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Monokeros
Profile Blog Joined November 2005
United States2493 Posts
October 03 2009 03:22 GMT
#1
So this dude's like man I wish I had your disposable income

and I'm all like
"Dude, I recycle my money?"

"You what?"

"ITs ALLLLL GREEEEN"

"OH SNAP"

Yeah I went there, what'cha gonna do?
Keep the Dream Alive twitch.tv/monokerros
paper
Profile Blog Joined September 2004
13197 Posts
October 03 2009 03:23 GMT
#2
So this dude's like man I wish I had your disposable income

and I'm all like


Yeah I went there, what'cha gonna do?
Hates Fun🤔
DivinO
Profile Blog Joined July 2009
United States4796 Posts
October 03 2009 03:24 GMT
#3
Mono, I believe there is a joke thread '09.
LiquipediaBrain in my filth.
Monokeros
Profile Blog Joined November 2005
United States2493 Posts
Last Edited: 2009-10-03 03:35:43
October 03 2009 03:28 GMT
#4
On October 03 2009 12:23 paper wrote:
So this dude's like man I wish I had your disposable income

and I'm all like
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yu_moia-oVI

Yeah I went there, what'cha gonna do?


So this dude's like man I wish I had your disposable nicome

and I'm all like

"YOU CANT POST IN MY BLOG NO MORE BIIIIEEEETCHHHH"

"You what"

"B-B-B-BAAANNNNNEDDDDD-duh"

"OH SNAP"

Yeah I went there, what'cha gonna do?
Keep the Dream Alive twitch.tv/monokerros
cunninglinguists
Profile Blog Joined November 2008
United States925 Posts
October 03 2009 03:33 GMT
#5
So this dude's like man I wish I could make people laugh

and I'm all like
"Dude, I have an idea."

"You what?'

"ITs A JOOOOOOKE"

"OH SNAP"

Yeah I went there. Got a souvenir too.
Monokeros
Profile Blog Joined November 2005
United States2493 Posts
Last Edited: 2009-10-03 03:34:59
October 03 2009 03:34 GMT
#6
On October 03 2009 12:33 cunninglinguists wrote:
So this dude's like man I wish I could make people laugh

and I'm all like
"Dude, I have an idea."

"You what?'

"ITs A JOOOOOOKE"

"OH SNAP"

Yeah I went there. Got a souvenir too.


So this dude's like man I wish I had your disposable income

and I'm all like
"Dude, follow the format"

"You what?"

"no YOU"

"OH SNAP"

Yeah I went there. What'cha gonna do?
Keep the Dream Alive twitch.tv/monokerros
Caller
Profile Blog Joined September 2007
Poland8075 Posts
October 03 2009 03:36 GMT
#7
So this thread is gonna be closed.

Oh snap. I went there.
Watch me fail at Paradox: http://www.teamliquid.net/forum/viewmessage.php?topic_id=397564
OreoBoi
Profile Blog Joined December 2008
Canada1639 Posts
October 03 2009 03:38 GMT
#8
So I was talking to paper and I was like "how do you get so much disposible income" and he was like:
Oh it's easy I just let people use me, then I recycle myself and sell myself to people at a higher price.
El Resplandor
Profile Joined June 2009
United States187 Posts
October 03 2009 03:42 GMT
#9
watcha gonna do?

ACT A FOOL
Live to win 'till you die... 'till the light dies in your eyes
EsX_Raptor
Profile Blog Joined February 2008
United States2802 Posts
October 03 2009 03:46 GMT
#10
i found a better joke:

+ Show Spoiler +
[image loading]
micronesia
Profile Blog Joined July 2006
United States24814 Posts
October 03 2009 03:47 GMT
#11
Monokeros posts THIS and people are like 'meh w/e' and if I put the best 5 jokes of the decade then I'd get tons of shit LOL
ModeratorThere are animal crackers for people and there are people crackers for animals.
DoctorHelvetica
Profile Blog Joined July 2008
United States15034 Posts
October 03 2009 03:48 GMT
#12
On October 03 2009 12:47 micronesia wrote:
Monokeros posts THIS and people are like 'meh w/e' and if I put the best 5 jokes of the decade then I'd get tons of shit LOL


Even if you were actually funny no one would admit it.
RIP Aaliyah
RoieTRS
Profile Blog Joined July 2008
United States2569 Posts
October 03 2009 03:49 GMT
#13
OH SNAP
konadora, in Racenilatr's blog: "you need to stop thinking about starcraft or anything computer-related for that matter. It's becoming a bad addiction imo"
SayaSP
Profile Blog Joined February 2007
Laos5494 Posts
October 03 2009 03:50 GMT
#14
lol this blog
[iHs]SSP | I-NO-KI BOM-BA-YE | のヮの http://tinyurl.com/MLIStheCV , MLIS.
Harem
Profile Joined November 2007
United States11393 Posts
October 03 2009 03:51 GMT
#15
[image loading]
Moderator。◕‿◕。
micronesia
Profile Blog Joined July 2006
United States24814 Posts
October 03 2009 04:01 GMT
#16
On October 03 2009 12:22 Monokeros wrote:
So this dude's like man I wish I had your disposable income
Was the purpose of this blog to brag about your disposable income? It was!?
ModeratorThere are animal crackers for people and there are people crackers for animals.
Snet *
Profile Blog Joined September 2006
United States3573 Posts
October 03 2009 04:05 GMT
#17
You did not succeed in making me lol.
motbob
Profile Blog Joined July 2008
United States12546 Posts
October 03 2009 04:11 GMT
#18
On October 03 2009 12:46 EsX_Raptor wrote:
i found a better joke:

+ Show Spoiler +
[image loading]

You can still see the Youtube bar.

I BELIEVE IT IS YOU WHO HAVE FAILED, SIR.
ModeratorGood content always wins.
Monokeros
Profile Blog Joined November 2005
United States2493 Posts
October 03 2009 04:28 GMT
#19
On October 03 2009 13:01 micronesia wrote:
Show nested quote +
On October 03 2009 12:22 Monokeros wrote:
So this dude's like man I wish I had your disposable income
Was the purpose of this blog to brag about your disposable income? It was!?


YOU SAW THROUGH ME

How clever.....
Keep the Dream Alive twitch.tv/monokerros
infinity21 *
Profile Blog Joined October 2006
Canada6683 Posts
October 03 2009 04:30 GMT
#20
lame
Official Entusman #21
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