#18
And sayeth Bisu, "Thou shall build the nexus after a pylon, but before two cannons. Not four cannons, not one cannon, but two cannons. Two cannons is the number that shall be built, and the number of cannons that shall be built is two. Three is sometimes ok, but five is right out."
“Reject your sense of injury and the injury itself disappears."
freelander
Profile Blog Joined December 2004
Hungary4707 Posts
September 06 2009 00:20 GMT
#19
On September 06 2009 09:03 Snet wrote:
I don't get it.


I guess you have a great portion of classical knowledge
And all is illuminated.
ryuu_
Profile Blog Joined April 2009
United States1266 Posts
September 06 2009 00:28 GMT
#20
+ Show Spoiler +
5 stars cause you're Diggety and I love your commentaries


haha nice references indeed.
♣ Jaedong. Stork. Bisu. Calm. NaDa. SC2: Sen, MKP, DRG, MMA, Grubby, NonY, Ret, Jinro, TLO, Sheth, HayprO, Zenio,Taeja,Snute, Sea, Rain, MC,Squirtle,Stephano,Parting ,Life, and HEROOOOO <3
Icysoul
Profile Joined December 2007
Canada254 Posts
September 06 2009 00:39 GMT
#21
This thread wins, that was epic
Diggity
Profile Blog Joined September 2007
United States806 Posts
September 06 2009 00:46 GMT
#22
And Bisu said, "Everyone who comes to me, and hears my words, and does them, I will show you who he is like. He is like a progamer building a nexus, who warped in a forge, and laid his nexus at his natural. When the swarm arose, the zerglings broke against that nexus, and could not shake it, because it was defended by cannons. But he who hears, and doesn’t do, is like a man who built a nexus on Tears of the Moon, against which zerglings rushed, and killed, and the ruin of that protoss was great.


Nice motbob
Diggity
Profile Blog Joined September 2007
United States806 Posts
Last Edited: 2009-09-06 03:00:15
September 06 2009 02:58 GMT
#23
updated for those not knowing what is going on
Carnivorous Sheep
Profile Blog Joined November 2008
Baa?21245 Posts
September 06 2009 03:00 GMT
#24
I approve.
TranslatorBaa!
fanatacist
Profile Blog Joined August 2007
10319 Posts
September 06 2009 05:44 GMT
#25
On September 06 2009 07:21 Diggity wrote:
Show nested quote +
Did not have much relevance to what having a Kingdom of Zerg means... Was also pessimistic lol.


+ Show Spoiler +
http://www.teamliquid.net/tlpd/players/20_Kingdom

I am well aware of who Kingdom is. It is still irrelevant.
Peace~
Musoeun
Profile Blog Joined March 2009
United States4324 Posts
September 06 2009 05:57 GMT
#26
To everything these is a season, and a time for every tactic in the metagame;
A time to be produced, and a time to die;
A time to mine, and a time to spend that money;
A time to kill, and a time to heal (unless thou playest Vanilla);
A time to hydra-break, and a time to rebuild;
A time to cry like a little girl, and a time to perform a ceremony;
A time to take another silver, and a time to be a champion;
A time to waste units, and a time to micro like a god;
A time for exuberance, and a time for the CJ face;
A time to win, and a time to lose;
A time to turtle, and a time to all-in;
A time to attack, and a time to defend;
A time to be stoic, and a time for bm;
A time to love this game, and a time to hate DTs;
A time of war, and a time to gg.
Don't Shoot the Penguins. | Dance, 성은, dance! | Killer FanKlub | Action sucks. | Storm Terran hwaiting.
MoRe_mInErAls
Profile Blog Joined November 2007
Canada1210 Posts
Last Edited: 2009-09-06 09:08:29
September 06 2009 09:08 GMT
#27
On September 06 2009 09:01 motbob wrote:
And Bisu said, "Everyone who comes to me, and hears my words, and does them, I will show you who he is like. He is like a progamer building a nexus, who warped in a forge, and laid his nexus at his natural. When the swarm arose, the zerglings broke against that nexus, and could not shake it, because it was defended by cannons. But he who hears, and doesn’t do, is like a man who built a nexus on Tears of the Moon, against which zerglings rushed, and killed, and the ruin of that protoss was great.


On September 06 2009 09:17 KurtistheTurtle wrote:
And sayeth Bisu, "Thou shall build the nexus after a pylon, but before two cannons. Not four cannons, not one cannon, but two cannons. Two cannons is the number that shall be built, and the number of cannons that shall be built is two. Three is sometimes ok, but five is right out."


The (P)Bisu quotes are so good. Cheers!
DivinO
Profile Blog Joined July 2009
United States4796 Posts
September 06 2009 15:59 GMT
#28
Well spoken, Diggity.
LiquipediaBrain in my filth.
Athos
Profile Blog Joined February 2008
United States2484 Posts
September 06 2009 16:47 GMT
#29
I originally thought the Kingdom of Zerg referred to a Zerg who could macro fast like Kingdom. Completely threw me off the trail. In context its pretty awesome though.
Funnytoss
Profile Blog Joined August 2007
Taiwan1471 Posts
September 07 2009 00:29 GMT
#30
This thread is awesome.
AIV_Funnytoss and sGs.Funnytoss on iCCup
AzureEye
Profile Blog Joined December 2008
United States1360 Posts
Last Edited: 2009-09-07 01:14:53
September 07 2009 01:14 GMT
#31
Ma Jae Yoon, our Lord and the (Z)sAviOr, who is ever vigilant of the suffering of the swarm, will protect his children all in due time. For all who believeth in him will be saved by his son, (Z)Jaedong, who will correct the sinful nature of the maps and punish those who perform faithless duties such as cheese and murderous bunker rushes. Thou who are punished will be sent to thy destiny, forever known as slump.

James 3:8-12
Terrans who whine: http://www.teamliquid.net/blogs/viewblog.php?topic_id=107788
fanatacist
Profile Blog Joined August 2007
10319 Posts
Last Edited: 2009-09-07 01:33:33
September 07 2009 01:32 GMT
#32
The Terran Bible

You shall make walls to better protect yourself.

You shall then make tanks that fire interplanetary explosives that kill many units with one hit, and damage all those around your target.

You shall position these tanks in the most obnoxious of places, and prevent the enemy from approaching said place by placing invisible homing missile mini-nukes in the ground that leads to said place.

You shall then use the fastest unit in the game to run by all defenses and successfully lay mines behind them to prevent them from saving their priceless peons, which die in 2 hits, whereas yours have 150% of their health.

You shall utilize the invincible combination of marines and medics to destroy an infinite stream of any Zerg unit because your units are effectively immortal.

You shall push forward with tanks at a pace of one centimeter per minute by unsieging one and putting it in front of the previous, repeating this leapfrogging motion until you arrive at their base and kill all their probes from behind a cliff in one volley of shots.

You shall complain when you lose that the other races take no skill to play and are by nature inferior to yours, and ignore the fact that you have multiple nuclear weapons AND a list of superior players in any era of the history of the game of Star.
Peace~
Carnivorous Sheep
Profile Blog Joined November 2008
Baa?21245 Posts
September 07 2009 01:40 GMT
#33
Terran makes me raaaaaage.
TranslatorBaa!
AzureEye
Profile Blog Joined December 2008
United States1360 Posts
September 07 2009 02:12 GMT
#34
On September 07 2009 10:32 fanatacist wrote:
The Terran Bible

You shall make walls to better protect yourself.

You shall then make tanks that fire interplanetary explosives that kill many units with one hit, and damage all those around your target.

You shall position these tanks in the most obnoxious of places, and prevent the enemy from approaching said place by placing invisible homing missile mini-nukes in the ground that leads to said place.

You shall then use the fastest unit in the game to run by all defenses and successfully lay mines behind them to prevent them from saving their priceless peons, which die in 2 hits, whereas yours have 150% of their health.

You shall utilize the invincible combination of marines and medics to destroy an infinite stream of any Zerg unit because your units are effectively immortal.

You shall push forward with tanks at a pace of one centimeter per minute by unsieging one and putting it in front of the previous, repeating this leapfrogging motion until you arrive at their base and kill all their probes from behind a cliff in one volley of shots.

You shall complain when you lose that the other races take no skill to play and are by nature inferior to yours, and ignore the fact that you have multiple nuclear weapons AND a list of superior players in any era of the history of the game of Star.


AMEN Brother
Terrans who whine: http://www.teamliquid.net/blogs/viewblog.php?topic_id=107788
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