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Foucault
Profile Blog Joined May 2009
Sweden2826 Posts
Last Edited: 2009-09-04 17:40:41
September 04 2009 17:36 GMT
#1
So my life was meh this saturday (when I lost my expensive phone) and I didn't know whether or not I could finish my last term of school this fall, so I was naturally a bit anxious about it.

http://www.teamliquid.net/blogs/viewblog.php?topic_id=100943

Now, I've gotten over my phone...it's still just money after all. I've also started school again + I have a couple thousand bucks to my name thanks to ez summer job. Thank you good sirs.

So it was first day of class today and I'm gonna write a scientific paper for like until x-mas. Also I'm in a new class since I've taken a year off to study psychology, so I'm sociology/psychology major. Anyways...

So we're like 50 people in a room and I ask the professor (really cool guy btw, he had a shirt with a skeleton holding a gun to it's head on it, and some shit written in german), I ask the professor to tell me who I should write my paper with, becasuse you gotta be 2 people in a group.

This SUPER FUCKING HOT girl next to me doesn't have a partner and I'm like FUCK. So after class I slide up to her, straight back, and ask her if she's got a partner. God, she looks really good like top 1 percentile of the female population. I get a little bit nervous, I'm not usually nervous around good looking females, but this girl... She looks almost perfect tbh. Brown long hair, super beautiful face, body etc. I'm rambling due to her hotness now....

So she gave me her mail and we're gonna mail some ideas back and forth this weekend for a paper topic. I was like "I was gonna get your number, but my phone is missing" and the second after that I was like "why the fuck did you say that you fucking asshat, she thinks you're hitting on her god"

yeah, that's about it.



**
I know that deep inside of you there's a humongous set of testicles just waiting to pop out. Let 'em pop bro. //////////////////// AKA JensOfSweden // Lee Yoon Yeol forever.
parkerprocise
Profile Blog Joined June 2009
61 Posts
September 04 2009 17:42 GMT
#2
who cares if you are hitting on her. Girls don't give a fuck. If anything they like it. Unless you are a monster.....
Foucault
Profile Blog Joined May 2009
Sweden2826 Posts
Last Edited: 2009-09-04 17:49:01
September 04 2009 17:43 GMT
#3
On September 05 2009 02:42 parkerprocise wrote:
who cares if you are hitting on her. Girls don't give a fuck. If anything they like it. Unless you are a monster.....


Yeah a really beautiful girl might like it if a guy has the guts to hit on her in a classy way


And I'm definately not a monster lol
I know that deep inside of you there's a humongous set of testicles just waiting to pop out. Let 'em pop bro. //////////////////// AKA JensOfSweden // Lee Yoon Yeol forever.
NonFactor
Profile Blog Joined January 2009
Sweden698 Posts
September 04 2009 17:48 GMT
#4
Battle Plan:

Get a new phone.

Take pics with the phone of your superhot friend.

Post em here.

Anyways, good job!
ghostWriter
Profile Blog Joined January 2009
United States3302 Posts
Last Edited: 2009-09-04 17:49:12
September 04 2009 17:48 GMT
#5
Don't think too much into it. People tend to make the mistake of over-thinking stuff when it might actually be nothing. What is your paper about and what class is it for?

Also, ask her if she's single ^^
Sullifam
Foucault
Profile Blog Joined May 2009
Sweden2826 Posts
September 04 2009 17:53 GMT
#6
I'm not sure what to think of her. She's really into social work and all that and still is strikingly beautiful, its weird lol

BE BEAUTIFUL OR SMART NOT BOTH

my guy logic tells me.


Ghostwriter: yeah no kidding, people are spending way too much time inside their own heads. Well my last paper was about the history of psychiatry, 20th century up until now. So I'm thinking the new one could possibly be on contemporary psychiatry. The thing with defining who's "normal" and who's "ill" is so interesting and is much more complex than one would think at first
I know that deep inside of you there's a humongous set of testicles just waiting to pop out. Let 'em pop bro. //////////////////// AKA JensOfSweden // Lee Yoon Yeol forever.
Saracen
Profile Blog Joined December 2007
United States5139 Posts
September 04 2009 17:58 GMT
#7
Don't give it too much thought. It didn't sound to me like you were hitting on her, since you two were partnered up to begin with, and getting her number is a really convenient way to keep in contact, for the paper or whatever else. Good luck!
Foucault
Profile Blog Joined May 2009
Sweden2826 Posts
September 04 2009 18:06 GMT
#8
Yeah I dunno, I think women pick up on alot of subtle stuff like eye contact, smiling etc. But yeah I'm really not thinking about it before I wrote this blog. But if we partner up...damn I'm gonna spend alot of time with her, I wonder what would happen...
I know that deep inside of you there's a humongous set of testicles just waiting to pop out. Let 'em pop bro. //////////////////// AKA JensOfSweden // Lee Yoon Yeol forever.
NonY
Profile Blog Joined June 2007
8751 Posts
September 04 2009 18:07 GMT
#9
rofl kid you so giddy. calm yourself
"Fucking up is part of it. If you can't fail, you have to always win. And I don't think you can always win." Elliott Smith ---------- Yet no sudden rage darkened his face, and his eyes were calm as they studied her. Then he smiled. 'Witness.'
eXigent.
Profile Blog Joined February 2007
Canada2419 Posts
September 04 2009 18:30 GMT
#10
On September 05 2009 03:06 Foucault wrote:
Yeah I dunno, I think women pick up on alot of subtle stuff like eye contact, smiling etc. But yeah I'm really not thinking about it before I wrote this blog. But if we partner up...damn I'm gonna spend alot of time with her, I wonder what would happen...


probably nothing. Guys are always thinking about banging whatever chick they talk to, but in her mind im sure it's just 100% towards the assignment, and nothing towards you at all. Control the hormones lol
L
Profile Blog Joined January 2008
Canada4732 Posts
September 04 2009 18:46 GMT
#11
You wrote a fairly long blog post to initiate a long brag which ends in you telling us you asked for a girl's number.

Okay.

RPF v2.
The number you have dialed is out of porkchops.
kidd
Profile Blog Joined November 2002
United States2848 Posts
September 04 2009 18:47 GMT
#12
Sounds like an easy in to get to know this girl. Take it slow and then make a move and then obviously post pics later
Hi
Piy
Profile Blog Joined January 2008
Scotland3152 Posts
September 04 2009 18:54 GMT
#13
Y'know in some countries, writing a psychology paper together means you're married.

Words of truth though: attractive people DO make everything better. Fact.

My. Copy. Is. Here.
1n5an1ty
Profile Blog Joined August 2009
United States22 Posts
September 04 2009 18:59 GMT
#14
wat about attractive people that are jerks?
Adun Toridas
Achromic
Profile Blog Joined September 2009
773 Posts
September 04 2009 19:00 GMT
#15
On September 05 2009 03:54 Piy wrote:
Y'know in some countries, writing a psychology paper together means you're married.

Words of truth though: attractive people DO make everything better. Fact.



LOL.

Yeah, I don't know how to respond to this topic. Um... Good for you?
Blah
caldo149
Profile Blog Joined April 2009
United States469 Posts
September 04 2009 19:04 GMT
#16
On September 05 2009 03:30 eXigent. wrote:
Show nested quote +
On September 05 2009 03:06 Foucault wrote:
Yeah I dunno, I think women pick up on alot of subtle stuff like eye contact, smiling etc. But yeah I'm really not thinking about it before I wrote this blog. But if we partner up...damn I'm gonna spend alot of time with her, I wonder what would happen...


probably nothing. Guys are always thinking about banging whatever chick they talk to, but in her mind im sure it's just 100% towards the assignment, and nothing towards you at all. Control the hormones lol


this is sooo true, chicks can be so clueless about this unless you give them some idea what you're thinking about. That is, if you even want to go there.. =P
Hellions are my homeboys
PokePill
Profile Blog Joined March 2009
United States1048 Posts
September 04 2009 19:07 GMT
#17
pics or negged man
get her facebook or something
Foucault
Profile Blog Joined May 2009
Sweden2826 Posts
September 04 2009 19:08 GMT
#18
Haha, I don't have any hormones raging, too old for that

And it's not a brag. I guess the people who call it bragging are obnoxious nerds themselves

Currently I'm at my friends house. I'm the only guy here with 6 women. Be jealous PLEASE
I know that deep inside of you there's a humongous set of testicles just waiting to pop out. Let 'em pop bro. //////////////////// AKA JensOfSweden // Lee Yoon Yeol forever.
DreaM)XeRO
Profile Blog Joined December 2008
Korea (South)4667 Posts
September 04 2009 19:09 GMT
#19
On September 05 2009 04:08 Foucault wrote:
Haha, I don't have any hormones raging, too old for that

And it's not a brag. I guess the people who call it bragging are obnoxious nerds themselves

Currently I'm at my friends house. I'm the only guy here with 6 women. Be jealous PLEASE

pics or it never happened
xD
cw)minsean(ru
Foucault
Profile Blog Joined May 2009
Sweden2826 Posts
Last Edited: 2009-09-04 19:10:44
September 04 2009 19:10 GMT
#20
On September 05 2009 04:07 PokePill wrote:
pics or negged man
get her facebook or something


Oh yeah, good idea.

I'm really not this giddy about women in general but this girl is fiiiiiiine
I know that deep inside of you there's a humongous set of testicles just waiting to pop out. Let 'em pop bro. //////////////////// AKA JensOfSweden // Lee Yoon Yeol forever.
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