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Roffles *
Profile Blog Joined April 2007
Pitcairn19291 Posts
Last Edited: 2009-08-17 21:07:48
August 17 2009 20:27 GMT
#1
When I log into TL every day, I typically browse around first, see what went on the night before in tournaments, read translations of winners interviews, and then check around the rest of the site. However, there reaches a point where it gets kinda dull cause nothing new's out typically during the day.

So where do I go in order to entertain myself? The Automated Ban List. Nearing 200 pages of pure comedy. The staff comments on each ban are just hilarious. I'd like to quote LastRomantic's message to me when I got temp banned for bashing his beloved YellOw: "You do NOT fuck with KONG." Seeing stuff like that makes reading the ban list worthwhile.

However, most of the times we don't get to see which posts triggered a ban or which series of posts led to a ban. Which is something I'd like to see. It makes it 100x better if a link to a thread or a more detailed explanation is included with most bans. "Don't be a troll" or "Your posts suck" are great to read, but it's better when you can actually see what type of stupid things they've posted.

I'd like to thank LokiM for my blog material, as his ban came with a link to yet another pointless post of his. Doesn't it make your day seeing a complete moron get banned? One that you've seen around the forums and have wondered, "Why isn't this guy gone yet?" It's also nice seeing posters with locked or nuked icons. Makes you wanna search for more of his posts.

But to the point of this blog: I wanna see why each person got banned. "I have my reasons" is meh. Sharing is caring. =)

****
God Bless
fanatacist
Profile Blog Joined August 2007
10319 Posts
August 17 2009 20:30 GMT
#2
Check out GrobyC's blog about the ban list (search: ban).
Peace~
fanatacist
Profile Blog Joined August 2007
10319 Posts
August 17 2009 20:31 GMT
#3
And yea a lot of the bans are fucking priceless and I feel good reading about them, especially when it is a well-known moron.
Peace~
Naib
Profile Blog Joined November 2004
Hungary4904 Posts
August 17 2009 20:40 GMT
#4
One of my most favourite activities on the site is being up-to-date with the Automated Ban List. Whenever I see someone banned on LP, it makes me sad that there's no such thing over there.
Complete the cycle!
anderoo
Profile Blog Joined March 2008
Canada1876 Posts
August 17 2009 20:42 GMT
#5
there's nothing more satisfying than seeing a poster that really irritates you on the ban list
^^
arb
Profile Blog Joined April 2008
Noobville17922 Posts
August 17 2009 20:43 GMT
#6
Just knowing LokiM is banned makes me know the TL staff are doing their job
Artillery spawned from the forges of Hell
Husky
Profile Blog Joined May 2009
United States3362 Posts
August 17 2009 20:58 GMT
#7
I've been pretty excited about a couple of the more recent bans.

Who will say that about me if I get banned?
Commentaries: youtube.com/HuskyStarcraft
Etherone
Profile Blog Joined November 2008
United States1898 Posts
August 17 2009 20:59 GMT
#8
On August 18 2009 05:31 fanatacist wrote:
And yea a lot of the bans are fucking priceless and I feel good reading about them, especially when it is a well-known moron.

+ Show Spoiler [ I love chill] +

Racenilatr was just temp banned for 90 days by Chill.


I agree more of these bans should have a link to the hysterical content that got these individuals banned in the first place.
not needed on race we all know why he was banned.
GoShox
Profile Blog Joined December 2007
United States1845 Posts
August 17 2009 21:04 GMT
#9
On August 18 2009 05:43 arb wrote:
Just knowing LokiM is banned makes me know the TL staff are doing their job


But of course the iCCup admins are still ahead, because they went all the way and banned his city!
Empyrean
Profile Blog Joined September 2004
17070 Posts
August 17 2009 21:05 GMT
#10
Because he tried to make an alternate account?
Moderator
Last Romantic
Profile Blog Joined June 2006
United States20666 Posts
Last Edited: 2009-08-17 21:17:41
August 17 2009 21:17 GMT
#11
Reading the MIR version is infinitely more amusing.

It is the thing I miss most from my moderating days.
ㅋㄲㅈㅁ
Etherone
Profile Blog Joined November 2008
United States1898 Posts
August 17 2009 21:18 GMT
#12
On August 18 2009 06:05 Empyrean wrote:
Because he tried to make an alternate account?


you clearly have not been reading anything posted by this gentleman.

it's kind of like when Raithed was banned, we all know WHY, it doesn't matter what the excuse was.
Naib
Profile Blog Joined November 2004
Hungary4904 Posts
August 17 2009 21:29 GMT
#13
On August 18 2009 06:17 Last Romantic wrote:
Reading the MIR version is infinitely more amusing.

It is the thing I miss most from my moderating days.


Is it that good? Should I try to contribute and get myself a nice moddy username? If it's that fun, I'd give it a shot!
Complete the cycle!
Empyrean
Profile Blog Joined September 2004
17070 Posts
August 17 2009 22:01 GMT
#14
On August 18 2009 06:18 Etherone wrote:
Show nested quote +
On August 18 2009 06:05 Empyrean wrote:
Because he tried to make an alternate account?


you clearly have not been reading anything posted by this gentleman.

it's kind of like when Raithed was banned, we all know WHY, it doesn't matter what the excuse was.


I was in the thread.

Except in the closed forum the official reason for his ban was trying to make alternate accounts
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Eatme
Profile Blog Joined June 2003
Switzerland3919 Posts
August 17 2009 22:43 GMT
#15
I love "The Automated Ban List" and I often try to search for some post if a user gets an extra comical or interesting goodbyenote from the mods. Unforunately the search function does not function very well so it's kinda hard to find posts.
Favourite moment in time was when Carlodajin made new accounts and the mods seemed to have a race to ban them.
I have the best fucking lawyers in the country including the man they call the Malmis.
HeaDStrong
Profile Blog Joined January 2009
Scotland785 Posts
August 17 2009 22:43 GMT
#16
the autoban list is one of the first things i check out when on TL there's also a lot of good read in the closed threads section.
Night[Mare
Profile Blog Joined December 2004
Mexico4793 Posts
August 17 2009 22:48 GMT
#17
at least they comment on bans now, before they were just banned
Teamliquidian townie
SonuvBob
Profile Blog Joined October 2006
Aiur21550 Posts
August 17 2009 23:01 GMT
#18
On August 18 2009 05:31 fanatacist wrote:
And yea a lot of the bans are fucking priceless and I feel good reading about them, especially when it is a well-known moron.

On November 12 2008 03:40 TL.net Bot wrote:
fanatacist was just Temp banned for 30 days by SonuvBob.

That account was created on 2007-08-26 06:39:10 and had 3692 posts.

Reason: There are just so many reason to ban you, I wouldn't know where to begin.

+ Show Spoiler +
<3
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fanatacist
Profile Blog Joined August 2007
10319 Posts
August 17 2009 23:04 GMT
#19
Yo you took that whole WW2/Romania shit way too seriously I suspect you are Romanian

fag

<3
Peace~
ghostWriter
Profile Blog Joined January 2009
United States3302 Posts
Last Edited: 2009-08-17 23:17:31
August 17 2009 23:14 GMT
#20
On August 18 2009 05:27 Roffles wrote:
But to the point of this blog: I wanna see why each person got banned. "I have my reasons" is meh. Sharing is caring. =)


Agreed. But if you're curious enough, you can ask the mod who did it and if they're feeling generous, they might tell you. Either that or you can search for their username and check their last few posts because it's almost certainly going to be within five.

The self-requested ones are always a bit of a let-down though.

But the ke422azn4 ban was awesome. Kennigit is the shit.
Sullifam
SanguineToss
Profile Blog Joined August 2009
Canada815 Posts
August 18 2009 00:04 GMT
#21
I just spent a good hour reading through that list and had some pretty good laughs.

one of the funnier ones IMO

Fuck was just banned by Arbiter[frolix].

That account was created on 2009-07-04 17:11:16 and had 1 posts.

Reason: Yeah... fuck. Right.
JWD
Profile Blog Joined October 2007
United States12607 Posts
Last Edited: 2009-08-18 00:31:14
August 18 2009 00:30 GMT
#22
The Automated Ban List is one of those TL perks that you'll only learn about (and truly appreciate) after you've been an active member for a little while. It's a good way to keep up on TL drama.
✌
LosingID8
Profile Blog Joined December 2006
CA10835 Posts
August 18 2009 00:35 GMT
#23
On August 18 2009 09:30 JWD wrote:
The Automated Ban List is one of those TL perks that you'll only learn about (and truly appreciate) after you've been an active member for a little while. It's a good way to keep up on TL drama.

this is true.

also like LR mentioned, the MiR version is really funny sometimes.
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Clasic
Profile Blog Joined January 2009
Bosnia-Herzegovina1437 Posts
August 18 2009 01:11 GMT
#24
yeah dude i hate lokim too
No no no no its not mine!
foeffa
Profile Blog Joined August 2007
Belgium2115 Posts
August 18 2009 02:45 GMT
#25
I check it at least once a day, funny stuff and it's good to see some douchebags banned. ^_^
觀過斯知仁矣.
SonuvBob
Profile Blog Joined October 2006
Aiur21550 Posts
August 18 2009 03:28 GMT
#26
On August 18 2009 08:04 fanatacist wrote:
Yo you took that whole WW2/Romania shit way too seriously I suspect you are Romanian

fag

<3

There's like 50 Romanians who are never coming back to this site thanks to you. :p
Administrator
Grobyc
Profile Blog Joined June 2008
Canada18410 Posts
August 18 2009 03:35 GMT
#27
fanatacist already mentioned my blog, so that's basically my opinion haha. I love bans ^_^
If you watch Godzilla backwards it's about a benevolent lizard who helps rebuild a city and then moonwalks into the ocean.
fanatacist
Profile Blog Joined August 2007
10319 Posts
August 18 2009 16:27 GMT
#28
On August 18 2009 12:28 SonuvBob wrote:
Show nested quote +
On August 18 2009 08:04 fanatacist wrote:
Yo you took that whole WW2/Romania shit way too seriously I suspect you are Romanian

fag

<3

There's like 50 Romanians who are never coming back to this site thanks to you. :p

Good?

Why didn't I get a star?
Peace~
MrHoon *
Profile Blog Joined April 2008
10183 Posts
August 19 2009 02:43 GMT
#29
Lag was just temp banned for 1 week by Hot_Bid.

That account was created on 2009-03-04 00:41:24 and had 16 posts.

Reason: I don't know who you are. I don't know what you want. If you want to troll, I can tell you I have no patience for that. But what I do have are a very particular set of skills; skills I have acquired over a very long moderation career. Skills that make me a nightmare for people like you. If you stop the stupidity now, that'll be the end of it. I will not look for you, I will not pursue you. But if you don't, in one week, I will look for you, I will find you, and I will ban you.

lol <3 hotbid

dats racist
Avidkeystamper
Profile Blog Joined June 2008
United States8556 Posts
August 19 2009 02:46 GMT
#30
Wow, the ban list has been pushed down the furthest I've seen in a long time. I refuse to believe TL is clean.
Jaedong
SonuvBob
Profile Blog Joined October 2006
Aiur21550 Posts
August 19 2009 02:48 GMT
#31
No, there's just been a ton of terrible, but not banworthy, threads lately.
Administrator
QuanticHawk
Profile Blog Joined May 2007
United States32157 Posts
August 19 2009 13:44 GMT
#32
I think one of my faves was when rpf got banned for inciting riots
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TheAntZ
Profile Blog Joined January 2009
Israel6248 Posts
August 19 2009 14:30 GMT
#33
HARUKI was just banned by Kennigit.

That account was created on 2009-08-08 10:10:09 and had 10 posts.

Reason: Previously banned user. If you try this again we will come to your house and ban you in the face.


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43084 | Honeybadger: "So july, you're in the GSL finals. How do you feel?!" ~ July: "HUNGRY."
StorrZerg
Profile Blog Joined February 2008
United States13921 Posts
August 19 2009 15:16 GMT
#34
man thats what i do when i log on
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