It was cross positions on tal'darim altar, pvp. he sent one of his initial probes CROSS MAP and put a proxy pylon on my lowground.
He proceeded to build 2 gateways in my natural, not having scouted my base whatsoever.
After I scouted his base and saw nothing in there, he said "OMGOMGOMG THE GAME STARTED!?!", acting like he was AFK for the first few minutes of the game.
He is high masters. It deeply saddens me that people like this exist on our Earth.
His name is "Bomi" and I reported him on battle.net.
Replay, if the images aren't convincing enough: http://www.mediafire.com/?h6tqoljk48e7uu3