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ldrA
Profile Blog Joined October 2008
United States5 Posts
October 22 2008 21:59 GMT
#1
This past Saturday instead of staying in like I usually do I decided to go out with some of my clanmates. We went out to a restaurant and ate some food which tasted alright. Afterwards, I think around 10:00 or so, Li Hyeong (Choya) said he wanted to have some fun by getting massages so we went a couple blocks over to some creepy old building.

I don't know why I went, it sounded kind of boring and I wanted to practice more but they dragged me along. I entered and the place smelled really bad, but the masseuses were very pretty. I paid the lady at the front and one of the ladies took me to the back while my clanmates stood their grinning. She was very attractive at 5'4" and around 185 pounds with a very cute face. I lied down on the table and she started massaging me and after a few minutes she leaned over and kissed me. My body got tense and I felt really awkward at that point and told her to stop but she wouldn't.. anyways to cut a long story short, I think I had sex with the lady.

These past few days have been horrible. I can't stop thinking about her and my play is really suffering. My coach keeps yelling at me and my performance is just abysmal. I was thinking about buying her a gift but am unsure what to get her? Where should I take her out to on a date?
JudgeMathis
Profile Blog Joined July 2006
Cuba1286 Posts
October 22 2008 22:03 GMT
#2
You think you had sex with her? Lol.
Benching 225 is light weight. Soy Cubano y Boricua!
Mastermind
Profile Blog Joined April 2008
Canada7096 Posts
October 22 2008 22:03 GMT
#3
LOOOOOOOL
DoctorHelvetica
Profile Blog Joined July 2008
United States15034 Posts
October 22 2008 22:04 GMT
#4
Buy her a Nintendo 64 with StarCraft.

It's basically the same thing as an engagement ring.
RIP Aaliyah
Mastermind
Profile Blog Joined April 2008
Canada7096 Posts
Last Edited: 2008-10-22 22:04:32
October 22 2008 22:04 GMT
#5
I wonder how long before this guy gets banned
SayaSP
Profile Blog Joined February 2007
Laos5494 Posts
October 22 2008 22:04 GMT
#6
Hmm, she seems way too aggressive!
[iHs]SSP | I-NO-KI BOM-BA-YE | のヮの http://tinyurl.com/MLIStheCV , MLIS.
JudgeMathis
Profile Blog Joined July 2006
Cuba1286 Posts
October 22 2008 22:04 GMT
#7
5'4'', and 185 lbs? Jesus christ. That's a pretty big girl. =O
Benching 225 is light weight. Soy Cubano y Boricua!
A Cup of Zerg
Profile Joined March 2008
United States40 Posts
October 22 2008 22:05 GMT
#8
Did Incontrol get his password again? haha
littlechava
Profile Blog Joined March 2004
United States7218 Posts
October 22 2008 22:05 GMT
#9
LOL
Entusman #12
Mastermind
Profile Blog Joined April 2008
Canada7096 Posts
October 22 2008 22:05 GMT
#10
On October 23 2008 07:05 A Cup of Zerg wrote:
Did Incontrol get his password again? haha

No, look at the post count. Its a fake.
JudgeMathis
Profile Blog Joined July 2006
Cuba1286 Posts
October 22 2008 22:06 GMT
#11
On October 23 2008 07:05 A Cup of Zerg wrote:
Did Incontrol get his password again? haha


That Idra account has 4 posts, and the other Idra has around 6000+ post. I don't think its the same person. :D
Benching 225 is light weight. Soy Cubano y Boricua!
Chill
Profile Blog Joined January 2005
Calgary25980 Posts
October 22 2008 22:06 GMT
#12
Congrats dude!
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DoctorHelvetica
Profile Blog Joined July 2008
United States15034 Posts
October 22 2008 22:06 GMT
#13
Oh wow I didn't even notice the post-count difference.

GG.
RIP Aaliyah
ldrA
Profile Blog Joined October 2008
United States5 Posts
October 22 2008 22:07 GMT
#14
Where should I take her on our date?
CrimsonLotus
Profile Blog Joined June 2008
Colombia1123 Posts
October 22 2008 22:08 GMT
#15
I fell for it... LOL...
444 444 444 444
ScarFace
Profile Blog Joined March 2008
United States1175 Posts
October 22 2008 22:11 GMT
#16
Wow lol, a surprisingly effective ruse.

Good job.
Can you dig it?
micronesia
Profile Blog Joined July 2006
United States24680 Posts
October 22 2008 22:11 GMT
#17
I'm guessing L instead of i haha
ModeratorThere are animal crackers for people and there are people crackers for animals.
zulu_nation8
Profile Blog Joined May 2005
China26351 Posts
October 22 2008 22:11 GMT
#18
hi oakhill
boongee
Profile Joined November 2004
United States967 Posts
October 22 2008 22:13 GMT
#19
I fell for this too until I read the replies haha
d(O.o)a
Profile Blog Joined June 2008
Canada5066 Posts
October 22 2008 22:15 GMT
#20
On October 23 2008 07:06 Chill wrote:
Congrats dude!



Chill must be in a VERY good mood today.
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