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Dutch
Profile Joined February 2006
Canada110 Posts
December 06 2008 22:27 GMT
#1
What style do you use to pick-up/deal with women and what are your results?

My style is basically the take no crap cut them style. Basically I am able to pick-up a lot of women which I refer to as my roster. I have a 1 strike out system which basically means I cut a girl after one mistake (example cancelling plans, or displaying some other unworthy behaviour). This causes me to have a very high turnover rate. I may be talking to 5 women one month and 5 different others the next. If I had to give my style one name I'd call it next, because unlike a lot of guys I realize I can always get more. And no matter hot the girl she will always feel like I am the star of the relationship.

I have some friends with some different styles.
Friend one in a word is persistence. Once he starts talking to any girl he will harrass the shit out of her. If he sees her pulling away he goes even harder. A lot of girls (as they should) find it extremely annoying but he has gotten a lot of girls because of it still.

Then there is friend two in a word is closer. He has the uncanny ability to meet a girl bang her/make her fall in love with him really really fast. Once he gets them he drags them out for months, slowly they get less and less of his time. The funny thing thought is they are love and don't break up with him, he actually totally cuts them off when he's done with it.

So what is your style? What are the pros and cons of it. I'm curious because I really believe every guy needs to play on their strengths if they can identify them.
Not Dutch
fusionsdf
Profile Blog Joined June 2006
Canada15390 Posts
December 06 2008 22:31 GMT
#2
I pop my collar and do awesome poses
my favorites are "heeeeyy" "wazzup?" or "how you doin?" for pickup lines

See, I'm an alpha male and bitches be all over my shit
SKT_Best: "I actually chose Protoss because it was so hard for me to defeat Protoss as a Terran. When I first started Brood War, my main race was Terran."
cz
Profile Blog Joined August 2007
United States3249 Posts
Last Edited: 2008-12-06 22:53:43
December 06 2008 22:33 GMT
#3
I am feeling so empty right now—my girl won’t give me any cash, (she says she’s broke) she’s a liar ..a fat liar her dad can go **** a barnyard animal. He hates me cus im a poker player and im ”no good for his daughter” im like shes no good for me cant u see how fat she is and how fat she will become? Shut him right up, plus I said if he didn’t treat me nicer I would talk her into leaving his fat ass in this state, then who’s gonna take his sheep to market????? Ahahahahah. OWNED.

Cus my g/f is pregnant she thinks she can order me around??? Im like no bitch, go get your own ******g pickles. What kinda psycho-hose-beast wants a ****ing pickle. Shes like “awww, but ive got a craving, then bursts into tears im like WTF don’t try that **** on me, my father never hugged me. Im like look, gimmie $75 so I can get us back living the high life ON FT, shes like whats FT, im like “SAY IM A STUPID BITCH” shes like “I hate you...i hate you...i ha” then she did this weird grunt fell over sideways on the couch and did this really loud sobs that bellowed out into the house. I was thinking she sounded like a water buffalo or perhaps a hittototamus but I didn’t want to make her more mad until I had got me a bankroll (atleast 25nl im not playing with the crotch monkeys) So Im like just give me 300 for poker and through her tears and red eyes shes like thats how we ended up in this mess we aren’t even gonna be able to afford formula when the baby comes im like but you have big tits and can breast feed till the baby is old enough to eat spaghetti...she started blubbing again, she said I can have 25 but thats all she got, im like WTF cant do **** with 25, shes like thats all I got im like **** you then i’ll make my own money and sell some body organs, so I go google that Shi* (apparently cant sell eyes but check this shi* out...

After reading yesterday's Herald on the call by a Canberra specialist to legalise the sale of kidneys in Australia, Mr Gill, 44, called the paper, seeking to place an advertisement for one of his kidneys for $50,000.

IM like whoaaaa, thats nosebleeds, noseeeeeeebleeds and I start getting excited and my girl asks whats the fuss, im like don’t talk to me while I play poker. So a bad day turned out quite good, hopefully will have 50k soon,and finally have a roll I can be proud of..i went upstairs about 4am and my girl was snoring but I tried my luck she was like EWWWWWWWWWWWWWw U stink just cus I aintt showered in mad long she said I smell “musty” Im like you should smell your pu**y. I went to sleep with grind on the mind

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http://forumserver.twoplustwo.com/54/poker-beats-brags-variance/beat-busto-my-girl-wont-stake-me-342422/
DownMaxX
Profile Joined August 2008
Canada1311 Posts
December 06 2008 22:33 GMT
#4
Are you serious?

I met my girlfriend in high school due to similar interests and we've been happily together 2 years. No.. uh.. "style".
parasite
geometryb
Profile Blog Joined November 2005
United States1249 Posts
December 06 2008 22:38 GMT
#5
stalking.

i have been unsuccessful so far.
decafchicken
Profile Blog Joined January 2005
United States20152 Posts
December 06 2008 22:38 GMT
#6
I like to go up to girls and tell them how big my e-penis is. They hop on that shit so fast i get mad hotties yo.

but really, my preferred style is roofies, but if i'm out of those i go with ghb. My philosophy is no means yes and yes means twice. if they don't respond they're fair game.
how reasonable is it to eat off wood instead of your tummy?
cz
Profile Blog Joined August 2007
United States3249 Posts
Last Edited: 2008-12-06 22:42:07
December 06 2008 22:41 GMT
#7
btw brahs if u take CELL-TECH you'll be HYUUUUUUUUUGE and gurlz will be all over ur ripped muscle fibraz

i take 6 scoops a day for testosterone boostin alphapowers
inReacH
Profile Blog Joined August 2008
Sweden1612 Posts
December 06 2008 22:45 GMT
#8
The turnover rate for this website is pretty high too..
cz
Profile Blog Joined August 2007
United States3249 Posts
December 06 2008 22:48 GMT
#9
On December 07 2008 07:45 inReacH wrote:
The turnover rate for this website is pretty high too..


one mistake and the mods give up on you
HeadBangaa
Profile Blog Joined July 2004
United States6512 Posts
December 06 2008 22:48 GMT
#10
Nobody makes love to me better than me.
People who fail to distinguish Socratic Method from malicious trolling are sadly stupid and not worth a response.
cz
Profile Blog Joined August 2007
United States3249 Posts
December 06 2008 22:50 GMT
#11
On December 07 2008 07:48 HeadBangaa wrote:
Nobody makes love to me better than me.


fleshlight?
H
Profile Blog Joined July 2007
New Zealand6138 Posts
December 06 2008 22:52 GMT
#12
This thread is hella fresh.
[iHs]HCO | のヮの | pachi & plexa ownz | RIP _
GHOSTCLAW
Profile Blog Joined February 2008
United States17042 Posts
December 06 2008 22:57 GMT
#13
On December 07 2008 07:52 H_ wrote:
This thread is hella fresh.


uhhh..norcal much?
PhotographerLiquipedia. Drop me a pm if you've got questions/need help.
HamerD
Profile Blog Joined January 2008
United Kingdom1922 Posts
December 06 2008 23:18 GMT
#14
man i love these threads on a pro sc news site
"Oh no, we've drawn Judge Schneider" "Is that bad?" "Well, he's had it in for me ever since I kinda ran over his dog" "You did?" "Yeah...if you replace the word *kinda* with *repeatedly*...and the word *dog* with son"
KaasZerg
Profile Joined November 2005
Netherlands927 Posts
December 06 2008 23:19 GMT
#15
High turnover rate?
http://www.liquidpoker.net/poker-forum/410813/Looks_or_Game_.html
Liquid`Drone
Profile Joined September 2002
Norway28747 Posts
December 06 2008 23:19 GMT
#16
ROFL
Moderator
BanZu
Profile Blog Joined June 2008
United States3329 Posts
Last Edited: 2008-12-06 23:23:38
December 06 2008 23:23 GMT
#17
On December 07 2008 07:57 GHOSTCLAW wrote:
Show nested quote +
On December 07 2008 07:52 H_ wrote:
This thread is hella fresh.


uhhh..norcal much?

Socal?
Sun Tzu once said, "Defiler becomes useless at the presences of a vessel."
garmule2
Profile Joined March 2006
United States376 Posts
December 06 2008 23:29 GMT
#18
Guys who need a 'style' aren't doing it right, and waste alot of time and/or end up married to someone they hate.

You can't take looking for a real girlfriend as some sort of skill, game, or process. Unless you are absolutely and truly 100% yourself, you will end up with someone who matches an incorrect version of you. Chances are, the person you end up with using your 'game' was using a 'game' too, so you both chose each other based on false impressions. You'll @#@* hate each other. 50% divorce rate in a culture where we are ultra-encouraged to lie about ourselves to others? I wonder why.

You may HATE this idea but all you can really do is pursue your interests socially. Go to LAN parties. Go to nerd conventions. Perhaps, for your interests and personality, your ideal girl is actually a fat ugly nerd. Who cares? Stay inside alot, and play Starcraft together!
The dangers of poor typing skills can be evinced by the dire parable about the hungry boy who accidentally ate a luscious red Yamato, and promptly died.
jjun212
Profile Joined December 2004
Canada2208 Posts
December 06 2008 23:29 GMT
#19
My style is simple.

I look them in the eye and if I get a nice response, I just introduce myself and see where it goes from there. Nice and simple.

If I don't get a return look, well then I just move on... 'cause if you try, it might turn into a creeper move.
DrainX
Profile Blog Joined December 2006
Sweden3187 Posts
December 06 2008 23:34 GMT
#20
On December 07 2008 08:29 garmule2 wrote:
Guys who need a 'style' aren't doing it right, and waste alot of time and/or end up married to someone they hate.

You can't take looking for a real girlfriend as some sort of skill, game, or process. Unless you are absolutely and truly 100% yourself, you will end up with someone who matches an incorrect version of you. Chances are, the person you end up with using your 'game' was using a 'game' too, so you both chose each other based on false impressions. You'll @#@* hate each other. 50% divorce rate in a culture where we are ultra-encouraged to lie about ourselves to others? I wonder why.

You may HATE this idea but all you can really do is pursue your interests socially. Go to LAN parties. Go to nerd conventions. Perhaps, for your interests and personality, your ideal girl is actually a fat ugly nerd. Who cares? Stay inside alot, and play Starcraft together!

truth
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