He beat me on upgrades, GG

"He beat me on upgrades, GG"
An exercise in Terran ignorance feat. Constantine
by p4NDemik

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Once upon a time in a land called Antiga Shipyard
There was a young terran named Constantine.
He knew not how to make tanks, t'would be too hard,
So instead he made nothing but marine.



His Zerg foe swatted away his attacks like they were nothing
Young Constantine could not figure out his secret!
So he set out again and again to kill baneling
But alas his efforts only resulted in regret.



The evil zerg questioned his knowledge and cunning
But our hero knew he was smart and wise!
This could not stand, he must stop running
He thought to himself: "I'll make him think twice!"



Those damned mutalisks were surely the problem!
They are fast and nimble
Of course no tanks could not have caused them!
Even IdrA must concede they're imba!



I sat stunned, giggling with delight,
As he mumbled his dying words to me.
What would it be? Something trite?
Alas, he beat me on upgrades GG.