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Liquid`Jinro
Profile Blog Joined September 2002
Sweden33719 Posts
June 03 2009 02:57 GMT
#1
I ran into this ad today on the subway.
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You can't see it in this picture, but it's advertising something called the "Orgasmatron Headscratcher". I believe there were some lines about "Indescribable pleasure", and possibly something involving vibrations, I'm too tired to recall exactly.

Yes.
I nearly started laughing right there, I guess despite living here all my life I'm not used to this weirdness.

Here's a blog-post by an american living in sweden, which saves me the trouble telling you anything more:
http://welcometosweden.blogspot.com/2009/05/orgasmic-advertisements-in-stockholm.html

I love this country.

Maybe I should convince TL to sell these a la progaming shirts... Ok going to sleep, just remembered about this and had to share.
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Grobyc
Profile Blog Joined June 2008
Canada18410 Posts
June 03 2009 03:01 GMT
#2
LOL WTF

Haha I don't see ads like that here in Canada =/
Kinda want to travel to Sweden one day actually.
If you watch Godzilla backwards it's about a benevolent lizard who helps rebuild a city and then moonwalks into the ocean.
SK.Testie
Profile Blog Joined January 2007
Canada11084 Posts
June 03 2009 03:03 GMT
#3
Orgasmatron was my nickname in high school.
Social Justice is a fools errand. May all the adherents at its church be thwarted. Of all the religions I have come across, it is by far the most detestable.
Raithed
Profile Blog Joined May 2007
China7078 Posts
June 03 2009 03:03 GMT
#4
only in sweden, LOL.
AlTheCake
Profile Blog Joined October 2008
Canada1071 Posts
June 03 2009 03:04 GMT
#5
Hahaha oh wow.

I never see anything interesting/funny here :p
FragKrag
Profile Blog Joined September 2007
United States11552 Posts
June 03 2009 03:06 GMT
#6
Motorhead had an album called "Orgasmatron"

Pretty awesome album imo.
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Ftrunkz
Profile Blog Joined April 2007
Australia2474 Posts
June 03 2009 03:38 GMT
#7
im 99% sure we've had those in aus for ages .
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DeathByMonkeys
Profile Blog Joined March 2008
United States742 Posts
June 03 2009 03:41 GMT
#8
On June 03 2009 12:03 MYM.Testie wrote:
Orgasmatron was my nickname in high school.


Lol well played sir, well played.
benjammin
Profile Blog Joined August 2008
United States2728 Posts
June 03 2009 03:43 GMT
#9
fyi, the orgasmatron name came from Sleeper, which is one of the funniest movies ever made, but the same idea also appeared in Barbarella, the craziest movie ever
wash uffitizi, drive me to firenze
s_side
Profile Joined May 2009
United States700 Posts
June 03 2009 04:06 GMT
#10
I'm planning a trip to Scandinavia after I graduate. Not sure I could ever live there, however. Mean personal income tax of 45%+?? I'll pass.
deathgod6
Profile Blog Joined January 2008
United States5064 Posts
June 03 2009 04:09 GMT
#11
On June 03 2009 12:03 MYM.Testie wrote:
Orgasmatron was my nickname in high school.

Because you had an orgasm everyday in the school bathroom while masturbating?
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HamerD
Profile Blog Joined January 2008
United Kingdom1922 Posts
June 03 2009 04:14 GMT
#12
On June 03 2009 13:09 deathgod6 wrote:
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On June 03 2009 12:03 MYM.Testie wrote:
Orgasmatron was my nickname in high school.

Because you had an orgasm everyday in the school bathroom while masturbating?

hahahaha lovely
"Oh no, we've drawn Judge Schneider" "Is that bad?" "Well, he's had it in for me ever since I kinda ran over his dog" "You did?" "Yeah...if you replace the word *kinda* with *repeatedly*...and the word *dog* with son"
cgrinker
Profile Blog Joined December 2007
United States3824 Posts
June 03 2009 04:14 GMT
#13
On June 03 2009 13:09 deathgod6 wrote:
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On June 03 2009 12:03 MYM.Testie wrote:
Orgasmatron was my nickname in high school.

Because you had an orgasm everyday in the school bathroom while masturbating?


I'll handle this one Testie,

Actually, your mom gave him that nickname. BUURRRRRRN!!!

Lol jk
pachi
Profile Joined October 2006
Melbourne5338 Posts
June 03 2009 04:15 GMT
#14
On June 03 2009 12:03 MYM.Testie wrote:
Orgasmatron was my nickname in high school.


were you studying at the high school at the time or just visiting
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FuDDx *
Profile Blog Joined October 2002
United States5008 Posts
June 03 2009 04:15 GMT
#15
On June 03 2009 13:09 deathgod6 wrote:
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On June 03 2009 12:03 MYM.Testie wrote:
Orgasmatron was my nickname in high school.

Because you had an orgasm everyday in the school bathroom while masturbating?


A special ed student in my High school got busted not once not twice but FIVE times in one year.Pulling his own chain in the library bathroom.
https://www.facebook.com/pages/Balloon-Man-FuDD/237447769616965?ref=hl
KO_SharpMind
Profile Joined January 2009
Canada277 Posts
June 03 2009 04:24 GMT
#16
lol, wow this is hilarious, i've never seen stuff like this in canada lol
Act the way you'd like to be, and soon you'll be the way you act.
R3condite
Profile Joined August 2008
Korea (South)1541 Posts
June 03 2009 04:28 GMT
#17
On June 03 2009 13:09 deathgod6 wrote:
Show nested quote +
On June 03 2009 12:03 MYM.Testie wrote:
Orgasmatron was my nickname in high school.

Because you had an orgasm everyday in the school bathroom while masturbating?

ohhh ouch
ggyo...
jodogohoo
Profile Blog Joined March 2008
Canada2533 Posts
June 03 2009 04:30 GMT
#18
On June 03 2009 13:28 R3condite wrote:
Show nested quote +
On June 03 2009 13:09 deathgod6 wrote:
On June 03 2009 12:03 MYM.Testie wrote:
Orgasmatron was my nickname in high school.

Because you had an orgasm everyday in the school bathroom while masturbating?

ohhh ouch

wtf? i masterbate in the bathroom everyday? whats wrong with that?
MarklarMarklar
Profile Blog Joined August 2007
Fiji1823 Posts
June 03 2009 04:30 GMT
#19
that thing feels really good tho, i have one.

a really good stoner toy, feels orgasmic when you're baked. And that guy says blablabla about fingernails, it's like ticking yourself. You cant.

hello there
Mastermind
Profile Blog Joined April 2008
Canada7096 Posts
June 03 2009 04:38 GMT
#20
I thought it was didlo, but was disappointed. This would of been better if it was what I thought it was.
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