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Perguvious
Profile Blog Joined November 2008
United States1783 Posts
March 26 2009 07:40 GMT
#1
There are lots of joke threads on this site, but most of them are old ):

I was wondering if we could start a new one, one with actively updated jokes

Here, I'll even start!

What do you call four Hispanics sinking in quicksand?

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cuatro cinco
esla_sol
Profile Blog Joined September 2008
United States756 Posts
Last Edited: 2009-03-26 07:42:46
March 26 2009 07:42 GMT
#2
pretty lame joke to start off of a thread. ill kick it up a few notches.

what do you say to a girl with a black eye?
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nothing you aint already told her twice


what do bricks and fat women have in common?
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at some point, mexicans with lay them
omfghi2u2
Profile Blog Joined February 2008
United States831 Posts
March 26 2009 07:54 GMT
#3
how do they tie shoes in germany?
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in nazis
fonger
Profile Blog Joined March 2006
United Kingdom1218 Posts
March 26 2009 08:06 GMT
#4
god this is awful o_o
michaelnorth
Profile Joined March 2009
Australia1 Post
March 26 2009 08:15 GMT
#5
This isn't Stormfront yo ^^
{CC}StealthBlue
Profile Blog Joined January 2003
United States41117 Posts
March 26 2009 08:19 GMT
#6
On March 26 2009 16:54 omfghi2u2 wrote:
how do they tie shoes in germany?
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in nazis



I chuckled.
"Smokey, this is not 'Nam, this is bowling. There are rules."
LxRogue
Profile Blog Joined March 2007
United States1415 Posts
March 26 2009 08:21 GMT
#7
Abortion, it brings out the kid in you.
{CC}StealthBlue
Profile Blog Joined January 2003
United States41117 Posts
March 26 2009 08:26 GMT
#8
On March 26 2009 17:21 LxRogue wrote:
Abortion, it brings out the kid in you.


What the fuck is wrong with you?
"Smokey, this is not 'Nam, this is bowling. There are rules."
ShloobeR
Profile Blog Joined April 2008
Korea (South)3820 Posts
March 26 2009 08:30 GMT
#9
this is a particularly unfunny thread : (
: o )
deathgod6
Profile Blog Joined January 2008
United States5064 Posts
March 26 2009 08:32 GMT
#10
Those racist jokes aren't funny. Besides, the previous racist joke threads were closed.
4.0 GPA = A rank 5.0 GPA = Olympic --------- Bisu, Best, Fantasy. i ♥ oov. They can get in my BoxeR anyday.
Lucktar
Profile Joined July 2008
United States526 Posts
March 26 2009 08:35 GMT
#11
This thread fails.
NaDa, much, ZerO fighting!
Ftrunkz
Profile Blog Joined April 2007
Australia2474 Posts
March 26 2009 08:36 GMT
#12
On March 26 2009 17:06 fonger wrote:
god this is awful o_o

this has been the funniest thing in the whole thread so far
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Railz
Profile Joined July 2008
United States1449 Posts
March 26 2009 08:36 GMT
#13
Well, I suppose in the spirit of bad jokes..

Knock knock
whose there?
9/11
9/11 who?
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You said you'd never forget!


/sigh.

Once you go black
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You want your test results back


v._.)
Did the whole world just get a lot smaller and go whooosh?_-` Number 0ne By.Fantasy Fanatic!
EvilTeletubby
Profile Blog Joined January 2004
Baltimore, USA22258 Posts
March 26 2009 08:41 GMT
#14
Fail.
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