The IdrA Fan Club - Page 1338

On October 08 2011 00:32 Jinsho wrote:
FINALLY!!!

THE GRACK HAAAAS COME BACK TO ATLANTIC CITY.

MMA, the Grack wants you to bend over and pull those pseudo-stylish korean jeans down. Then TheStC will come out and take that rooody poo GSL trophy, turn that sumbitch sideways, and shove it right up the MMA's candy a$$$$.

The Grack is going to pull up to the booth in that bugatti veyron and refuse to shake either of those terran imposters hands because they have no self respect. He will then proceed to smash MMA. After doing so he will teabag him on the main stage in the greatest celebration in eSPORTS history to finally top the inspired FIREBATHERO. He then grabs the hottest female in attendance and hops back in the car and leaves because the grack loves pie.

He will then head back to the Grackdown Hotel on the strip not to be seen again until the finals because the Grack is back and the Grack gets a free pass to the finals after group play with a 2-0 lead because he says so.

The Grack will opt to play shirtless while flexing his newfound pectorals after training with the bear known as Anna Prosser's boyfriend. What's that guy's name again? IT DOESN'T MATTER WHAT HIS NAME IS.

And to the millions (AND MILLIONS) of grack fans around the world all he will have to say is this: Do you smell what the Grack is cookin?

Alone he macros up a storm
A champion for the race
A rising star, a legend born
8 minutes in, 3 base
Old foes fall and new ones rise
All trying to take his place
They'll never equal his supply
and win the macro race
But sometimes, when he loses
To an imbalanced other race
His ego suffers bruises
His composure cracks and flays
His hands fly across the keyboard
And his fingers find their place
He crafts his words like swords
And with a sting akin to mace
"You really are a piece of shit
You need to learn to play
I wish all I had to do to win
Was push 1 and then hit A"
With the anger now departed
He then quickly leaves the game
Then it's back to where he started
Kicking ass and taking names
His body building biceps buff
His dead still poker face
His manly chinstrap facial fluff
Fucks given: not a trace
From GSL to MLG
His force cannot be caged
So long as EGIdrA
Is an anagram for IRAGED