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selboN
Profile Blog Joined January 2008
United States2523 Posts
October 03 2009 05:07 GMT
#21
/fail
"That's what happens when you're using a mouse made out of glass!" -Tasteless (Referring to ZergBong)
Divinek
Profile Blog Joined November 2006
Canada4045 Posts
October 03 2009 05:20 GMT
#22
I didn't realise someone could be so bad at everything
Never attribute to malice that which can be adequately explained by stupidity.
Oh goodness me, FOX tv where do you get your sight? Can't you keep track, the puck is black. That's why the ice is white.
citi.zen
Profile Joined April 2009
2509 Posts
Last Edited: 2009-10-03 05:25:48
October 03 2009 05:23 GMT
#23
On October 03 2009 13:28 Monokeros wrote:
Show nested quote +
On October 03 2009 13:01 micronesia wrote:
On October 03 2009 12:22 Monokeros wrote:
So this dude's like man I wish I had your disposable income
Was the purpose of this blog to brag about your disposable income? It was!?


YOU SAW THROUGH ME

How clever.....


The blog was meh, but this reply made the reading worthwhile :-)

PS: I am thus going to do the unthinkable and rate it something other than a 1 or a 5. You Sir get a 2!
Aut viam inveniam, aut faciam.
DoctorHelvetica
Profile Blog Joined July 2008
United States15034 Posts
Last Edited: 2009-10-03 05:24:26
October 03 2009 05:24 GMT
#24
i didn't laugh at a single post in this thread
RIP Aaliyah
mahnini
Profile Blog Joined October 2005
United States6862 Posts
October 03 2009 05:27 GMT
#25
in time of bad old man say: from the knowing come sheet of papyrus
the world's a playground. you know that when you're a kid, but somewhere along the way everyone forgets it.
DoctorHelvetica
Profile Blog Joined July 2008
United States15034 Posts
October 03 2009 05:30 GMT
#26
On October 03 2009 14:27 mahnini wrote:
in time of bad old man say: from the knowing come sheet of papyrus


i laughed at this though even though i don't get it

cheers mahnini
RIP Aaliyah
Steelflight-Rx
Profile Blog Joined July 2007
United States1389 Posts
Last Edited: 2009-10-03 06:28:45
October 03 2009 06:28 GMT
#27

So this dude's like man I wish I had your disposable income

and I'm all like
"Dude, I dispose of my income"

"You what?"

"YEAH, IN THE TRASH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

"OH SNAP"

Yeah I went there, what'cha gonna do?
yubee wrote: you know? it's a great night you should all smile no matter what harddships, because grass grows and the sky is blue and it's a good life.
BuGzlToOnl
Profile Blog Joined November 2006
United States5918 Posts
October 03 2009 07:39 GMT
#28
If you want to make God laugh, tell Him your plans.
Kennelie
Profile Joined December 2007
United States2296 Posts
October 03 2009 07:45 GMT
#29
On October 03 2009 16:39 BuGzlToOnl wrote:


yea im with you on this one bro

While ur were making ur money i was counting mine.
ya had ya shot kid!
Last.Midnight
Profile Blog Joined July 2006
Australia906 Posts
October 03 2009 09:19 GMT
#30
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micronesia
Profile Blog Joined July 2006
United States24761 Posts
October 03 2009 15:42 GMT
#31
I have more disposable income than you. I just blow it all on grad school classes at 875 a credit.
ModeratorThere are animal crackers for people and there are people crackers for animals.
tonight
Profile Blog Joined November 2006
United States11130 Posts
October 03 2009 15:56 GMT
#32
this is some sad
if I come without a thing, then I come with all I need @tonightsend
konadora *
Profile Blog Joined February 2009
Singapore66358 Posts
October 03 2009 15:57 GMT
#33
On October 03 2009 12:51 Harem wrote:
[image loading]

NAKED MONOKEROS YUMMY
POGGERS
Hittegods
Profile Joined April 2007
Stockholm4641 Posts
October 03 2009 17:29 GMT
#34
So were are these jokes you claim to have?
This neo violence, pure self defiance
OhThatDang
Profile Joined August 2004
United States4685 Posts
October 03 2009 17:32 GMT
#35
YO GUYS .... IMMA LETCHU FINISH ... BUT THESE ARE ONE OF THE WORST JOKES OF ALL TIME, OF ALL TIME
troi oi thang map nai!!!
OreoBoi
Profile Blog Joined December 2008
Canada1639 Posts
October 03 2009 18:08 GMT
#36
On October 04 2009 02:32 OhThatDang wrote:
YO GUYS .... IMMA LETCHU FINISH ... BUT THESE ARE ONE OF THE WORST JOKES OF ALL TIME, OF ALL TIME


Please don't let anyone else finish because these are the worst jokes of all time
CharlieMurphy
Profile Blog Joined March 2006
United States22895 Posts
October 03 2009 20:13 GMT
#37
So this dude's like man I wish I had your disposable income

and I'm all like
"Dude, I'm a shark?!!"

"You what?"

"I'm a SHAAAARK!"

"Suck my diick!!"

Yeah I went there, what'cha gonna do?

"I'm a SHAAARK!!"
..and then I would, ya know, check em'. (Aka SpoR)
DivinO
Profile Blog Joined July 2009
United States4796 Posts
October 03 2009 20:18 GMT
#38
On October 04 2009 05:13 CharlieMurphy wrote:
So this dude's like man I wish I had your disposable income

and I'm all like
"Dude, I'm a shark?!!"

"You what?"

"I'm a SHAAAARK!"

"Suck my diick!!"

Yeah I went there, what'cha gonna do?

"I'm a SHAAARK!!"


....What?
LiquipediaBrain in my filth.
EvilTeletubby
Profile Blog Joined January 2004
Baltimore, USA22259 Posts
October 04 2009 07:57 GMT
#39
Absolute garbage.
Moderatorhttp://carbonleaf.yuku.com/topic/408/t/So-I-proposed-at-a-Carbon-Leaf-concert.html ***** RIP Geoff
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