MMR grinding takes foreverrrrr....

I'm at 2.5k on my way up and I feel like every person I play with has one finger on their left hand or something.

A loss is basically like throwing away 2 hrs of your life.

Velzi

Finland659 Posts

March 05 2015 23:47 GMT

#25804

believe it or not but theres 0 difference between 2,5k and 4,5k when it comes to lane control,zoning or last hitting. Its just, i cant get how these ppl get these far.

126Q;A1

Sweden517 Posts

March 06 2015 00:22 GMT

#25805

Another game with five Chinese or whatever in the other team. The weren't even in a stack either. EU West is growing stranger by the minute.

boon2537

United States905 Posts

March 06 2015 06:35 GMT

#25806

Dang, I got down to 3.9k from 4.4k, I knew that's gonna happen eventually as I keep goofing off and randoming. It's time for me to learn how to play jugg effectively and pick him for the next ~20 games, yay!

BigO

Sweden956 Posts

March 06 2015 20:33 GMT

#25807

I think I just played with the biggest retard I have ever met. I usually try not to get angry when I play but fuck that guy. He starts the game with saying "I'm 50% support witch doctor", I should have known something stupid was about to happen. So well, I pick a carry and goes to lane with that guy. He starts by throwing some random casks at them, good harass I guess. Then he starts taking some last hits, single pull and in general tries really hard to make sure we don't win the lane, his defence is "I'm 50% support, I told you so from the beginning". That doesn't even make sense, what am I then, just a 50% carry. Apparantly he has about 1k games with WD where he has done mostly the same thing, I have no clue how he manages to win when he plays like that.

TRAP[yoo]

Hungary6026 Posts

March 06 2015 21:55 GMT

#25808

everytime i have to play against a storm his start is really bad and suddenly hes beyond godlike
everytime i have to play with a storm his start is godlike and he buys a bs just to feed all the charges away

Laserist

Turkey4269 Posts

March 06 2015 22:09 GMT

#25809

A fucking kotl calls me to a lost fight(2 of our idiots died, he left and calls me into the middle of the fight). I died ofc with kunkka, lost free farm, lost gold , lost xp, and lost the game right there. Then hard lane(hard noob)earth went 1-10 against wk and wk 1v5 the whole game after that point.

FHDH

United States7023 Posts

March 07 2015 01:45 GMT

#25810

I think I'm averaging 4 mutes a game right now.

[e] Honestly I should just be quitting games when I see anyone on my team has a reference to smoking weed in their name. I don't have anything against weed but Dota is not a weed game. Dota is a cocaine game.

the bear jew

United States3674 Posts

March 07 2015 03:05 GMT

#25811

On March 06 2015 08:47 Velzi wrote:
believe it or not but theres 0 difference between 2,5k and 4,5k when it comes to lane control,zoning or last hitting. Its just, i cant get how these ppl get these far.

So very fucking true.

crimsonSoldier

147 Posts

March 07 2015 03:07 GMT

#25812

I should have known it was a lost unranked AP game when the retard first pick Jugger and called Jungle. Sure as hell Jugger jungle isn't legit.

Oh well, he got rekt by the BH in our jungle.

the bear jew

United States3674 Posts

March 07 2015 04:16 GMT

#25813

20 minutes, our mid nightstalker, 0-0-1 never left lane. GG.

Exoteric

Australia2330 Posts

March 07 2015 07:03 GMT

#25814

why are people in my team demanding mid and last pick and then locking in pudge? grats you get destroyed in lane and then become absolutely useless after 30 min

Mecha King Ghidorah

United States595 Posts

March 07 2015 07:15 GMT

#25815

On March 07 2015 16:03 Exoteric wrote:
why are people in my team demanding mid and last pick and then locking in pudge? grats you get destroyed in lane and then become absolutely useless after 30 min

Never got the whole pudge is useless after thirty minutes. Nothing I hate more is playing lategame vs a pudge as some kind of carry as the fat fuck sits infont of his team and hooks you into them and they just rape you.

QQ: Doing really well as OD but enemy team RQ's after I get a ultra kill with sanities eclipse

PoulsenB

Poland7711 Posts

March 07 2015 13:11 GMT

#25816

Having a decent game of Tinker (at least for my 2k scrub level), but unfortunately my team decided to feed the already push-oriented enemy lineup. Tried to delay them with march and splitpush, but my teammates continuously went one by one to die.

geam iz hart

Mecha King Ghidorah

United States595 Posts

March 07 2015 15:41 GMT

#25817

Fucking in LPQ because I abandoned a game where someone 2nd to last randomed Medusa and bought Phase Vlads and raged

FUCK YOU VALVE I WOULDNT CARE BUT YOUR LIKE HERR DERR LETS MAKE ALL RANDOM CZ ITS NOT PAINFUL ENOUGH PLAYING IN LPQ HER DER

AND MY FUCKING AR GAME I RANDOM INVO AND RERANDOM INTO FUCKING BROOD VS AXE AND IT DOESNT GET COUNTED LOL WHAT A PIECE OF SHIT FUCKING VALVE GO SUCK A COCK LOL!

nojok

France15845 Posts

March 07 2015 17:29 GMT

#25818

My last 2 games today : our first 3 picks are SF mid, safelane PA and jungle jugg against their CM + SM and offlane phoenix. Next game the opponents pick qop, jungle drow, clinkz, PL and last pick supprot pudge (maybe rage???) when we have a utility mid and two supports. Those retarded games decided at picks are so bad. GL winning a game with a single disable...

126Q;A1

Sweden517 Posts

March 07 2015 19:16 GMT

#25819

Eu West is just impossible to play on. Every fucking game is against 5 russians with 3-5k hours played when our team has 1-2k. And of course Valve doesn't give a fuck.

edit: 7 game loosing streak. It's one of those days when you just can't win even though your opponents are awful.
edit: aaand that's 8 games. void on my team, he gets aghs first and does nothing. void on enemy team, gets normal items and plays well.

So what do you suggest. Should I try the Russian server or somthing. EUW is completely unplayable.

FHDH

United States7023 Posts

March 07 2015 23:36 GMT

#25820

Just lost to a team with a Jungle LC because my team decided to compound a terrible, no-vision teamfight with suiciding one-by-one into the enemy siege and god why is climbing MMR so hard.

We had a 20k fucking gold lead.