I don't know whether to blame Valve or the newbie here, but diving a tower trying to kill a pet cosmetic is evidence of excessive stupidity on someone's part.

(E) On second thought, I blame Valve for not having obvious information on pets anywhere.

plasmidghost

Belgium16168 Posts

January 09 2016 19:35 GMT

#28662

Holy shit what kind of brain damage do you have to have to last pick Pudge in a ranked game?

plasmidghost

Belgium16168 Posts

January 09 2016 22:51 GMT

#28663

We dominate the early game so hard that SF and Slark have to both go Midas to catch up, so my Gryocopter decides to... farm the rest of the game instead of fight and we have a useless Mirana offlane that does nothing past 25 minutes and we end up losing

SpiritoftheTunA

United States20903 Posts

January 09 2016 23:10 GMT

#28664

guys a moment of silence for 126Q;A1

more than anyone else, this was his thread

QQ

plasmidghost

Belgium16168 Posts

January 10 2016 01:06 GMT

#28665

- Mod Edit -

plasmidghost

Belgium16168 Posts

January 10 2016 01:48 GMT

#28666

My hard carry Storm (who randomed, mind you) just got a first item 30 minute orchid.
What an awful day of Dota

plasmidghost

Belgium16168 Posts

January 10 2016 03:24 GMT

#28667

And this game, my hard carry Sven decides top go shadow blade vs a team with Slardar and BH

plasmidghost

Belgium16168 Posts

January 10 2016 03:30 GMT

#28668

I tell the same Sven to get a BKB since they have a lot of lockdown so he builds HotD S&Y Silver Edge for god knows what reason

plasmidghost

Belgium16168 Posts

January 10 2016 04:34 GMT

#28669

A guy first randoms Meepo, so the enemy team immediately picks Ember and we lose at 55 minutes

DV G

Argentina2339 Posts

January 10 2016 20:40 GMT

#28670

Dude, take a break, you're having Dotitis at this point.

QQ: Cant win a ranked game, simply that.

Belisarius

Australia6231 Posts

January 10 2016 21:35 GMT

#28671

On January 10 2016 08:10 SpiritoftheTunA wrote:
guys a moment of silence for 126Q;A1

more than anyone else, this was his thread

QQ

He lasted a surprisingly long time.

I get the sense there's now an old man hiding in a freezing basement, clutching a shotgun and muttering in Swedish about the Russians coming to get him. And our mods have just denied access to his one nonviolent outlet.

Chewbacca.

United States3634 Posts

January 11 2016 02:57 GMT

#28672

God damn I wish Valve would quit matching me with people 1k mmr below me. I'd much rather just have the extra 5 minutes of search time than a guaranteed 40 minutes of hell.

brinepumps

Indonesia753 Posts

January 11 2016 04:54 GMT

#28673

this Pudge Aghs man...

baby don't hurt me
don't hurt me
no more

TRAP[yoo]

Hungary6026 Posts

January 11 2016 15:38 GMT

#28674

dp with bloodstone

1nobody

Czech Republic2040 Posts

January 11 2016 21:35 GMT

#28675

Getting rolled by 4 new accounts on the other team, just wow, valve, wow.

TRAP[yoo]

Hungary6026 Posts

January 11 2016 21:53 GMT

#28676

nickname: why every game feeders on my team
highest mmr check
1 10 check

HellNino

France156 Posts

January 11 2016 22:28 GMT

#28677

I miss close games...
All of my games are stomp one way or another, and that is starting to piss me off...
Proof: my last 6 games

LennX

4553 Posts

January 13 2016 09:23 GMT

#28678

icefrog, give me back option to mute teammates during loading page and hero selections please

Belisarius

Australia6231 Posts

January 13 2016 23:17 GMT

#28679

On January 13 2016 18:23 LennX wrote:
icefrog, give me back option to mute teammates during loading page and hero selections please

Yeah this is really annoying.

You can rightclick -> ignore someone on loading page to mute them, but if it's the usual dude sharing his phat beats you can't actually tell which player it is. There should be a mic symbol or something at minimum.

Hero selection you can't even do that.

schmitty9800

United States390 Posts

January 14 2016 01:27 GMT

#28680

Look, I'm not asking for an apology or anything, but when you feed four kills in lane before 12 minutes at least have the decency to not say crap like "no help" or "team idiot". Especially when you build SNY and BKB first two on Jugger.