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Oh jeez I love the dotes!
Ranked, Captain's Draft, Dire, Let's do this!
Some one else grabs captain, oh well, it happens.
BOOM it's first pick doom! Hmm, okay, he's not the most Op hero in this pool but let's go with it..
vs Centaur and Lich, okay well that's not great.
Disruptor and OMNIKNIGHT, oh yes please we've decided to grab one of the most ass tier heroes in the game, hope you're got a plan captain!
vs Beastmaster and Jakiro, welp
Last picks Sand King and Shadow Fiend
vs Phantom Lancer.
Oh shit guys they've got a PL better not let him get free farm!!!
Captain: We run
Captain: Def tri
Captain: Sand King off
(Kill me now)
Captain gets Omni and buys chick and wards, I'll get the rest, okay omni let's at least smoke gank mid as we're not going to be able to do anything really vs a centaur unless he's a moron. Doom decides his base damage and devour may not get him enough last hits in a tri lane vs centaur so grabs that comfort Quelling Blade.
Omni Knight levels repel first thing.
Omni keeps doing small camp stacks and pulls rather than do anything. Omni refuses to smoke gank mid. I ping beastmaster getting a haste rune top and coming to gank top with it. Doom rather than going to tower goes to large camp. Doom dies to BM and Centaur while I'm at tower. "Fuck you mvtaylor just fuck you". Is this really happening?
Shadow Fiend keeps being ganked. Sand King can't do anything to stop PL who has a midas. Centaur played safe until level 6. Doom went midas but hasn't bothered touching any creep camps all game after his bad experience with beast master.
18 minutes, Omniknight is level 4, Sand King hasn't used his ult once all game, Shadow Fiend got ganked to pieces in mid lane.
Game is over. Omniknight and Sand King are in a party together, Omniknight has the lowest MMR of the 10 people in the game, Sand King went 1/12. Check Sand King's steam profile. Only has 1 comment.
http://steamcommunity.com/id/osnovnoy
"Worst fucking player i've seen in a long time. Go back to play WoW or LoL, dota2 is too hard for braindead trash kid like you."
Sounds about right to me.
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was really sick of dota last night after the previous win/loss streak-cycle. started to wonder whether i should take a break from the game because it just doesnt feel fun anymore. every single game is the same, basically just hoping that everyone wants to actually win and that there's not an asshole on the team that has to point out the first mistake that someone makes and then keep bringing it up every five minutes until we lose the game because everyone is so fucking tired of listening to that guys shit. my first and last game today was the nail in the coffin. it wasn't exceptionally bad, it just proved how much i dislike playing the game.
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slark reports me for doing Hard carry tiny and his asshole friend who was playing the only support refusing to support me so I lost top to a weaver and WR lane. Slark gives me shit for losing the lane. WELL GEE DIPSHIT, YOU HAVE A SOLO TINY AGAINST 2 RANGED HEROES WHO CAN MELT YOUR HP.
he went 4-6 and I went 5-5, he bought a orchid and never used it on weaver even if we popped it.
A+ ranked matching 3500 trench lyfe
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it seems in every game 9/10 ppl are muted nowadays
im still sitting off my back to back 168 hours muted, and now i got placed into low priority apparently
whats wrong i cant even flame anyone cuz im permamuted
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On April 08 2014 23:35 teddyoojo wrote:
i cant even flame anyone cuz im permamuted
This sounds suspiciously like valve's desired outcome
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well i dont really insult ppl
but a report is a report and if u make ppl mad its the same result
also i was only pointing out how i can get placed into low prio for 2 games if im muted
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Oh u don't get low prio for comms abuse reports u get it for abandons/intentional feed reports/intentional ability abuse reports.
PS people know they can't report u for comms abuse when ur already muted so they choose the other report options when they r mad at u lol.
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Never thought I'd hate a hero more than I hate Nature's Prophet. But now, my hatred for Ember far eclipses anything in the game.
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On April 09 2014 00:05 Sn0_Man wrote:
Oh u don't get low prio for comms abuse reports u get it for abandons/intentional feed reports/intentional ability abuse reports.
PS people know they can't report u for comms abuse when ur already muted so they choose the other report options when they r mad at u lol.
i didnt even know that it makes a difference i thought ud always get muted from reports :>
i guess now i know
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On April 08 2014 23:35 teddyoojo wrote:
it seems in every game 9/10 ppl are muted nowadays
im still sitting off my back to back 168 hours muted, and now i got placed into low priority apparently
whats wrong i cant even flame anyone cuz im permamuted
Valve forgot we need to vent sometimes. I hope they bring a small minigame in doto called "voodoorevenge", so you get a needle and a voodoopuppet. Then you click on the asshole you want to flame and he gets ministunned each time you pin his gloryhole (skillshot!
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18-2 as viper, and the Ursa who sat in forest for the first 15 minutes and refused to go help any lane when they repeatedly dived 1 and 2 towers for kills, starts boasting about how awesome he is and we only won because of him.
edit: Yes. Viper is a cancerous hero. But it seems thats whats required to carry people in pubs these days. 100% of the pub population think this is a singleplayer game.
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Sometimes I play Ursa and I just want to beat other heroes into a pulp but they run away and I can't catch them because I'm too slow =((((((
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On April 09 2014 02:54 DinoMight wrote:
Sometimes I play Ursa and I just want to beat other heroes into a pulp but they run away and I can't catch them because I'm too slow =((((((
The struggle is real =[
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Why am I getting way closer and more fun games in unranked, and every ranked game is a complete stomp either side..?
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On April 08 2014 23:40 Sn0_Man wrote:Show nested quote +On April 08 2014 23:35 teddyoojo wrote:
i cant even flame anyone cuz im permamuted This sounds suspiciously like valve's desired outcome
They are actively removing all unwanted language, like English.
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Terrible game, clinkz fed early game, fast orchid, roll' on everyone face
But the Sand king has an awesome swedish accent and try to communicate etc, i make fun of you man, but i was'nt angry to loose ^^.
Good people make this game way more pleasant to play. QQ/2
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Is there a reason I've seen 2-3 Dark Seers go Hood of Defiance first in the past couple days?
What the fuck is wrong with them exactly?
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You know it's a good day when you have consecutive posts in a QQ thread.
But I just had an awful game where I played awfully. I don't mind so much losing because of stupid teammates, but when it's stupid teammates and stupid me it's really bad.
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thats twice now tonight that I get fucked over by a shitty 4stack. Seriously what the flying fuck man. If they ever do that kind of shit the 5th guy should be like at least 1k above the average because fucking seriously man
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4 games of dota,
1st game, loss i play invoker, quas wex, get roamed the fuck on so god damn hard, and lose lane, im ok the game is my fault, im bad, i fucked up. dat cool
second game, play chen: get every single camp blocked by the enemy, our solo offlane dies immediately, we have a Peruvian dk and an english pudge arguing over mid, they sit there, im forced to go thier jungle, prophet is there, i grab a troll and fucking run, i get rotated on by the safelane dazzle, i finally have enough money for sentries, i deward 2 camps, im level 1 at 4 minutes in with 50 exp. i start to catch up, i get some succesful ganks... our safelane has 6 last hits against a centaur when they were mirana, when mirana didnt leave lane for 16 minutes. 6 FUCKING last hits in 16 minutes. i watched the replay. mid dk was downs, pudge had good hooks but carrying my underleved focused ass and the down syndrome mirana was too much, so we lose to the massively fed clinkz+ death prophet dudes.
Play sand king, get 2 early kills in lane, im like yeah buddy, i can rotate, our pudge is actually retarded, he spent 3 minutes ganking a lane that was warded and they got back, he lost to naga mid obviously. His first gank ended in failure as doom was level 6 and doomed the pudge that was rotted. weaver died to 2 ganks that were pinged and warded and warned about. he lost his lane, luna then procreeds to play like doom isnt in the game, and feeds over and over. game ends in failure
4th game, im sick of fucking losing, time to fucking lone druid, it was the hardest fucking game of my life holy shit im zolo offlane against sven+ sky+ lion, I get to level 5, no problem, i call that thier supports are ganking mid(a tinker) he dies, whatever, people get roamed on and die, its cool. he then dies to solo invoker 4 times in lane because understanding ranges is hard,(he gets no points in march tell level 10 so he can't catch up) the trilane top gets roamed on, by sky+lion, they would have killed them eaily but luna went eqewewewwuqrqruquq.....yes he got his level 3 ult at level 18 and only got one point in stun till level 11-13-16 also went sange and yasha phase boots shadowblade bkb butterfly, she basically didn't do anything but farm and split push, and then when fights happened did basically no damage. the rubick and tusk on my team basically allowed me get kills and win mid game teamfights but basicaly we were playing 2 people down for 35 minutes.
The tinker got level 2 ream at 11 because he is retarded. he got a fucking 22 bots and bottle, 22 fucking minutes, he died fucking 19 times no one was even CLOSE to his deaths, i can only thank that i got the last hits on heroes in alot of these team fights so i can could get a decently time radiance, cause if that didnt happen, we would have lost horribly
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