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HAPPY BIRTHDAY KENNIGIT!! - Page 8
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CosmicAC
United States238 Posts
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Impervious
Canada4216 Posts
+ Show Spoiler + Please do not have a horrifying day even though you slipped out of your mothers wet bleeding vagina and escaped the womb into the arms of a stranger. You could have died that day. If she didn't want you she could have squeezed the life from you with her powerful vag or fallen down a flight of stairs. Be thankful she wa...s merciful enough for you to have lived through that terrible day when you came out a whiny crying bitch covered in the most disgusting mix of fluids. An uncoordinated little monster screaming and swinging his awkward little arms around covered in filth. A grotesque sight for all. Be happy this birth giver saw more in you than that, little monster, and loved you from the start. That you were special to someone the moment you came into this world even as disgusting as you were. That's a powerful message. Appreciate this life you have been given. Take this day and celebrate it. You may want to down some drinks to blur the images I have instilled in your head of your mother, head back, legs wide, sweating and painfully squeezing you out & cursing the man who did this to her. Her oozing swollen vag tired and sore from the tearing sensation you gave her. Yeah, I'd have a few drinks if I were you. PS - if you're still in the Ottawa area, we're gonna be having a LAN on the 27th of November at the iPlay(not 100% yet, tbd) in Kanata. | ||
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s.a.y
Croatia3840 Posts
all the best! | ||
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ohN
United States1075 Posts
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seRapH
United States9800 Posts
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HeadhunteR
Argentina1258 Posts
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Garnet
Vietnam9036 Posts
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Cow
Canada1104 Posts
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aztrorisk
United States896 Posts
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StorrZerg
United States13919 Posts
keep being swanky | ||
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CursOr
United States6335 Posts
Happy Birthday, sir! And thanks for never banning me!  | ||
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wishbones
Canada2600 Posts
On October 22 2010 13:04 Impervious wrote: HBD! + Show Spoiler + Please do not have a horrifying day even though you slipped out of your mothers wet bleeding vagina and escaped the womb into the arms of a stranger. You could have died that day. If she didn't want you she could have squeezed the life from you with her powerful vag or fallen down a flight of stairs. Be thankful she wa...s merciful enough for you to have lived through that terrible day when you came out a whiny crying bitch covered in the most disgusting mix of fluids. An uncoordinated little monster screaming and swinging his awkward little arms around covered in filth. A grotesque sight for all. Be happy this birth giver saw more in you than that, little monster, and loved you from the start. That you were special to someone the moment you came into this world even as disgusting as you were. That's a powerful message. Appreciate this life you have been given. Take this day and celebrate it. You may want to down some drinks to blur the images I have instilled in your head of your mother, head back, legs wide, sweating and painfully squeezing you out & cursing the man who did this to her. Her oozing swollen vag tired and sore from the tearing sensation you gave her. Yeah, I'd have a few drinks if I were you. PS - if you're still in the Ottawa area, we're gonna be having a LAN on the 27th of November at the iPlay(not 100% yet, tbd) in Kanata. ROFL. good shit lol. happy birthday to the man who can't be jumped. | ||
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Terranlisk
Singapore1404 Posts
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SwEEt[TearS]
Canada1575 Posts
happy birthdayyyyy | ||
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vvSiegvv
United States364 Posts
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puttputt
Canada240 Posts
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Roffles
Pitcairn19291 Posts
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Grobyc
Canada18410 Posts
On October 22 2010 13:00 Manifesto7 wrote: lol, Kennigit gets a recycle thread. Hey man, we're try to reduce, reuse, and recycle! Isn't that what we were taught in school? Happy bday! | ||
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Licmyobelisk
Philippines3682 Posts
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Randomaccount#77123
United States5003 Posts
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