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Pony Express Issue 107: Dec. 28 - Jan 04, 2010.

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ShoCkeyy
Profile Blog Joined July 2008
7815 Posts
Last Edited: 2010-01-05 06:38:00
January 05 2010 06:36 GMT
#1
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Happy New Years, it's 2010!


Letter from the Editor

Dear Readers,

Sorry for my lack of absence! I was in the mountains with no internet. But I present to you the new banner, done by me, I hope you like it. Everyone needs to come back from vacations for the PX! Other than that, happy new years!

- ShoCkeyy

Staff

Kau – Editor
ShoCkeyy – Editor
Bloodyc0bbler – The Stove
Nyovne – IRC Comments
NeverGG – Progamer Pics
Pholon – VOD of the Week
Grobyc – Ban of the Week
Vayesh – Academy of ESPORTS
LordWeird – Interview
meeple – Troll Booth/Shit Bus
Roffles – Troll Booth/Shit Bus
fanatacist – Troll Booth/Shit Bus
DoctorHelvetica – Troll Booth/Shit Bus
Thunk – Chalk talk

Table of Contents

Serious Business and Funsies ................ p1
The Stove .............................................. p2
Chalk Talk ............................................. p3
Semi-Funny IRC Comment of the Week ... p4
Progamer Photos ................................... p5
Random Image of the Week .................... p6
A Walk Down Memory Lane .................... p7
Troll Booth Willie .................................... p8
The Shit Bus .......................................... p8
Best of Blogs ......................................... p9
Ban of the Week .................................... p10
Vod of the Week .................................... p11
Academy of ESPORTS .......................... p12
Replays Time Forgot .............................. p13
Interview ................................................ p14

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  • British man Execution

  • Acquaintance hits two pedestrians!

  • The Rev in Peace

  • Shooting Rampage in Finland

  • Accomplished/Learned in 2010

  • E-Cigs


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  • HAPPY NEW YEAR!

  • What did you drink on New Years Eve!



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Nothing life-changing or best posts, but two good reminder threads about some fundamentals you need to master if you want to step beyond D to the next level (other than macro). All of these skills are separately nothing special but will dividends almost immediately in ladder sessions, should you use them effectively.
  • This thread talks about using the minimap. Do whatever it takes to use it more.
  • Harem bumped this thread with updated Zerg sim cities on new maps. Again, use them. Good sim cities are essential in modern PvZ, I love seeing zergs who don't sim city properly.


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The Shit Bus



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  • WTF Facebook!

  • How he became a writer

  • Getting what they deserved

  • Avoiding Alcoholism.

  • Stork is the man!



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GW.Methos was just temp banned for 30 days by SonuvBob.

That account was created on 2009-11-30 03:29:09 and had 172 posts.

Reason: Hi, welcome to TL.net. We have posting standards here. I'm not sure how you stayed under the radar for nearly a month, but I guess that's our fault. The shitty posting thing is most likely your fault though.

We highly recommend taking lessons from vGl-CoW, as he is our #1 poster and an expert on all things post-related. 30 days worth of lessons, to be precise, after which you can take a crack at reaching the top 50000.

+ Show Spoiler [Give the Chinese a break already] +
ProbeSaturation was just banned by EvilTeletubby.

That account was created on 2009-03-06 04:25:23 and had 292 posts.

Reason: Alright, so you were temp banned for this post:

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On December 14 2009 01:48 ProbeSaturation wrote:
Ah chinese people, can't trust them

User was temp banned for this post.



And two weeks later, you make these:

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On December 31 2009 15:44 ProbeSaturation wrote:
lool chinese people lool



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On December 31 2009 18:40 ProbeSaturation wrote:
you forgot CHINESE PEOPLE lololol like..c'mon. chinese people!!!!



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On December 31 2009 20:09 ProbeSaturation wrote:
chinese people...can we trust them?



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On January 01 2010 14:39 ProbeSaturation wrote:
lol chinese people...all you can do is lol



The fact that you're an absolutely shitty poster on top of it doesn't help your case. Adios.


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(T)Flash vs (Z)Calm

Set 3: Fighting Spirit
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Most Tanks you've ever seen in a Bio TvZ. A must-see!

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Academy of ESPORTS



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Question of the Week
So who got plastered for new years?
Life?
CharlieMurphy
Profile Blog Joined March 2006
United States22895 Posts
Last Edited: 2010-01-05 06:56:47
January 05 2010 06:56 GMT
#2
i got smashed, i had a bunch of jello shots and beers and then few adios, then i decided to try to make my own (which was like 90% alcohol) and then I don't remember anything. I guess I passed out in the middle of the floor.
..and then I would, ya know, check em'. (Aka SpoR)
FragKrag
Profile Blog Joined September 2007
United States11552 Posts
January 05 2010 07:01 GMT
#3
aw man

there isn't much in this PX
*TL CJ Entusman #40* "like scissors does anything to paper except MAKE IT MORE NUMEROUS" -paper
kOre
Profile Blog Joined April 2009
Canada3642 Posts
January 05 2010 07:01 GMT
#4
Happy Birthday ShoCkeyy!
http://www.starcraftmecca.net - Founder
pathy
Profile Blog Joined December 2009
Taiwan619 Posts
January 05 2010 07:03 GMT
#5
ahaaaaa probe saturation XD
Graphicscolosi suck
Carnivorous Sheep
Profile Blog Joined November 2008
Baa?21244 Posts
January 05 2010 07:11 GMT
#6
Happy birthday, and I think you mean lack of presence.
TranslatorBaa!
thopol
Profile Blog Joined May 2008
Japan4560 Posts
Last Edited: 2010-01-05 07:27:41
January 05 2010 07:27 GMT
#7
Not a big issue, but appreciated as always.

I drank mostly wine. I was with old people watching the thin man movies on Turner Classic Movies. These old women kept talking about how hot all the hot old guys were. I enjoyed the humor in this. Not the most exciting evening, but there was a really great wedding the following day, so I didn't mind.

EDIT: Happy birthday dogg.
Lemonwalrus
Profile Blog Joined August 2006
United States5465 Posts
Last Edited: 2010-01-05 07:33:18
January 05 2010 07:32 GMT
#8
I forgive you for your lack of absence.

Edit: Also, happy birthday!
alffla
Profile Blog Joined November 2005
Hong Kong20321 Posts
January 05 2010 07:41 GMT
#9
i got PLASTERED.

well the new banner is kinda cool but i miss the old pony too haha ~_~

lol at probesaturation.

ty px crew!
Graphicssavior[gm] : What is a “yawn” rape ;; Masumune - It was the year of the pig for those fucking defilers. Chill - A clinic you say? okum: SC without Korean yelling is like porn without sex. konamix: HAPPY BIRTHDAY MOMMY!
boesthius
Profile Blog Joined February 2008
United States11637 Posts
January 05 2010 07:44 GMT
#10
--- Nuked ---
Ilikestarcraft
Profile Blog Joined November 2004
Korea (South)17731 Posts
January 05 2010 07:44 GMT
#11
i was stuck in a fucking car for new years
"Nana is a goddess. Or at very least, Nana is my goddess." - KazeHydra
iNcontroL *
Profile Blog Joined July 2004
USA29055 Posts
January 05 2010 07:45 GMT
#12
I got mildly drunk. Ate too much pancakes though on way back and felt sick haha
Etherone
Profile Blog Joined November 2008
United States1898 Posts
January 05 2010 08:20 GMT
#13
3 beers and a bit of champagne then i realized for the first time in the 4 years ive been drinking i really hate 90% of alcoholic beverages, they taste like shit, and being drunk is worse than being sober, if anything i get more reflective when im drunk, or high.

maybe the beer and champagne were just crap, and i was drunk ^ ^

also i lost all poker motivation, wtf is up with that. fuck new years.

and in the spirit of this whiney post, i liked the other banner better.
I still love you, kau and everything else about the px though <3
Kinky
Profile Blog Joined September 2008
United States4126 Posts
January 05 2010 08:47 GMT
#14
Haha at the bans. Wth was ProbeSaturation thinking?
Random Images made me chuckle
DoX.)
Profile Joined December 2008
Singapore6164 Posts
January 05 2010 08:56 GMT
#15
Seriously. Give the chinese a break
jhNz
Profile Blog Joined September 2006
Germany2762 Posts
January 05 2010 09:21 GMT
#16
lol at probesaturation... xD
after he already got a temp ban for his comment he's still continueing making shitty posts like that. lol.
http://twitter.com/jhNz
Pholon
Profile Blog Joined March 2008
Netherlands6142 Posts
Last Edited: 2010-01-05 09:23:04
January 05 2010 09:21 GMT
#17
4 guys on troll booth and nothing? *disappoint * The rest is nice though, good work. Banner looks sexy too! :3 Also Happy Birthday! Also beer into whiskey in to cheap bubbly wine into falling asleep on the couch lol.
Moderator@TLPholon // "I need a third hand to facepalm right now"
miseiler
Profile Blog Joined October 2008
United States1389 Posts
January 05 2010 15:47 GMT
#18
Had stitches for the ski-related lacerations on both legs, then had exactly one beer and fell asleep at like 9pm.
"Jinro soo manly wearing only a T-Shirt while the Koreans freeze in their jackets" -- Double_O
"He's from Sweden, man. We have to fight polar bears on our way to school." -- Yusername
Grobyc
Profile Blog Joined June 2008
Canada18410 Posts
January 05 2010 16:13 GMT
#19
Nice banner Shockeyy

Man I'm still laughing at probe saturation ahahahaha

Let's just say Blueberry Smirnoff is one of my favourites to drunk now . And I realized I'm really good a beer pong when wasted too! 5:1 for my team woo!
If you watch Godzilla backwards it's about a benevolent lizard who helps rebuild a city and then moonwalks into the ocean.
DivinO
Profile Blog Joined July 2009
United States4796 Posts
January 05 2010 16:59 GMT
#20
Thanks ShoCkeyy. Nice issue.
LiquipediaBrain in my filth.
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